Report: Tiger wants to remarry Elin

Soundmanred

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You spelled "a lion" wrong. It's a l-i-o-n, not e-l-i-n.
Must be autocorrect.
 
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hclarkjr

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Woods wants to remarry Nordegren and he's offering a huge chunk of change to get her back.Woods' proposed deal reportedly is worth over half of his estimated $600 million fortune.
what a dummy
 

djnsmith7

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After the amount of humiliation on her part, I can't imagine she'd even consider this, but who knows.
 

GagHalfrunt

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After the amount of humiliation on her part, I can't imagine she'd even consider this, but who knows.


If the story is true, and I'm VERY dubious on that, she'd surely consider it at the suggested terms. She'll know he can't change and she only has to stick with him a year or so to convert her $100 million fortune into a $350 million fortune.
 

Farang

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$350 million cheating clause.. holy shit. If I were her, I'd take it and set up a scheme to keep sending high class prostitutes at him to seduce him
 

GagHalfrunt

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$350 million cheating clause.. holy shit. If I were her, I'd take it and set up a scheme to keep sending high class prostitutes at him to seduce him

Have you seen the skanks Tiger was banging? "High class" is not his style, she'd need to send him an endless stream of girls who dance in seedy strip clubs to work out their daddy issues.
 

SKORPI0

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Jan 18, 2000
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With all that money, it's worth nothing compared to finding someone who really loves you for what you are as person. Show's you how a shallow man he really is. D:
 

Gibsons

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Have you seen the skanks Tiger was banging? "High class" is not his style, she'd need to send him an endless stream of girls who dance in seedy strip clubs to work out their daddy issues.

And "skanks" might be generous. That's one thing I really didn't understand, he could've been doing super models or close to it, but he aimed low. It's like playing at some local muni when you have an invitation to Augusta.