rant by a lady who isn't too impressed with metrosexuals

[aidanjm]

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: aidanjm

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem

Originally posted by: 91TTZ

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
What's wrong with wanting to be one step further from the ape?

Nothing. But going "metro" is a step in the wrong direction.

How is that?

One step away from sucking off men at the bus stop for fare

cos gay men suck off men at the bus stop for fare, right?

don't believe I said that maybe you need to keep away from your Jump to Conclusions mat

what did you say? and what were you implying?

 

[gigapet]

Originally posted by: PingSpike

Originally posted by: 91TTZ

Originally posted by: PingSpike
Currently, "metrosexuals" or whatever, are getting the poon..

The only people who claim that metrosexuals are getting anything are the metrosexuals themselves.

In reality the metrosexuals are the same group that is always using lame tactics to get women. The reason they do this is because women won't go after them otherwise. They're a bunch of inferior "men" who always got passed over in favor of the studly football QB type. Women are going to go after the more "manly" guy regardless. If one of them dresses up like a metro, then once again he'll take all the women away from the lesser, effeminate, metros.

Think of it this way- if you're a scrawny 5'6 120 lb guy, what else are you going to do? Of course you're going to invent some act.

I've seen remarkably few guys that were scrawny that I would classify as metros.

ditto....surpisingly...many of them are jacked

 

[Yaotl]

Originally posted by: DAPUNISHER

Originally posted by: Yaotl

Originally posted by: DAPUNISHER
Bad answer. First, you can't shut me up, you can suggest it but I am not inclined to do so@this time. Connery was as hairy as a monkey so it was an excellent example. Obviously you had no intelligent response and your estimation of the "example's" viability means nothing to me

This is hairy as a monkey?

My bad, should have specified body hair, like in this pic I just googled up


Mike Myers is making fun of his being hairy with the Powers chest hair patch, I'd say he was known for his hairy manliness, and rough and ready persona. Instead of the foppish moore.

I'll concede the body hair, but he still pretty much judo-chopped everyone and drank martinis.

 

[aidanjm]

Originally posted by: shimsham

Originally posted by: aidanjm

Originally posted by: shimsham

Originally posted by: aidanjm

Most heterosexual people are stupid, ignorance, whatever. I think that gay people are better than heterosexual people, in general.

heterophobic? what makes you any different than a homophobe?

oops. that was a joke, didn't mean to post that.

maybe you didnt mean to post it, but i doubt it being a joke.

I'm sure you'll survive having been exposed to my opinion

 

[meltdown75]

4 the author

 

[Queasy]

Remember when metrosexuals were called "Nancy-boys" or "Dandys"?

 

[aidanjm]

Originally posted by: meltdown75
4 the author

good or bad cookie?

 

[PingSpike]

Originally posted by: 91TTZ

Originally posted by: aidanjm

Well, if it is the metrosexual males getting the so-called poon, then it is the metrosexuals reproducing, passing on their genes, while the old style males will die out.

The reality of the matter is that they're not getting the poon. While they're at the bath&body works complimenting their other metro friends on their choice of hairstyle, the girl they call their "girlfriend" is back at home getting slammed by the same type of crude jock that the metro despises.

I think you're operating on wishful thinking here. When you envision the contemporary "player" type that sleeps with a lot of women and frequents clubs...does he look more like the guy with gelled hair and a meticulously selected wardrobe over his shaved chest...or does he have a frayed baseball cap over his messy hair and wear a t-shirt over his beer belly?

 

[gigapet]

I think the whole Metro thing started with boy bands nsync and backstreet boys. All the girls thought those pretty boys were so hot. And that translated into thinking all pretty boys are hot....next thing you know guys want to be pretty boys aka metros.

perhaps im wrong. But I think if you followed the trend of metro-ness over time you would see a correlation between boy band popularity and metro-ness

 

[EatSpam]

Originally posted by: aidanjm

Originally posted by: 91TTZ

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem

Originally posted by: 91TTZ

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
What's wrong with wanting to be one step further from the ape?

Nothing. But going "metro" is a step in the wrong direction.

How is that?

In the evolutionary sense, if we take a step backwards we act like apes, if we take a step forward we act like civilized humans, and if we take a step sideways like the metros do, we act like fruits.

Well, if it is the metrosexual males getting the so-called poon, then it is the metrosexuals reproducing, passing on their genes, while the old style males will die out.

I'm an "old style" mail wearing an old Type O Negative t-shirt, ripped jeans, and no cologne and my DNA has been passed on. The evidence is whining on the floor behind me.

 

[DAPUNISHER]

Originally posted by: Yaotl

Originally posted by: DAPUNISHER

Originally posted by: Yaotl

Originally posted by: DAPUNISHER
Bad answer. First, you can't shut me up, you can suggest it but I am not inclined to do so@this time. Connery was as hairy as a monkey so it was an excellent example. Obviously you had no intelligent response and your estimation of the "example's" viability means nothing to me

This is hairy as a monkey?

My bad, should have specified body hair, like in this pic I just googled up


Mike Myers is making fun of his being hairy with the Powers chest hair patch, I'd say he was known for his hairy manliness, and rough and ready persona. Instead of the foppish moore.

I'll concede the body hair, but he still pretty much judo-chopped everyone and drank martinis.

That was the gig alright. But moore wasn't very hairy when he had the fake 3rd nipple, and he was very foppish and fastidious about things where Connery was mr macho, that is the differences in types of men I think she is trying to contrast. I do not believe she intended it to the extreme extent of a NPTT.

 

[shimsham]

Originally posted by: aidanjm

Originally posted by: shimsham

Originally posted by: aidanjm

Originally posted by: shimsham

Originally posted by: aidanjm

Most heterosexual people are stupid, ignorance, whatever. I think that gay people are better than heterosexual people, in general.

heterophobic? what makes you any different than a homophobe?

oops. that was a joke, didn't mean to post that.

maybe you didnt mean to post it, but i doubt it being a joke.

I'm sure you'll survive having been exposed to my opinion

you know what they say about opinions and assholes. i already knew that hypocrisy and phobia wasnt solely a hetero thing, anyway.

besides, its obvious to anyone thats read your posts. im just surprised you had the guts to post it. though i see that you have now edited it out. that doesnt surprise me either.

 

[91TTZ]

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem

What exactly does that mean to you? Fruits? Because I don't see any metrosexual acting like an orange or an apple.
Perhaps any step forward we make will be condemned by a backassward society who thinks traditional roles are the way to go, and fears change, even at the cost of progress as a species?

By "fruit" I mean the unmasculine, whiny, limp-wristed, delicate flower type of man. The type that commonly played Dungeons and Dragons and was thorougly unathletic.

This is not to be confused with a masculine, confident, in-shape athletic REAL man who happens to be gay. You can be gay but still be a REAL man, while you could be straight but still be a whiny little fruity b!tch.

Most of the metrosexuals that you see are this type of man. Since they are not confident in their manliness, they need to use a crutch.

 

[PingSpike]

Originally posted by: gigapet
I think the whole Metro thing started with boy bands nsync and backstreet boys. All the girls thought those pretty boys were so hot. And that translated into thinking all pretty boys are hot....next thing you know guys want to be pretty boys aka metros.

perhaps im wrong. But I think if you followed the trend of metro-ness over time you would see a correlation between boy band popularity and metro-ness

I agree. There's probably a lot of other factors involved, but I'd say thats the crux of it. Of course this woman isn't going to buy into it...frankly, she's old. She wasn't part of this whole mess.

 

[meltdown75]

Originally posted by: aidanjm

Originally posted by: meltdown75
4 the author

good or bad cookie?

neutral cookie.

 

[91TTZ]

Originally posted by: PingSpike

I think you're operating on wishful thinking here. When you envision the contemporary "player" type that sleeps with a lot of women and frequents clubs...does he look more like the guy with gelled hair and a meticulously selected wardrobe over his shaved chest...or does he have a frayed baseball cap over his messy hair and wear a t-shirt over his beer belly?

You are confusing non-metrosexuals with slobs. A slob isn't going to get anywhere, so you might as well forget about him.

You can be a gentleman who is built, goes to the gym and uses cologne, and still not be a metrosexual.

 

[CVSiN]

Originally posted by: 91TTZ
I'm no metro, but this skank doesn't sound like the kind of quality woman that I'd date. She sounds like trailer trash.

QFT...

mullets and backhair.... ewwww...

and im kinda that old type of guy myself...
but most girls always complained that we were like that.. now its the opposite?

i still love to go racing or tinker with the motorcycles or cars... but I like my hair short and the better places trimmed as most girls prefer it now .... I mean really how many girls really want a face full of pubic hair really?

 

[JulesMaximus]

That was written by a gay man wasn't it?

 

[JDub02]

my g/f and I had a similar discussion the other day ... her best friends are metro guys, yet she's dating me, mr. flannel-wearing, gun-toting, redneck.

strange.


on the rant, i give it an 8/10

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: Coquito
My hairy ass is here for you aidanjm baby. :lips:

Fixed.

 

[PingSpike]

Originally posted by: 91TTZ

Originally posted by: PingSpike

I think you're operating on wishful thinking here. When you envision the contemporary "player" type that sleeps with a lot of women and frequents clubs...does he look more like the guy with gelled hair and a meticulously selected wardrobe over his shaved chest...or does he have a frayed baseball cap over his messy hair and wear a t-shirt over his beer belly?

You are confusing non-metrosexuals with slobs. A slob isn't going to get anywhere, so you might as well forget about him.

You can be a gentleman who is built, goes to the gym and uses cologne, and still not be a metrosexual.

What are a metrosexuals defining attributes then? Because I'm starting to think we're working on drastically different definitions. Is it the chest shaving?

 

[Zysoclaplem]

Originally posted by: 91TTZ

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem

What exactly does that mean to you? Fruits? Because I don't see any metrosexual acting like an orange or an apple.
Perhaps any step forward we make will be condemned by a backassward society who thinks traditional roles are the way to go, and fears change, even at the cost of progress as a species?

By "fruit" I mean the unmasculine, whiny, limp-wristed, delicate flower type of man. The type that commonly played Dungeons and Dragons and was thorougly unathletic.

This is not to be confused with a masculine, confident, in-shape athletic REAL man who happens to be gay. You can be gay but still be a REAL man, while you could be straight but still be a whiny little fruity b!tch.

Most of the metrosexuals that you see are this type of man. Since they are not confident in their manliness, they need to use a crutch.

And some men/women use name-calling as a crutch. Insecurity can show itself in the ugliest ways.

 

[91TTZ]

Allow me to clear up some confusion about gentlemen and non-metrosexuals.

A non-metrosexual does not need to be a crude slob. A gentleman does not need to be a whiny bitch. A gentleman can be well groomed, but there is no mistake about it- he's a real man.

But to the androgenous, unmasculine, thick black rimmed glasses wearing, too-tight shirt wearing, pseudo-intellectual out there, that's just a really poor act. That is the metrosexual that I know.

 

[Baked]

Thanks to the tips, I'll be sure to abuse and bruise up my gf everyday now.

 

[91TTZ]

Originally posted by: PingSpike

What are a metrosexuals defining attributes then? Because I'm starting to think we're working on drastically different definitions. Is it the chest shaving?

I would say that a real man accentuates his masculinity, while a metrosexual reduces it by being unmuscular, shaving all his body hair off, making his skin smooth like a woman, and acting like he's incapable of doing rough work.