rant by a lady who isn't too impressed with metrosexuals

[Sqube]

Originally posted by: Ikonomi
Meh... Too much bitching. Some people need to learn that the rest of the world isn't here to please them. If she doesn't like "metro" guys, she shouldn't date them, instead of writing rambling blog articles about them.

What the hell is a blog for, if not for rambling articles about things that don't matter?

 

[91TTZ]

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
What's wrong with wanting to be one step further from the ape?

Nothing. But going "metro" is a step in the wrong direction.

 

[MisterJackson]

I enjoyed this article more:

Popin' ain't easy......

 

[Zysoclaplem]

Originally posted by: 91TTZ

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
What's wrong with wanting to be one step further from the ape?

Nothing. But going "metro" is a step in the wrong direction.

How is that?

 

[Hyperblaze]

After having read that articule.....

I doubt she would have a problem with me

 

[Aharami]

Originally posted by: 91TTZ
I'm no metro, but this skank doesn't sound like the kind of quality woman that I'd date. She sounds like trailer trash.

yea. she sure does.

 

[phantom309]

Originally posted by: aidanjm

Originally posted by: Astaroth33
So what does SHE look like?

pic

Not bad, but anyone who equates fashion sense with manhood is too shallow for real men to bother with anyway. The rednecks can have her, shriveled vagina and all.

 

[PingSpike]

I?m sorry you had to listen to me swoon about how ?Gay Gavin? would make a better boyfriend than you because he really listens and doesn?t mind holding my purse while I try on jeans. I?m sorry I asked you to shower because your underarms smelled like ?guinea pig vomit.? I?m sorry I cried and accused you of loving your ?76 Chevy Nova more than me. I want the old you back.

She sort of answers her own question right here. Women follow fads, men do whatever assures them the most pussy. We're remarkably simple. Currently, "metrosexuals" or whatever, are getting the poon. Maybe she doesn't like this, but I bet the majority does.

It was a good rant though, I also thought the microchip soap bar with a pube on it was funny.

And nobody likes to go down on a hairy twat.

 

[aidanjm]

Originally posted by: mordantmonkey
I don't know when it happened, but somehow the term metrosexual, went from well dressed clean men who wore tight fitting clothing, to guys obsessed with manicures, hair products, and even make-up. wtf? i don't even like my gf being as self-obsessed as some of these dorks are.
originally it seemed to be guys who rejected the demand that "real men are macho" macho=neanderthal pig. now it's just guys turned to women? i'm confused now.

my own opinion is that so-called metrosexuals are an easy target for jokes, etc. but in reality, most metrosexuals really aren't self-absorbed, obsessed with hair and skin care products, etc. They are just males who take care of their appearance, and have a bit of an awareness of clothes and what looks good on them. But some of the more old fashioned, style of male (and the women who fvck them, perhaps) seem to have a bit of hostility to the metrosexuals.

 

[DAPUNISHER]

Originally posted by: Aharami

Originally posted by: 91TTZ
I'm no metro, but this skank doesn't sound like the kind of quality woman that I'd date. She sounds like trailer trash.

yea. she sure does.

Why? Because she prefers the Sean Connery Bond to the poof Roger Moore?

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem

Originally posted by: 91TTZ

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
What's wrong with wanting to be one step further from the ape?

Nothing. But going "metro" is a step in the wrong direction.

How is that?

One step away from sucking off men at the bus stop for fare

 

[91TTZ]

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem

Originally posted by: 91TTZ

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
What's wrong with wanting to be one step further from the ape?

Nothing. But going "metro" is a step in the wrong direction.

How is that?

In the evolutionary sense, if we take a step backwards we act like apes, if we take a step forward we act like civilized humans, and if we take a step sideways like the metros do, we act like fruits.

 

[Deadtrees]

O.k, I'm touched by her article.
I'm going to be a mullet.

 

[Queasy]

Originally posted by: PingSpike
And nobody likes to go down on a hairy twat.

You haven't lived until you've pull pubic hair out from between your teeth.

:shocked: Did I just say that?!?

 

[Ikonomi]

Originally posted by: Sqube

Originally posted by: Ikonomi
Meh... Too much bitching. Some people need to learn that the rest of the world isn't here to please them. If she doesn't like "metro" guys, she shouldn't date them, instead of writing rambling blog articles about them.

What the hell is a blog for, if not for rambling articles about things that don't matter?

I believe the OP asked for my thoughts. Just because it's rambling and doesn't matter doesn't mean one can't criticize it.

 

[gigapet]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=metro+sexual

 

[Ikonomi]

Originally posted by: gigapet
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=metro+sexual

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=metrosexual&r=f

 

[mordantmonkey]

Originally posted by: gigapet
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=metro+sexual

this is much closer to the definition i understand of a metrosexual. nothing about being overly obssesed with personal hygiene, or being fully shaven.

 

[PingSpike]

Originally posted by: Queasy

Originally posted by: PingSpike
And nobody likes to go down on a hairy twat.

You haven't lived until you've pull pubic hair out from between your teeth.

My dentist says I'm an excellent flosser.

 

[imthebadguy]

hahaha funny

 

[halik]

Originally posted by: aidanjm

Originally posted by: Astaroth33
So what does SHE look like?

pic

i went "ooooh"

 

[mordantmonkey]

Originally posted by: Ikonomi
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=metrosexual&r=f

this is a dumbass definition. it assumes that the "homosexual lifestyle" demands you act like a woman. Anyone who has any gay freinds knows that there are many "manly" gay guys.

 

[aidanjm]

Originally posted by: 91TTZ

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem

Originally posted by: 91TTZ

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
What's wrong with wanting to be one step further from the ape?

Nothing. But going "metro" is a step in the wrong direction.

How is that?

In the evolutionary sense, if we take a step backwards we act like apes, if we take a step forward we act like civilized humans, and if we take a step sideways like the metros do, we act like fruits.

Well, if it is the metrosexual males getting the so-called poon, then it is the metrosexuals reproducing, passing on their genes, while the old style males will die out.

 

[aidanjm]

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem

Originally posted by: 91TTZ

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
What's wrong with wanting to be one step further from the ape?

Nothing. But going "metro" is a step in the wrong direction.

How is that?

One step away from sucking off men at the bus stop for fare

cos gay men suck off men at the bus stop for fare, right?

 

[Yaotl]

Originally posted by: DAPUNISHER

Originally posted by: Aharami

Originally posted by: 91TTZ
I'm no metro, but this skank doesn't sound like the kind of quality woman that I'd date. She sounds like trailer trash.

yea. she sure does.

Why? Because she prefers the Sean Connery Bond to the poof Roger Moore?

Sean Connery Bond was clean cut and never had a hair out of place. Did you ever see him in a beater and mullet?