question about going to jail or the army

[DaVortex]

There is a possibility that my friend might be serving a jail sentence, its about a 40% chance. I have been told by a few people that if he is to go to the army instead, then he wont have to serve a jail sentence.

Has anyone else heard anything like this..or is it just bull

 

[notfred]

I'm sure your friend's lawyer would know.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Thanks for the vault of detailed information. :roll:

- M4H

 

[bradruth]

Bull.


Oh, and tell your friend to start "practicing" for jail now. Maybe start with just a finger.

 

[Yzzim]

did your friend murder someone or run over a mailbox?

Your post is lacking a vault of detailed information.

 

[Feldenak]

Originally posted by: bradruth
Bull.


Oh, and tell your friend to start "practicing" for jail now. Maybe start with just a finger.

LOL!

 

[Schadenfreude]

A lot of people go to the army to skip a jail sentence. I got that from "Renaissance Man", a movie, so it must be true! :thumbsup:

 

[z0mb13]

Originally posted by: bradruth
Bull.


Oh, and tell your friend to start "practicing" for jail now. Maybe start with just a finger.

:Q

 

[DaVortex]

it involves pornography...and not the legal kind

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: DaVortex
it involves pornography...and not the legal kind

Kiddie pr0n? If that's the case, there's nothing that he can do to prepare.

 

[Feldenak]

Originally posted by: DaVortex
it involves pornography...and not the legal kind

Animal porn? That damn Discovery channel is too addictive....there should be warnings before every broadcast.

 

[Frew]

Why are you friends with him! LOCK HIM AWAY!

 

[T2T III]

I'm sure that's some kind of old rule - and, possibly, during wartime, someone could volunteer to go. If your friend goes through the recruiter, they will insist on running a police check on the individual. Simply put, your friend is in a not-so-good situation right now. And, for the life of me, I can't understand why someone would download porn of neekid five-year-olds onto their computer. :roll:

 

[alkemyst]

you can cop a plea to serve in lieu of a jail sentence...but the way it works is you really can't be a serious criminal nor be unable to pass the physical off the bat. They aren't going to walk you through this.

Also in non-war times it's about a hopeful as winning the lottery, however, now they'd have good use for the person. Just be prepared to be in harm's way.

 

[DaVortex]

he had a f-serve on mIRC, so he was charged with possession and distribution.

 

[Frew]

f-serve?

 

[pulse8]

Originally posted by: DaVortex
he had a f-serve on mIRC, so he was charged with possession and distribution.

An f-serve of what? Kiddie porn?

 

[DaVortex]

f-serve aka server

yes fserve for kitty pr0n

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: DaVortex
it involves pornography...and not the legal kind

Kiddie pr0n? If that's the case, there's nothing that he can do to prepare.

Indeed. Anywhere he goes, he's headed for a brutal ass beating.

Literally.

- M4H

 

[Bryophyte]

The military won't want him if he's a criminal.

 

[SpunkyJones]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: DaVortex
it involves pornography...and not the legal kind

Kiddie pr0n? If that's the case, there's nothing that he can do to prepare.

Indeed. Anywhere he goes, he's headed for a brutal ass beating.

Literally.

- M4H

If he's lucky it'll only be his ass.

 

[pulse8]

Originally posted by: DaVortex
f-serve aka server

yes fserve for kitty pr0n

ummm...Your friend's a sick fvck and deserves to go to jail.

 

[Bryophyte]

Hell, the military REALLY doesn't want someone who ran a kiddie porn server.

 

[Wallydraigle]

Originally posted by: DaVortex
f-serve aka server

yes fserve for kitty pr0n

()()
:thumbsup:

 

[T2T III]

Originally posted by: DaVortex
f-serve aka server

yes fserve for kitty pr0n

I'll be willing to bet that the judge that hears the trial will give your friend a jail sentence - just for the purpose of making an example out of him.