question about going to jail or the army

DaVortex

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There is a possibility that my friend might be serving a jail sentence, its about a 40% chance. I have been told by a few people that if he is to go to the army instead, then he wont have to serve a jail sentence.

Has anyone else heard anything like this..or is it just bull
 

bradruth

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Bull.


Oh, and tell your friend to start "practicing" for jail now. Maybe start with just a finger.
 

Yzzim

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did your friend murder someone or run over a mailbox?

Your post is lacking a vault of detailed information.
 
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A lot of people go to the army to skip a jail sentence. I got that from "Renaissance Man", a movie, so it must be true! :thumbsup:
 

bradruth

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Originally posted by: DaVortex
it involves pornography...and not the legal kind

Kiddie pr0n? If that's the case, there's nothing that he can do to prepare.
 

Feldenak

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Originally posted by: DaVortex
it involves pornography...and not the legal kind

Animal porn? That damn Discovery channel is too addictive....there should be warnings before every broadcast.
 

T2T III

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I'm sure that's some kind of old rule - and, possibly, during wartime, someone could volunteer to go. If your friend goes through the recruiter, they will insist on running a police check on the individual. Simply put, your friend is in a not-so-good situation right now. And, for the life of me, I can't understand why someone would download porn of neekid five-year-olds onto their computer. :roll:

 

alkemyst

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you can cop a plea to serve in lieu of a jail sentence...but the way it works is you really can't be a serious criminal nor be unable to pass the physical off the bat. They aren't going to walk you through this.

Also in non-war times it's about a hopeful as winning the lottery, however, now they'd have good use for the person. Just be prepared to be in harm's way.
 
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Originally posted by: bradruth
Originally posted by: DaVortex
it involves pornography...and not the legal kind

Kiddie pr0n? If that's the case, there's nothing that he can do to prepare.

Indeed. Anywhere he goes, he's headed for a brutal ass beating.

Literally.

- M4H
 

SpunkyJones

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Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Originally posted by: bradruth
Originally posted by: DaVortex
it involves pornography...and not the legal kind

Kiddie pr0n? If that's the case, there's nothing that he can do to prepare.

Indeed. Anywhere he goes, he's headed for a brutal ass beating.

Literally.

- M4H

If he's lucky it'll only be his ass.
 

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Originally posted by: DaVortex
f-serve aka server

yes fserve for kitty pr0n

I'll be willing to bet that the judge that hears the trial will give your friend a jail sentence - just for the purpose of making an example out of him.