Punchline thread

[eits]

AND THEN HE SHAT ON A TURTLE!

 

[mobobuff]

Originally posted by: mattocs
Arrr! Its driving me nuts!

:thumbsup:

 

[Ophir]

So you got something to look at while you're talking to them!

 

[mobobuff]

"Women's rights!"

 

[schneiderguy]

The third cowboy remained silent ......slowly stirring the
coals with his penis.

 

[aloser]

"If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."

And

"There's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise."

 

[CKent]

"Give me 10 minutes", he says, "I just fscked your cat"

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: biggestmuff
Ricki Lake!

you BASTARD

 

[KingGheedora]

I picked the scabs and made the pus run.

 

[mobobuff]

"I'm fuckin' dispair!"

 

[Kelemvor]

"Surprise, I'm the Bus Driver!"

 

[KingGheedora]

So the Japanese guy jumps out of the forest and yells "SUPPLIES!!!!"

 

[DigitalCancer]

"because he was just a 'little moron'"

 

[amish]

Originally posted by: KingGheedora
So the Japanese guy jumps out of the forest and yells "SUPPLIES!!!!"

:laugh: the first time i heard that joke was from a prominant political figure.

 

[daveymark]

he slowly massaged his boyfriend's buttocks while he dipped his thumb in a can of crisco.

 

[MartyMcFly3]

That's what SHE said.

 

[Slacker]

You can UN-screw a light bulb