Punchline thread

[Slacker]

Because squirrels like to hide thier nuts in strange places

 

[biggestmuff]

Ricki Lake!

 

[xSauronx]

The Aristocrats!

 

[mobobuff]

No soap, radio!

 

[CPA]

Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

 

[loic2003]

no! I asked for a six inch pianist!

 

[funboy6942]

G Damnit, I missed!

 

[jaykishankrk]

Driving the OLD Horse in an INDIAN Desert!!

 

[TallBill]

Forgot my pencil

 

[Drakkon]

"ouch"

"why the long face"

"put it on my bill"

 

[DrPizza]

Better Nate than lever!!

 

[Quasmo]

"Hey, don't put that in my ass!!!"

 

[AntareStar]

Zed's dead baby...

 

[doze]

flip the stool over

 

[bobdelt]

Thats what your mom said...!!

 

[Paratus]

Because the chicken heard the ref was blowing fouls.

 

[userman]

no he stuck a carrot up my @ss!

 

[Arcex]

So I said "Rectum, dang near killed um!"

 

[wedi42]

Honey, I'm Home!

 

[Drakkon]

silly rabbi kicks are for trids!

 

[Tuktuk]

I just flew in from Baltimore, boy are my arms tired!

*badump bing*

Take my wife, please!

 

[anxi80]

"death... by unga-bunga!"

 

[MisterJackson]

To get to the other side!

 

[Cremaster]

"Bring me my brown pants!"

 

[OOBradm]

Thats the last sausage i'll ever eat!