Punchline thread

[JRich]

Not right now you don't.

 

[her209]

"You'd be cooler if you did."

 

[AntareStar]

Jhonny Cage wins!
--Flawless victory

 

[Kirby]

And that's when I said, "But that was your mother's horse!"

 

[Ika]

And then he was like, "But wait! Didn't you say grape?"

 

[KeithTalent]

Those aren't buoys!

 

[FilmCamera]

No

 

[irishScott]

[SLJ]Great. Snakes on CRACK.[/SLJ]

 

[daveymark]

christian skatepark while eating raw cookie dough out of the tube and yelled "Where's your 'God' now?!?!?" while waving the cookie dough tube at them wildly.

 

[drum]

The very pants I was wearing!

 

[Amused]

The cowboy grabs the horse by both ears, twists them hard and yells,
"Read my lips! POSSE, damn it! POSSE!"

 

[Quasmo]

Well the Jerk store called, they're running out of you!

 

[Lonyo]

BETTER NATE THAN LEVER!

 

[pulse8]

I can clearly see you're nuts.

 

[AlienCraft]

Bennett ? Hell ! I damn near broke it !!!

 

[Amused]

Mrs. Jones poked her husband, who yelled, "You stick that thing in me one more time and I'll break it off and shove it up your butt!"

 

[Spydermag68]

Sorry Shawn.

 

[thirdlegstump]

..in bed!

 

[yosuke188]

...NOT

 

[mobobuff]

"I'd love to... but I don't think I can fit another bread roll in my ass!"

 

[jupiter57]

Roll Her Over!

 

[KLin]

"Fine, I'll try the soup! Where's the spoon?"

 

[mattocs]

Arrr! Its driving me nuts!

 

[MX2]

Those arent PILLOWS!!!

 

[Mo0o]

Why the long face?