PUKED RED WINE ON GRANDMAS NEW CARPET!!

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Richdog

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Oops... I drank 2 bottles of red wine last night before duly vomiting on my grandmas white carpet. What was once a plush, vibrant and snow-white piece of upholstery now looks like the scene of a particularly gruesome murder, and smells like a chimps armpit. luckily, she's out till tonight, but has anyone got any brilliant ideas for removing red wine stains so she does'nt remove my testicles and have them wall mounted?

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guyver01

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Originally posted by: Richdog
anyone got any brilliant ideas for removing red wine stains
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the only thing i can suggest is..



Wine Away

Wine Away red wine stain remover ?

Makes red wine, cranberry juice, and other red stains disappear from carpet and fabrics;
Tested and recommended by: Good Housekeeping Institute, Food & Wine, First For Women, Gourmet and In-Style magazines.
Endorsed by Linda Cobb in her new best-selling book ?Talking dirty with the Queen of Clean;
Derived from fruit and vegetable extracts making it safe to use around children and pets;
Contains no bleach or phosphates;
Makes a great hostess gift.


Purchase price $ 8.39
Shipping 8.50
Tax 0.00
Total $ 16.89
 
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Is it just me, or does the title sound like some kind of demented country western song? :confused:
 
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acidvoodoo

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Originally posted by: Richdog
No its not white wine it's red ! (sob)
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i always thought if you pour white wine on red wine it gets it out....care to try it out for me?
 
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Richdog

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Responsibility and drinking rarely mix... anyway I felt fine for ages then it hit me like a steamtrain. But I concede that 2 bottles is overdoing it, I havent drunk much lately so must be out of practise since my university days!:(

Pour white wine on it? Never heard that one... got some though if anyone can confirm it actually works...:confused:
 
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iamwiz82

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Originally posted by: acidvoodoo
Originally posted by: Richdog
No its not white wine it's red ! (sob)
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i always thought if you pour white wine on red wine it gets it out....care to try it out for me?
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no, thats cranberry juice. Red cranberry juice reacts with the red wine to create clear water.
 
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freegeeks

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Pour white wine on it? Never heard that one... got some though if anyone can confirm it actually works...
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I confirm this -- it actually works. This was mentioned somewhere on the procter and gamble website. It's very important not to use cheap white wine. It only starts working if the white wine is at least a $10-15 bottle.
 
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Warthog912

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won't oxyclean work? or any of the oxy-clean rip off's

It works on most everything else----- And it's all natural
 
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DevilsAdvocate

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Originally posted by: Richdog
Responsibility and drinking rarely mix... anyway I felt fine for ages then it hit me like a steamtrain. But I concede that 2 bottles is overdoing it, I havent drunk much lately so must be out of practise since my university days!:( Pour white wine on it? Never heard that one... got some though if anyone can confirm it actually works...:confused:
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Two bottles in an evening seems about right to me. Is it possible that you are a lightweight? ;)

When I decide I am going to drink wine, I usually drink a magnum and a half... I guess that is 3 bottles. I do it over the course of several hours though.

Best of luck.
 
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Richdog

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The more I think about it I know Im doomed. Hmm wonder if the circus are looking for new recruits?:)
 
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