Oops... I drank 2 bottles of red wine last night before duly vomiting on my grandmas white carpet. What was once a plush, vibrant and snow-white piece of upholstery now looks like the scene of a particularly gruesome murder, and smells like a chimps armpit. luckily, she's out till tonight, but has anyone got any brilliant ideas for removing red wine stains so she does'nt remove my testicles and have them wall mounted?
