Public Restrooms

[zerocool84]

Originally posted by: xcript

Originally posted by: zerocool84
I've seen some things that can never be spoken of.

Speak of these things!

I worked at a certain big orange home improvement store for a couple years and one time someone write on the ceiling with shit, yes wrote it in poop, in spanish, F you all. He wrote it fairly legibly too which surprised all of us. Must have been some very consitent poop.

 

[Auggie]

That or it's someone that stands up to wipes, gets a really crap-laden wad of toilet paper and hits the seat instead of the toilet, crap-laden side down.

 

[ConstipatedVigilante]

Originally posted by: theflyingpig

Originally posted by: Leros
How do people shit on the back rims of the toilet seat? We had this problem when I lived in the dorms and we finally figured out it was a really fat guy doing it. It was nasty, he would shit twice a day and we had 4 toilets. Since cleaning came every other day, there would be times when all four toilets had shit on the back rim. Are fat people too big to position their butts properly or something?

Fat people can't do anything correctly. This is yet another example of a fatty screwing things up for all the other normal people. You guys should have blanket partied him.

A fat guy sat on my friend's futon during the first week of school. He sat down so hard that there's now a ridge in the futon. The fat guy's name is Travis, so we call it the Travasse.

 

[HappyPuppy]

The OP needs to grow up and get some hair.

 

[arrfep]

What pisses me off is the douches who throw their gum or paper towels into the urinal. Now some poor guy's gotta stick his hands into your piss-pot because you were too lazy to reach over a few feet and put your trash where it belongs.

 

[IEC]

Originally posted by: arrfep
What pisses me off is the douches who throw their gum or paper towels into the urinal. Now some poor guy's gotta stick his hands into your piss-pot because you were too lazy to reach over a few feet and put your trash where it belongs.

Oy, on the last day of classes 30+% of the campus gets wasted.... there have been wine bottles and beer bottles and all kinds of crap in or on the toilets and urinals

People don't have the decency to do their business properly. Only way to teach them would be to force them to clean up their sh!t...

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: ConstipatedVigilante

Originally posted by: theflyingpig

Originally posted by: Leros
How do people shit on the back rims of the toilet seat? We had this problem when I lived in the dorms and we finally figured out it was a really fat guy doing it. It was nasty, he would shit twice a day and we had 4 toilets. Since cleaning came every other day, there would be times when all four toilets had shit on the back rim. Are fat people too big to position their butts properly or something?

Fat people can't do anything correctly. This is yet another example of a fatty screwing things up for all the other normal people. You guys should have blanket partied him.

A fat guy sat on my friend's futon during the first week of school. He sat down so hard that there's now a ridge in the futon. The fat guy's name is Travis, so we call it the Travasse.

:laugh:

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: arrfep
What pisses me off is the douches who throw their gum or paper towels into the urinal. Now some poor guy's gotta stick his hands into your piss-pot because you were too lazy to reach over a few feet and put your trash where it belongs.

actually, this pisses me off the most. previous place I worked, we had a more-or less private toilet. It never failed, though, that some incompetent shit-tard would shove an entire stack of paper towels into the toilet on a daily basis.

seriously...who the fuck does this shit? and why are they even using the paper towels anywhere near the toilet? No one that had access to this toilet was younger than 28 or so. I don'[t understand how anyone can progress to that age with the understanding that shoving paper towels into toilets is OK.

 

[roid450]

Use foot to flush toilet, never ever touch public toilet handles with ur hands, or lift the seat with ur hands Just bust out the hovering eagle move and throw some TP in the water first so it doesn't splash back :thumbsup:

 

[arrfep]

Originally posted by: zinfamous

Originally posted by: arrfep
What pisses me off is the douches who throw their gum or paper towels into the urinal. Now some poor guy's gotta stick his hands into your piss-pot because you were too lazy to reach over a few feet and put your trash where it belongs.

actually, this pisses me off the most. previous place I worked, we had a more-or less private toilet. It never failed, though, that some incompetent shit-tard would shove an entire stack of paper towels into the toilet on a daily basis.

seriously...who the fuck does this shit? and why are they even using the paper towels anywhere near the toilet? No one that had access to this toilet was younger than 28 or so. I don'[t understand how anyone can progress to that age with the understanding that shoving paper towels into toilets is OK.

+1 The worst thing is that in the bathroom nearest my office, the trash can is literally one foot away from the urinal. You can easily reach it even when you're peeing.

 

[AstroManLuca]

The public toilets in the library where I used to work were awful. This was a science and engineering library at a large public university, so there were a disproportionate number of foreign students from India, China, and other places. Apparently these people don't know how to park their asses on the seat, push, and then deposit the toilet paper in the bowl and flush. Regularly found shit on the seat, toilet paper on the seat, or various horrid combinations still in the bowl. I think a lot of them tried hovering over the seat instead of sitting or possibly even squatting over it with their feet on the seat. Gah.

 

[Leros]

Originally posted by: AstroManLuca
The public toilets in the library where I used to work were awful. This was a science and engineering library at a large public university, so there were a disproportionate number of foreign students from India, China, and other places. Apparently these people don't know how to park their asses on the seat, push, and then deposit the toilet paper in the bowl and flush. Regularly found shit on the seat, toilet paper on the seat, or various horrid combinations still in the bowl. I think a lot of them tried hovering over the seat instead of sitting or possibly even squatting over it with their feet on the seat. Gah.

I've found the electrical engineering building (tons of foreign students) to have the cleanest bathrooms on campus.

 

[evident]

10/10

i normally go on the second floor to take a crap because there isn't alot of people on that floor. i think its so awkward when im taking a dump and one of my coworkers sits in the stall next to me. i pay attention to everyone's shoes, so i know exactly who's in there!

 

[Blayze]

Originally posted by: Leros
How do people shit on the back rims of the toilet seat? We had this problem when I lived in the dorms and we finally figured out it was a really fat guy doing it. It was nasty, he would shit twice a day and we had 4 toilets. Since cleaning came every other day, there would be times when all four toilets had shit on the back rim. Are fat people too big to position their butts properly or something?

As a fat person I have never had this problem. Maybe he was hovering over the toilet and not completely sitting down.

 

[IGBT]

who's the dripy dick that always pizzs on the floor?

 

[Ruptga]

Maybe it's just because it's 1:53, but this whole thread has me :laugh:ing

 

[FDF12389]

Originally posted by: ADDAvenger
Maybe it's just because it's 1:53, but this whole thread has me :laugh:ing

I almost spit out my smarties when i read the Gay French Muslim comment.

 

[JEDIYoda]

Originally posted by: evident
10/10

i normally go on the second floor to take a crap because there isn't alot of people on that floor. i think its so awkward when im taking a dump and one of my coworkers sits in the stall next to me. i pay attention to everyone's shoes, so i know exactly who's in there!

ahh...so tat way you just drop the drawers and don`t even have to worry about finding a restroom.......you just shit on the floor.....GET ER DONE!!

 

[mrSHEiK124]

It's a given here that if you wanna take a good shit, you go to the 4th floor of the library. I think it's some old ass collection (like some fucking medieval books or something) floor so the only people up here are the PhDs who actually need to read that stuff.

 

[xcript]

Originally posted by: JEDIYoda

Originally posted by: evident
10/10

i normally go on the second floor to take a crap because there isn't alot of people on that floor. i think its so awkward when im taking a dump and one of my coworkers sits in the stall next to me. i pay attention to everyone's shoes, so i know exactly who's in there!

ahh...so tat way you just drop the drawers and don`t even have to worry about finding a restroom.......you just shit on the floor.....GET ER DONE!!

FLOORDUMP

 

[ZzZGuy]

My friend worked at a grocery store, there was a homeless man who once every week would come in and write on the wall with his own shit. Then you have the explosive diarrhea sprayed ALL over the walls.

Oh, and never shake hands with a welder while he's on the job, all ah bunch of dirty bastards (I should know).

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: mrSHEiK124
It's a given here that if you wanna take a good shit, you go to the 4th floor of the library. I think it's some old ass collection (like some fucking medieval books or something) floor so the only people up here are the PhDs who actually need to read that stuff.

PhDs poop too, you know.

 

[Born2bwire]

Originally posted by: dbk
YOU FORGOT THE MIDGETS!!!!

Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to stay on my toes.

 

[shortylickens]

In a way this is kind of why I liked the Navy, cleanliness.
When everyone who lives in a barracks or berthing compartment has to clean it on a daily basis, you eventually get a lot less of this nonsense. Most of the guys who join the Navy are pretty nasty bastards, but RDC's know this and start correcting them early on. If boot camp doesnt teach them then the ship will.

In college people think posting notices on the board or writing letters to the dean will fix these problems. In the Navy we dont waste time on paperwork.

 

[manowar821]

The male population is mentally retarded. Females aren't any better, but they're a different kind of retarded.