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Originally posted by: zinfamous
Originally posted by: ConstipatedVigilante
Originally posted by: theflyingpig
Originally posted by: Leros
How do people shit on the back rims of the toilet seat? We had this problem when I lived in the dorms and we finally figured out it was a really fat guy doing it. It was nasty, he would shit twice a day and we had 4 toilets. Since cleaning came every other day, there would be times when all four toilets had shit on the back rim. Are fat people too big to position their butts properly or something?
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Fat people can't do anything correctly. This is yet another example of a fatty screwing things up for all the other normal people. You guys should have blanket partied him.
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A fat guy sat on my friend's futon during the first week of school. He sat down so hard that there's now a ridge in the futon. The fat guy's name is Travis, so we call it the Travasse.
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:laugh:
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i pay attention to everyone's shoes, so i know exactly who's in there!
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I'm aware that you know my shoes, so I go and change into sneakers, then I sit beside you in the next stall and record your moaning on my phone. I then upload it to the web for everyone to hear.

Its a gross invasion of privacy, but all the kids do those things these days. 😀
 
Originally posted by: zerocool84
I worked at a certain big orange home improvement store for a couple years and one time someone write on the ceiling with shit, yes wrote it in poop, in spanish, F you all. He wrote it fairly legibly too which surprised all of us. Must have been some very consitent poop.
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If you eat enough fiber and red meat, you can hold it like a piece of sidewalk chalk.
 
Originally posted by: shortylickens
In a way this is kind of why I liked the Navy, cleanliness.
When everyone who lives in a barracks or berthing compartment has to clean it on a daily basis, you eventually get a lot less of this nonsense. Most of the guys who join the Navy are pretty nasty bastards, but RDC's know this and start correcting them early on. If boot camp doesnt teach them then the ship will.

In college people think posting notices on the board or writing letters to the dean will fix these problems. In the Navy we dont waste time on paperwork.
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i must say, sometimes i work at a navy building and i concur that the restrooms are very clean.

my work bathrooms are clean as well. i think it's when you get into public public restrooms (train, fast food joint, mall, bar, etc) is where shit really hits the fan (pun intended)
 
Originally posted by: theflyingpig
Originally posted by: Leros
How do people shit on the back rims of the toilet seat? We had this problem when I lived in the dorms and we finally figured out it was a really fat guy doing it. It was nasty, he would shit twice a day and we had 4 toilets. Since cleaning came every other day, there would be times when all four toilets had shit on the back rim. Are fat people too big to position their butts properly or something?
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Fat people can't do anything correctly. This is yet another example of a fatty screwing things up for all the other normal people. You guys should have blanket partied him.
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:laugh:
 
Originally posted by: geno
Originally posted by: zerocool84
I worked at a certain big orange home improvement store for a couple years and one time someone write on the ceiling with shit, yes wrote it in poop, in spanish, F you all. He wrote it fairly legibly too which surprised all of us. Must have been some very consitent poop.
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If you eat enough fiber and red meat, you can hold it like a piece of sidewalk chalk.
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Oh fark I almost did a spit-take with my soda on that one ...

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Originally posted by: rudder
and why go gay people like to have sex in public bathrooms? My son is now old enough to read dammit. stick to advertising on craigslist!
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so he looking for action?
 
When I was in high school as worked as a "stock boy" at Wal-Mart - you know, the guy who would go get the carts from the parking lot, and the guy you'd hear called for over the intercom for "clean up on aisle 4".

Anyway, I learned then that people are simply disgusting. I had to clean those restrooms and it simply amazed me. I can't tell you how many times I got called to go clean up one of the restrooms where it was obvious that multiple people had been using the toilet for taking a shit and NOT FLUSHING! It was in a huge pile in the bowl that no single human could ever have produced, in a variety of shapes, sizes, and colors.

I had to go out to throw up a few times before I could finally get it cleaned up.
 
Every day in our office bathroom there's a crap streek that goes up the back of the seat, and sometimes goes up the back of the tank. I suspect someone is so damned fat that their ass wipes against it when they get up. I would LOVE (i think) to see what their home bathroom looks like. MAN that pisses me off when I see that :|
 
Originally posted by: alkemyst
Originally posted by: rudder
and why go gay people like to have sex in public bathrooms? My son is now old enough to read dammit. stick to advertising on craigslist!
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so he looking for action?
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Does anyone have Chris Hansen's phone number?
 
I don't understand how grown men could have this problem. Where I work the average age is probably 40 and there is always pee on the toilet seats... like WTF?

 
Originally posted by: BassBomb
I don't understand how grown men could have this problem. Where I work the average age is probably 40 and there is always pee on the toilet seats... like WTF?
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i've seen water fly out of the toilet when flushed. maybe that's what's happening.
 
The worst was in college:

- go to use a urinal: someone took a dump in it
- go to take a shower: someone took a dump in it
- go to wash your hands: someone took a dump in it

Got so bad our RA had to have a little talk with us.
 
Originally posted by: skace
The worst was in college:

- go to use a urinal: someone took a dump in it
- go to take a shower: someone took a dump in it
- go to wash your hands: someone took a dump in it

Got so bad our RA had to have a little talk with us.
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Some people think that thats funny. For the life of me I can't understand why
 
Originally posted by: ElFenix
Originally posted by: BassBomb
I don't understand how grown men could have this problem. Where I work the average age is probably 40 and there is always pee on the toilet seats... like WTF?
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i've seen water fly out of the toilet when flushed. maybe that's what's happening.
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It is most certainly pee. And if it flew out, wouldn't it almost always occur, even after I am done with it?
 
Originally posted by: BassBomb
Originally posted by: ElFenix
Originally posted by: BassBomb
I don't understand how grown men could have this problem. Where I work the average age is probably 40 and there is always pee on the toilet seats... like WTF?
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i've seen water fly out of the toilet when flushed. maybe that's what's happening.
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It is most certainly pee. And if it flew out, wouldn't it almost always occur, even after I am done with it?
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Or just put the seat up.
 
Originally posted by: Exterous
Originally posted by: skace
The worst was in college:

- go to use a urinal: someone took a dump in it
- go to take a shower: someone took a dump in it
- go to wash your hands: someone took a dump in it

Got so bad our RA had to have a little talk with us.
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Some people think that thats funny. For the life of me I can't understand why
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If I saw someone taking a shit in the shower, I would promptly beat the hell out of him.
 
I see similar behavior all the time.

Just accept the fact that people are pigs.

BTW, if you think the MEN'S rooms are bad...you should see the WOMEN'S rooms...
They make us male pigs look OCD by comparison.
 
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