Public Restrooms

[CraKaJaX]

Originally posted by: musicman64
Maybe you work with Michael J Fox?

LOL. :laugh:

 

[nerp]

Yeah, I never understood why grown men can't use the bathroom properly in public places. I've never had a problem using a public toilet. I don't spray shit all over the toilet, nor do I urinate on the floor. I also make a point not to leave huge wads of paper crammed into all sorts of holes. What the fuck!? Seriously.

In our office, the public bathroom is in a hallway that is shared by other companies. For a while, the bathroom was left unlocked. But every morning, the building manager would come into the bathroom to find the toilets clogged with paper towels and other offending things. He blamed it on kids who skateboard in the parking lot after hours and go would go into the bathroom and fuck things up. They since put locks on the door and gave all employees keys and there haven't been any problems since.

 

[blinky8225]

Originally posted by: Spartan Niner

Originally posted by: arrfep
What pisses me off is the douches who throw their gum or paper towels into the urinal. Now some poor guy's gotta stick his hands into your piss-pot because you were too lazy to reach over a few feet and put your trash where it belongs.

Oy, on the last day of classes 30+% of the campus gets wasted.... there have been wine bottles and beer bottles and all kinds of crap in or on the toilets and urinals 🙁

People don't have the decency to do their business properly. Only way to teach them would be to force them to clean up their sh!t...

30% seems a pretty conservative estimate for LDOC. But yes, the entire campus is decimated and reeks of vomit.

 

[TruePaige]

Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy

Originally posted by: Imp

Originally posted by: TruePaige
I was working in a restaurant and someone came up, rather upset, that their was shit on the floor in the bathroom. The worst part was that a trail of it was on our dining room floor.

..they stepped in it.

.....and kept walking around.

........

Well, they had to tell you. I wouldn't want to touch my shoe to take it off if I stepped in shit😉.

They could just scream "Oh God, oh GOD, it's EVERYWHERE!" from the bathroom. I think the management would investigate that eventually.

*shudders*

By and large the women were better but they had two horrible ... HORRIBLE... problems.

1) Diapers the size of my head, how many days of shit is that?

2) Somehow the tampons would be sticking out of the edge of the lid. It's like they wouldn't touch their own 'pons.

 

[invidia]

Some of the things I do in public bathrooms:

- I take a number 2 over the sink. I only do this when no one else is around. I found it much cleaner than the stalls/urinals.
- I never flush.
- I piss in the stalls with seat cover down (I don't use the urinals, I have trouble pissing in semi-privacy).
- I use the entire roll of toilet paper after a number 2, I use about half for wiping and throw the rest into the toilet.
- I take a number 2 in the urinal if the stalls are full.
- I leave the faucet running if it isn't laser activated.
- I take a number 1 over the sink if all the stalls/urinals are full. This is typically last resort.
- I take all the paper towels, it saves me the money of buying napkins.

 

[BabaBooey]

This thread is shit.

 

[johnjohn320]

Originally posted by: zinfamous

Originally posted by: mrSHEiK124
It's a given here that if you wanna take a good shit, you go to the 4th floor of the library. I think it's some old ass collection (like some fucking medieval books or something) floor so the only people up here are the PhDs who actually need to read that stuff.

PhDs poop too, you know.

Shens.

 

[Q]

I agree 10/10 but I'm kinda a germ freak

 

[Brainonska511]

This thread is hilarious.

 

[AlienCraft]

OP's username is JOHNJOHN. appropriate, I think.

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: meltdown75

Originally posted by: BassBomb
I don't understand how grown men could have this problem. Where I work the average age is probably 40 and there is always pee on the toilet seats... like WTF?

well obviously they should be lifting the seats, but to answer your question, when you lose strength in your piss flow (multiple things can cause this into your 30s/40s), your stream becomes less concentrated and starts to have a wider footprint. think of the setting on your garden hose gun that showers a wider area of plants instead of one powerful jet.

so when you are 15 and neffing from your parent's basement your piss is like this:

8=o-------------------------

and when you are a grizzled old veteran of many trolls and nefs, your piss is like this:

_%--.>>l>..>WTFLOLPISS
8=====O -=_%-..---__.._-____====.....
----------______--__---__-

:laugh:

I had one of those mornings in Vienna many years back. I was only, 22 or so is the weird thing. wasn't humping or fapping at all the night before, either. Just woke up, stumbled to the bathroom, started pissing. Just an extended night of drinking.

Now, about halfway through, I notice that the piss, for whatever reason, is not streaming straight down, but spraying to all sides--of MY PANTS. I'm like...uh, mid-stream, can't really do anything but lean more to the side and angle myself such that most of the spray heads in the direction of the toilet (single bathroom). When I'm done, I frantically start splashing water all over the crotch and legs...whatever I can do to "clean" them.

The kicker, is that we're staying in a hostel. And I now have to walk back into the one shared room, all these ladies and other dudes-strangers, with soaking wet crotch and legs. I really had no choice but to throw up my arms upon return and announce "Well, I sure as shit just pissed myself. No idea how." Had to get on a train to Prague in a few hours...only pair of pants....

🙁

 

[Inspector Jihad]

9/10

 

[JEDIYoda]

Originally posted by: shortylickens
In a way this is kind of why I liked the Navy, cleanliness.
When everyone who lives in a barracks or berthing compartment has to clean it on a daily basis, you eventually get a lot less of this nonsense. Most of the guys who join the Navy are pretty nasty bastards, but RDC's know this and start correcting them early on. If boot camp doesnt teach them then the ship will.

In college people think posting notices on the board or writing letters to the dean will fix these problems. In the Navy we dont waste time on paperwork.

So you just taKE a crap and don`t do any of the paperwork...as in wiping your ass??

 

[aldamon]

When kids do this at school it's a sign of abuse or trauma. I'm not sure what the excuse is for adults.

Also, I worked as a custodian at my former high school as a summer job for many years, and I will flat out say girls are far bigger bathroom pigs than boys.

 

[LinuxIdiot]

http://www.augusten.com/site/restroom-etiquette-101

 

[skace]

Originally posted by: Fritzo
😕 Did he say that someone took a dump in his hands?

I wash my hands in my hands.

 

[CraKaJaX]

Originally posted by: zinfamous

Originally posted by: meltdown75

Originally posted by: BassBomb
I don't understand how grown men could have this problem. Where I work the average age is probably 40 and there is always pee on the toilet seats... like WTF?

well obviously they should be lifting the seats, but to answer your question, when you lose strength in your piss flow (multiple things can cause this into your 30s/40s), your stream becomes less concentrated and starts to have a wider footprint. think of the setting on your garden hose gun that showers a wider area of plants instead of one powerful jet.

so when you are 15 and neffing from your parent's basement your piss is like this:

8=o-------------------------

and when you are a grizzled old veteran of many trolls and nefs, your piss is like this:

_%--.>>l>..>WTFLOLPISS
8=====O -=_%-..---__.._-____====.....
----------______--__---__-

:laugh:

I had one of those mornings in Vienna many years back. I was only, 22 or so is the weird thing. wasn't humping or fapping at all the night before, either. Just woke up, stumbled to the bathroom, started pissing. Just an extended night of drinking.

Now, about halfway through, I notice that the piss, for whatever reason, is not streaming straight down, but spraying to all sides--of MY PANTS. I'm like...uh, mid-stream, can't really do anything but lean more to the side and angle myself such that most of the spray heads in the direction of the toilet (single bathroom). When I'm done, I frantically start splashing water all over the crotch and legs...whatever I can do to "clean" them.

The kicker, is that we're staying in a hostel. And I now have to walk back into the one shared room, all these ladies and other dudes-strangers, with soaking wet crotch and legs. I really had no choice but to throw up my arms upon return and announce "Well, I sure as shit just pissed myself. No idea how." Had to get on a train to Prague in a few hours...only pair of pants....

🙁

:laugh:

 

[Turin39789]

Originally posted by: nkgreen

Originally posted by: Exterous

Originally posted by: skace
The worst was in college:

- go to use a urinal: someone took a dump in it
- go to take a shower: someone took a dump in it
- go to wash your hands: someone took a dump in it

Got so bad our RA had to have a little talk with us.

Some people think that thats funny. For the life of me I can't understand why

If I saw someone taking a shit in the shower, I would promptly beat the hell out of him.

Do you watch other men shower often? Once a week? Once a month?

 

[zanejohnson]

i never understood the lone turd directly next to the toilet.

i mean how do you even do that? you would have to squat directly to the side of the toilet between the bowl and the side of the stall..i just dont get it!

 

[keird]

I heard of this patient with a colourethral fistula. He peed poop. Their No. 1 was also No. 2.

for realz

 

[BrokenVisage]

Originally posted by: skace

Originally posted by: Fritzo
😕 Did he say that someone took a dump in his hands?

I wash my hands in my hands.

One hand soils the other?

 

[krylon]

www.ratemypoo.com

 

[vshah]

do you work in my office? there was just a company wide email sent out about "disgusting acts in the restrooms"

 

[johnjohn320]

Originally posted by: aldamon
When kids do this at school it's a sign of abuse or trauma. I'm not sure what the excuse is for adults.

Also, I worked as a custodian at my former high school as a summer job for many years, and I will flat out say girls are far bigger bathroom pigs than boys.

You were a janitor at a high school during the summer? How busy was that? 😕

 

[xcript]

Originally posted by: zerocool84

Originally posted by: xcript

Originally posted by: zerocool84
I've seen some things that can never be spoken of.

Speak of these things!

I worked at a certain big orange home improvement store for a couple years and one time someone write on the ceiling with shit, yes wrote it in poop, in spanish, F you all. He wrote it fairly legibly too which surprised all of us. Must have been some very consitent poop.

Ahahahaha... delightful.