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Pubescent nerds SHOULD NOT be allowed to make sweeping proclamations regarding women EVER.

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Originally posted by: brigden
Originally posted by: Fausto
Originally posted by: brigden
Originally posted by: Fausto
Originally posted by: brigden
Originally posted by: Fausto
Originally posted by: WinstonSmith
Originally posted by: Fausto
Originally posted by: z0mb13
Originally posted by: Fausto
I'll make this fast, nerd, because I know you have the attention span of a short-bus chipmunk on a three-day meth binge. I do not feel the need to pause at each thread to verbally castigate the unworthy, but I felt this warranted a comment or two. Contrary to what you may think, e-chest-pounding regarding the remote when you're not getting any means you didn't "win". You're not even riding the bench. You're in the cheap seats, with your drunk uncle Edwin, keeping a box score on a sticky scoresheet from last night's game.

Until you can find, from experience, the clitoris you are prohibited from grandstanding with regards to women.

Oh, and why do you seem to "lose the remote" within seconds of whipping it out?
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I watch a lot of pron movies... and I think the clit is very easy to find..
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PSA- the clitoris is a rarely-seen entity in gay pr0n. Please adjust your paradigm accordingly. Refer also the the key words "from experience".
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Maybe he mistook it for a penis :Q

😛
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PSA supplemental: If it's big enough to slap you in the face, it's not the clit. Again, adjust paradigm accordingly.

😛
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Slow down there soldier. Some of the women I've been with have had what appeared to be lunch meat stuffed down there.
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PSA supplemental, second edition: I think they have a vaccination for that now. Consult your local physician prior to any further lunch meat diving excursions.
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Well, after marathon drinking bouts in Montreal one should get tested. The women up there are all too familiar with the male anatomy and all its charms.
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You're not really improving your case here, you realize that right? 😛
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If you can't laugh at yourself...
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....you should stay away from mirrors. 😀
 
Originally posted by: Fausto
Originally posted by: brigden
Originally posted by: Fausto
Originally posted by: brigden
Originally posted by: Fausto
Originally posted by: brigden
Originally posted by: Fausto
Originally posted by: WinstonSmith
Originally posted by: Fausto
Originally posted by: z0mb13
Originally posted by: Fausto
I'll make this fast, nerd, because I know you have the attention span of a short-bus chipmunk on a three-day meth binge. I do not feel the need to pause at each thread to verbally castigate the unworthy, but I felt this warranted a comment or two. Contrary to what you may think, e-chest-pounding regarding the remote when you're not getting any means you didn't "win". You're not even riding the bench. You're in the cheap seats, with your drunk uncle Edwin, keeping a box score on a sticky scoresheet from last night's game.

Until you can find, from experience, the clitoris you are prohibited from grandstanding with regards to women.

Oh, and why do you seem to "lose the remote" within seconds of whipping it out?
Click to expand...

I watch a lot of pron movies... and I think the clit is very easy to find..
Click to expand...
PSA- the clitoris is a rarely-seen entity in gay pr0n. Please adjust your paradigm accordingly. Refer also the the key words "from experience".
Click to expand...

Maybe he mistook it for a penis :Q

😛
Click to expand...
PSA supplemental: If it's big enough to slap you in the face, it's not the clit. Again, adjust paradigm accordingly.

😛
Click to expand...

Slow down there soldier. Some of the women I've been with have had what appeared to be lunch meat stuffed down there.
Click to expand...
PSA supplemental, second edition: I think they have a vaccination for that now. Consult your local physician prior to any further lunch meat diving excursions.
Click to expand...

Well, after marathon drinking bouts in Montreal one should get tested. The women up there are all too familiar with the male anatomy and all its charms.
Click to expand...
You're not really improving your case here, you realize that right? 😛
Click to expand...

If you can't laugh at yourself...
Click to expand...
....you should stay away from mirrors. 😀
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Youre the new "vaccination" tester aren't ya... 😛
 
Originally posted by: Fausto
Originally posted by: z0mb13
Originally posted by: Fausto
I'll make this fast, nerd, because I know you have the attention span of a short-bus chipmunk on a three-day meth binge. I do not feel the need to pause at each thread to verbally castigate the unworthy, but I felt this warranted a comment or two. Contrary to what you may think, e-chest-pounding regarding the remote when you're not getting any means you didn't "win". You're not even riding the bench. You're in the cheap seats, with your drunk uncle Edwin, keeping a box score on a sticky scoresheet from last night's game.

Until you can find, from experience, the clitoris you are prohibited from grandstanding with regards to women.

Oh, and why do you seem to "lose the remote" within seconds of whipping it out?
Click to expand...

I watch a lot of pron movies... and I think the clit is very easy to find..
Click to expand...
PSA- the clitoris is a rarely-seen entity in gay pr0n. Please adjust your paradigm accordingly. Refer also the the key words "from experience".
Click to expand...

bwahahahaah
 
Originally posted by: alkemyst
can't decide the bigger nerd, cyclists or virgins commenting on sex 😉
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Virgins commenting on sex. We cyclists may be nerdy, but the chicks dig our legs. 😀
 
Originally posted by: Modeps
Fausto, if you had user rating enabled, and if it was possible, I'd give you a 1,000,000,002.
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Hold that thought in case I ever show up on your doorstep after my wife throws me out for hogging the remote. 😀
 
Originally posted by: Fausto
I'll make this fast, nerd, because I know you have the attention span of a short-bus chipmunk on a three-day meth binge. I do not feel the need to pause at each thread to verbally castigate the unworthy, but I felt this warranted a comment or two. Contrary to what you may think, e-chest-pounding regarding the remote when you're not getting any means you didn't "win". You're not even riding the bench. You're in the cheap seats, with your drunk uncle Edwin, keeping a box score on a sticky scoresheet from last night's game.

Until you can find, from experience, the clitoris you are prohibited from grandstanding with regards to women.

Oh, and why do you seem to "lose the remote" within seconds of whipping it out?
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How about "no one cares and it's the internet so post what you want because you'll be made fun of anyway"?

there I said it in one sentence and not be a tool like fausto. Did some nerd get your panties up in a bunch? Regardless how do you know if they "scored" or not Mr. Big Shot?
 
Originally posted by: IHYLN
How about "no one cares and it's the internet so post what you want because you'll be made fun of anyway"?

there I said it in one sentence and not be a tool like fausto. Did some nerd get your panties up in a bunch? Regardless how do you know if they "scored" or not Mr. Big Shot?
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Hehe....someone's not getting any, are they?


Someone want to clue in Mr. Angry-Pants? 😀
 
Originally posted by: Fausto
Originally posted by: Modeps
Fausto, if you had user rating enabled, and if it was possible, I'd give you a 1,000,000,002.
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Hold that thought in case I ever show up on your doorstep after my wife throws me out for hogging the remote. 😀
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Done! :beer:
 
Originally posted by: Fausto
Originally posted by: IHYLN
How about "no one cares and it's the internet so post what you want because you'll be made fun of anyway"?

there I said it in one sentence and not be a tool like fausto. Did some nerd get your panties up in a bunch? Regardless how do you know if they "scored" or not Mr. Big Shot?
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Hehe....someone's not getting any, are they?


Someone want to clue in Mr. Angry-Pants? 😀
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Oh so the nerd in question is your son? makes sense now.

I'm engaged so you can toss out your cheap book of internet comebacks out the window with your playboys 😛
 
Originally posted by: Fausto
You're not even riding the bench. You're in the cheap seats, with your drunk uncle Edwin, keeping a box score on a sticky scoresheet from last night's game.
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Hahaha, now that is some quality humor!! :laugh:
I don't know who you are mysterious 17000 post poster, but that's some funny shiat. 😀
 
Originally posted by: RedRooster
Originally posted by: Fausto
You're not even riding the bench. You're in the cheap seats, with your drunk uncle Edwin, keeping a box score on a sticky scoresheet from last night's game.
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Hahaha, now that is some quality humor!! :laugh:
I don't know who you are mysterious 17000 post poster, but that's some funny shiat. 😀
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You don't know who Fausto is?

:brokenheart:
 
Originally posted by: Fausto
Originally posted by: RedRooster
Originally posted by: Fausto
You're not even riding the bench. You're in the cheap seats, with your drunk uncle Edwin, keeping a box score on a sticky scoresheet from last night's game.
Click to expand...

Hahaha, now that is some quality humor!! :laugh:
I don't know who you are mysterious 17000 post poster, but that's some funny shiat. 😀
Click to expand...
You don't know who Fausto is?

:brokenheart:
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Never heard of the guy. But it makes my loins yearn.
 
Originally posted by: RedRooster
Originally posted by: Fausto
Originally posted by: RedRooster
Originally posted by: Fausto
You're not even riding the bench. You're in the cheap seats, with your drunk uncle Edwin, keeping a box score on a sticky scoresheet from last night's game.
Click to expand...

Hahaha, now that is some quality humor!! :laugh:
I don't know who you are mysterious 17000 post poster, but that's some funny shiat. 😀
Click to expand...
You don't know who Fausto is?

:brokenheart:
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Never heard of the guy. But it makes my loins yearn.
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Mmmmm......loins.



:thumbsup:
 
Originally posted by: Orsorum
This thread is awesome. I don't think we've seen the likes of it since the "Saw boobies, fell and hurt myself" one.
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frustrated user's classic... that was a good one
 
I'm not certain which particular thread this is in reference too but please heed his advice youngens!


😀:laugh::beer:
 
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