Pubescent nerds SHOULD NOT be allowed to make sweeping proclamations regarding women EVER.

[brigden]

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: WinstonSmith

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: z0mb13

Originally posted by: Fausto
I'll make this fast, nerd, because I know you have the attention span of a short-bus chipmunk on a three-day meth binge. I do not feel the need to pause at each thread to verbally castigate the unworthy, but I felt this warranted a comment or two. Contrary to what you may think, e-chest-pounding regarding the remote when you're not getting any means you didn't "win". You're not even riding the bench. You're in the cheap seats, with your drunk uncle Edwin, keeping a box score on a sticky scoresheet from last night's game.

Until you can find, from experience, the clitoris you are prohibited from grandstanding with regards to women.

Oh, and why do you seem to "lose the remote" within seconds of whipping it out?

I watch a lot of pron movies... and I think the clit is very easy to find..

PSA- the clitoris is a rarely-seen entity in gay pr0n. Please adjust your paradigm accordingly. Refer also the the key words "from experience".

Maybe he mistook it for a penis :Q

😛

PSA supplemental: If it's big enough to slap you in the face, it's not the clit. Again, adjust paradigm accordingly.

😛

Slow down there soldier. Some of the women I've been with have had what appeared to be lunch meat stuffed down there.

 

[eLiu]

Originally posted by: Fausto
I'll make this fast, nerd, because I know you have the attention span of a short-bus chipmunk on a three-day meth binge. I do not feel the need to pause at each thread to verbally castigate the unworthy, but I felt this warranted a comment or two. Contrary to what you may think, e-chest-pounding regarding the remote when you're not getting any means you didn't "win". You're not even riding the bench. You're in the cheap seats, with your drunk uncle Edwin, keeping a box score on a sticky scoresheet from last night's game.

Until you can find, from experience, the clitoris you are prohibited from grandstanding with regards to women.

Oh, and why do you seem to "lose the remote" within seconds of whipping it out?

yay, i feel better about myself now 😀

 

[fredtam]

Until you can find, from experience, the clitoris you are prohibited from grandstanding with regards to women.

I'm guessing it is under your thong? Am I right? Do I win something? Maybe a nice bike previously owned by a freak?

 

[Kyle]

Originally posted by: brigden

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: WinstonSmith

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: z0mb13

Originally posted by: Fausto
I'll make this fast, nerd, because I know you have the attention span of a short-bus chipmunk on a three-day meth binge. I do not feel the need to pause at each thread to verbally castigate the unworthy, but I felt this warranted a comment or two. Contrary to what you may think, e-chest-pounding regarding the remote when you're not getting any means you didn't "win". You're not even riding the bench. You're in the cheap seats, with your drunk uncle Edwin, keeping a box score on a sticky scoresheet from last night's game.

Until you can find, from experience, the clitoris you are prohibited from grandstanding with regards to women.

Oh, and why do you seem to "lose the remote" within seconds of whipping it out?

I watch a lot of pron movies... and I think the clit is very easy to find..

PSA- the clitoris is a rarely-seen entity in gay pr0n. Please adjust your paradigm accordingly. Refer also the the key words "from experience".

Maybe he mistook it for a penis :Q

😛

PSA supplemental: If it's big enough to slap you in the face, it's not the clit. Again, adjust paradigm accordingly.

😛

Slow down there soldier. Some of the women I've been with have had what appeared to be lunch meat stuffed down there.

yuck.

heh, the ones i've been with have been pretty small down there... i guess would be the word...pretty damn easy to find the clit...

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: brigden

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: WinstonSmith

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: z0mb13

Originally posted by: Fausto
I'll make this fast, nerd, because I know you have the attention span of a short-bus chipmunk on a three-day meth binge. I do not feel the need to pause at each thread to verbally castigate the unworthy, but I felt this warranted a comment or two. Contrary to what you may think, e-chest-pounding regarding the remote when you're not getting any means you didn't "win". You're not even riding the bench. You're in the cheap seats, with your drunk uncle Edwin, keeping a box score on a sticky scoresheet from last night's game.

Until you can find, from experience, the clitoris you are prohibited from grandstanding with regards to women.

Oh, and why do you seem to "lose the remote" within seconds of whipping it out?

I watch a lot of pron movies... and I think the clit is very easy to find..

PSA- the clitoris is a rarely-seen entity in gay pr0n. Please adjust your paradigm accordingly. Refer also the the key words "from experience".

Maybe he mistook it for a penis :Q

😛

PSA supplemental: If it's big enough to slap you in the face, it's not the clit. Again, adjust paradigm accordingly.

😛

Slow down there soldier. Some of the women I've been with have had what appeared to be lunch meat stuffed down there.

PSA supplemental, second edition: I think they have a vaccination for that now. Consult your local physician prior to any further lunch meat diving excursions.

 

[brigden]

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: brigden

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: WinstonSmith

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: z0mb13

Originally posted by: Fausto
I'll make this fast, nerd, because I know you have the attention span of a short-bus chipmunk on a three-day meth binge. I do not feel the need to pause at each thread to verbally castigate the unworthy, but I felt this warranted a comment or two. Contrary to what you may think, e-chest-pounding regarding the remote when you're not getting any means you didn't "win". You're not even riding the bench. You're in the cheap seats, with your drunk uncle Edwin, keeping a box score on a sticky scoresheet from last night's game.

Until you can find, from experience, the clitoris you are prohibited from grandstanding with regards to women.

Oh, and why do you seem to "lose the remote" within seconds of whipping it out?

I watch a lot of pron movies... and I think the clit is very easy to find..

PSA- the clitoris is a rarely-seen entity in gay pr0n. Please adjust your paradigm accordingly. Refer also the the key words "from experience".

Maybe he mistook it for a penis :Q

😛

PSA supplemental: If it's big enough to slap you in the face, it's not the clit. Again, adjust paradigm accordingly.

😛

Slow down there soldier. Some of the women I've been with have had what appeared to be lunch meat stuffed down there.

PSA supplemental, second edition: I think they have a vaccination for that now. Consult your local physician prior to any further lunch meat diving excursions.

Well, after marathon drinking bouts in Montreal one should get tested. The women up there are all too familiar with the male anatomy and all its charms.

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: brigden

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: brigden

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: WinstonSmith

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: z0mb13

Originally posted by: Fausto
I'll make this fast, nerd, because I know you have the attention span of a short-bus chipmunk on a three-day meth binge. I do not feel the need to pause at each thread to verbally castigate the unworthy, but I felt this warranted a comment or two. Contrary to what you may think, e-chest-pounding regarding the remote when you're not getting any means you didn't "win". You're not even riding the bench. You're in the cheap seats, with your drunk uncle Edwin, keeping a box score on a sticky scoresheet from last night's game.

Until you can find, from experience, the clitoris you are prohibited from grandstanding with regards to women.

Oh, and why do you seem to "lose the remote" within seconds of whipping it out?

I watch a lot of pron movies... and I think the clit is very easy to find..

PSA- the clitoris is a rarely-seen entity in gay pr0n. Please adjust your paradigm accordingly. Refer also the the key words "from experience".

Maybe he mistook it for a penis :Q

😛

PSA supplemental: If it's big enough to slap you in the face, it's not the clit. Again, adjust paradigm accordingly.

😛

Slow down there soldier. Some of the women I've been with have had what appeared to be lunch meat stuffed down there.

PSA supplemental, second edition: I think they have a vaccination for that now. Consult your local physician prior to any further lunch meat diving excursions.

Well, after marathon drinking bouts in Montreal one should get tested. The women up there are all too familiar with the male anatomy and all its charms.

You're not really improving your case here, you realize that right? 😛

 

[IamElectro]

Slow down there soldier. Some of the women I've been with have had what appeared to be lunch meat stuffed down there.

My dad told me once to stay away from the ones that look like slabs of roastbeef hanging from hooks.

Only advice i ever listened to.

 

[Crazymofo]

heh finding it isn't even 1/10th the battle... don't say a fcuking thing until you can use it correctly. Problem is you'd have to have one before u'll know how to use the damn thing. Even then its not the same for every chick!! 🙁 That said I'm still going to spend the rest of my life trying to figure the ah heck out! 😀

 

Go vagina!

 

[Kyle]

Originally posted by: Crazymofo
heh finding it isn't even 1/10th the battle... don't say a fcuking thing until you can use it correctly. Problem is you'd have to have one before u'll know how to use the damn thing. Even then its not the same for every chick!! 🙁 That said I'm still going to spend the rest of my life trying to figure the ah heck out! 😀

I know...my last GF hated me doing anything around her clit at all....well she didnt hate it but it didnt do much for her...and before u say I dont know what I'm doing- SHE never found a way to make it feel good herself and I'm guessing she's tried a bunch of stuff =)
Made my life easy though- she didnt like me going down on her that much

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

This thread is getting hilariouser by the minute 😛

 

[IamElectro]

Originally posted by: Kyle

Originally posted by: Crazymofo
heh finding it isn't even 1/10th the battle... don't say a fcuking thing until you can use it correctly. Problem is you'd have to have one before u'll know how to use the damn thing. Even then its not the same for every chick!! 🙁 That said I'm still going to spend the rest of my life trying to figure the ah heck out! 😀

I know...my last GF hated me doing anything around her clit at all....well she didnt hate it but it didnt do much for her...and before u say I dont know what I'm doing- SHE never found a way to make it feel good herself and I'm guessing she's tried a bunch of stuff =)
Made my life easy though- she didnt like me going down on her that much

Are you sure it was her clit.

 

[waggy]

I can find my wife's clit an di can get sex whenever i want (well as long as my daughter is sleeping that is.)

Not every guy her is a sexually frustrated computer nerd!

 

[imported_Strang]

Originally posted by: Kyle

Originally posted by: Crazymofo
heh finding it isn't even 1/10th the battle... don't say a fcuking thing until you can use it correctly. Problem is you'd have to have one before u'll know how to use the damn thing. Even then its not the same for every chick!! 🙁 That said I'm still going to spend the rest of my life trying to figure the ah heck out! 😀

I know...my last GF hated me doing anything around her clit at all....well she didnt hate it but it didnt do much for her...and before u say I dont know what I'm doing- SHE never found a way to make it feel good herself and I'm guessing she's tried a bunch of stuff =)
Made my life easy though- she didnt like me going down on her that much

I am attempting to contain my surprise that she is your former girlfriend. 😉

That would be difficult to deal with.

 

[jagec]

Originally posted by: Crazymofo
heh finding it isn't even 1/10th the battle... don't say a fcuking thing until you can use it correctly. Problem is you'd have to have one before u'll know how to use the damn thing. Even then its not the same for every chick!! 🙁 That said I'm still going to spend the rest of my life trying to figure the ah heck out! 😀

twist and pinch, baby😎

 

[NutBucket]

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: nourdmrolNMT1
wait, fausto, you need to whip your thong out.

MIKE

It's not going to happen.

AnandTech Thongerator

LOL!!!!!

This thread is AWESOME!!!

:laugh:!!!!!

 

[MercenaryForHire]

10/10 😀

- M4H

 

[CraigRT]

i don't know what to say... i like it 🙂

 

[Cashmoney995]

I'm confused, remotes?

 

[Shawn]

Originally posted by: Cashmoney995
I'm confused, remotes?

 

[Kyle]

Originally posted by: Strangone

Originally posted by: Kyle

Originally posted by: Crazymofo
heh finding it isn't even 1/10th the battle... don't say a fcuking thing until you can use it correctly. Problem is you'd have to have one before u'll know how to use the damn thing. Even then its not the same for every chick!! 🙁 That said I'm still going to spend the rest of my life trying to figure the ah heck out! 😀

I know...my last GF hated me doing anything around her clit at all....well she didnt hate it but it didnt do much for her...and before u say I dont know what I'm doing- SHE never found a way to make it feel good herself and I'm guessing she's tried a bunch of stuff =)
Made my life easy though- she didnt like me going down on her that much

I am attempting to contain my surprise that she is your former girlfriend. 😉

That would be difficult to deal with.

ya ya ya....trust me it was not that...she came more than i did- her thing was she liked the actual intercorse

but i know it was her clit- it's not rocket science. She had warned me before hand anyways that she didnt like that anyways.

haha, why the hell im writing all this on anandtech I dont know...but ya i wish she wasnt my ex...she is the only girl I've ever met that was hornier than I am

 

[brigden]

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: brigden

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: brigden

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: WinstonSmith

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: z0mb13

Originally posted by: Fausto
I'll make this fast, nerd, because I know you have the attention span of a short-bus chipmunk on a three-day meth binge. I do not feel the need to pause at each thread to verbally castigate the unworthy, but I felt this warranted a comment or two. Contrary to what you may think, e-chest-pounding regarding the remote when you're not getting any means you didn't "win". You're not even riding the bench. You're in the cheap seats, with your drunk uncle Edwin, keeping a box score on a sticky scoresheet from last night's game.

Until you can find, from experience, the clitoris you are prohibited from grandstanding with regards to women.

Oh, and why do you seem to "lose the remote" within seconds of whipping it out?

I watch a lot of pron movies... and I think the clit is very easy to find..

PSA- the clitoris is a rarely-seen entity in gay pr0n. Please adjust your paradigm accordingly. Refer also the the key words "from experience".

Maybe he mistook it for a penis :Q

😛

PSA supplemental: If it's big enough to slap you in the face, it's not the clit. Again, adjust paradigm accordingly.

😛

Slow down there soldier. Some of the women I've been with have had what appeared to be lunch meat stuffed down there.

PSA supplemental, second edition: I think they have a vaccination for that now. Consult your local physician prior to any further lunch meat diving excursions.

Well, after marathon drinking bouts in Montreal one should get tested. The women up there are all too familiar with the male anatomy and all its charms.

You're not really improving your case here, you realize that right? 😛

If you can't laugh at yourself...

 

[Orsorum]

This thread is awesome. I don't think we've seen the likes of it since the "Saw boobies, fell and hurt myself" one.

 

[badmouse]

Rant: 9.99999/10
Thread: 10/10

Oh, hell. Rant: 10/10