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Pubescent nerds SHOULD NOT be allowed to make sweeping proclamations regarding women EVER.

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Fausto

Elite Member
I'll make this fast, nerd, because I know you have the attention span of a short-bus chipmunk on a three-day meth binge. I do not feel the need to pause at each thread to verbally castigate the unworthy, but I felt this warranted a comment or two. Contrary to what you may think, e-chest-pounding regarding the remote when you're not getting any means you didn't "win". You're not even riding the bench. You're in the cheap seats, with your drunk uncle Edwin, keeping a box score on a sticky scoresheet from last night's game.

Until you can find, from experience, the clitoris you are prohibited from grandstanding with regards to women.

Oh, and why do you seem to "lose the remote" within seconds of whipping it out?
 
LOL...

My acid test for universal remotes is if my wife likes it or not😀

Before the current one, she programmed all of them too😉
 
Originally posted by: Munchies
I get pu55y on a regular basis, and my acne is %99 gone. I am a manly man, who does computersd on the side.
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There are no words for the sheer idiocy of this statement...so the previous statement will have to suffice.
 
Originally posted by: Fausto
I'll make this fast, nerd, because I know you have the attention span of a short-bus chipmunk on a three-day meth binge. I do not feel the need to pause at each thread to verbally castigate the unworthy, but I felt this warranted a comment or two. Contrary to what you may think, e-chest-pounding regarding the remote when you're not getting any means you didn't "win". You're not even riding the bench. You're in the cheap seats, with your drunk uncle Edwin, keeping a box score on a sticky scoresheet from last night's game.

Until you can find, from experience, the clitoris you are prohibited from grandstanding with regards to women.

Oh, and why do you seem to "lose the remote" within seconds of whipping it out?
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I watch a lot of pron movies... and I think the clit is very easy to find..
 
Originally posted by: z0mb13
Originally posted by: Fausto
I'll make this fast, nerd, because I know you have the attention span of a short-bus chipmunk on a three-day meth binge. I do not feel the need to pause at each thread to verbally castigate the unworthy, but I felt this warranted a comment or two. Contrary to what you may think, e-chest-pounding regarding the remote when you're not getting any means you didn't "win". You're not even riding the bench. You're in the cheap seats, with your drunk uncle Edwin, keeping a box score on a sticky scoresheet from last night's game.

Until you can find, from experience, the clitoris you are prohibited from grandstanding with regards to women.

Oh, and why do you seem to "lose the remote" within seconds of whipping it out?
Click to expand...

I watch a lot of pron movies... and I think the clit is very easy to find..
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PSA- the clitoris is a rarely-seen entity in gay pr0n. Please adjust your paradigm accordingly. Refer also the the key words "from experience".
 
Originally posted by: Fausto
Originally posted by: z0mb13
Originally posted by: Fausto
I'll make this fast, nerd, because I know you have the attention span of a short-bus chipmunk on a three-day meth binge. I do not feel the need to pause at each thread to verbally castigate the unworthy, but I felt this warranted a comment or two. Contrary to what you may think, e-chest-pounding regarding the remote when you're not getting any means you didn't "win". You're not even riding the bench. You're in the cheap seats, with your drunk uncle Edwin, keeping a box score on a sticky scoresheet from last night's game.

Until you can find, from experience, the clitoris you are prohibited from grandstanding with regards to women.

Oh, and why do you seem to "lose the remote" within seconds of whipping it out?
Click to expand...

I watch a lot of pron movies... and I think the clit is very easy to find..
Click to expand...
PSA- the clitoris is a rarely-seen entity in gay pr0n. Please adjust your paradigm accordingly. Refer also the the key words "from experience".
Click to expand...

Maybe he mistook it for a penis :Q

😛
 
Originally posted by: Fausto
Originally posted by: z0mb13
Originally posted by: Fausto
I'll make this fast, nerd, because I know you have the attention span of a short-bus chipmunk on a three-day meth binge. I do not feel the need to pause at each thread to verbally castigate the unworthy, but I felt this warranted a comment or two. Contrary to what you may think, e-chest-pounding regarding the remote when you're not getting any means you didn't "win". You're not even riding the bench. You're in the cheap seats, with your drunk uncle Edwin, keeping a box score on a sticky scoresheet from last night's game.

Until you can find, from experience, the clitoris you are prohibited from grandstanding with regards to women.

Oh, and why do you seem to "lose the remote" within seconds of whipping it out?
Click to expand...

I watch a lot of pron movies... and I think the clit is very easy to find..
Click to expand...
PSA- the clitoris is a rarely-seen entity in gay pr0n. Please adjust your paradigm accordingly. Refer also the the key words "from experience".
Click to expand...

ehhh no I dont watch gay porn... and no I am not a virgin.. soo I know where the clit is... (I think) 😕

😀
 
Originally posted by: brigden
9.5/10

You would've got full marks had you not approved of my original thread.
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PSA- "<golf applause>" is sarcasm. Now give me back my 10, dammit. :|
 
Originally posted by: Fausto
Originally posted by: brigden
9.5/10

You would've got full marks had you not approved of my original thread.
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PSA- "<golf applause>" is sarcasm. Now give me back my 10, dammit. :|
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Well, I'm going to have retract the 9.5 and give you a 7/10 because you absolutely blow at sarcasm.
 
Originally posted by: WinstonSmith
Originally posted by: Fausto
Originally posted by: z0mb13
Originally posted by: Fausto
I'll make this fast, nerd, because I know you have the attention span of a short-bus chipmunk on a three-day meth binge. I do not feel the need to pause at each thread to verbally castigate the unworthy, but I felt this warranted a comment or two. Contrary to what you may think, e-chest-pounding regarding the remote when you're not getting any means you didn't "win". You're not even riding the bench. You're in the cheap seats, with your drunk uncle Edwin, keeping a box score on a sticky scoresheet from last night's game.

Until you can find, from experience, the clitoris you are prohibited from grandstanding with regards to women.

Oh, and why do you seem to "lose the remote" within seconds of whipping it out?
Click to expand...

I watch a lot of pron movies... and I think the clit is very easy to find..
Click to expand...
PSA- the clitoris is a rarely-seen entity in gay pr0n. Please adjust your paradigm accordingly. Refer also the the key words "from experience".
Click to expand...

Maybe he mistook it for a penis :Q

😛
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PSA supplemental: If it's big enough to slap you in the face, it's not the clit. Again, adjust paradigm accordingly.

😛
 
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