PSA: When attempting to run me over with your car.....

[Fausto]

.....it's really not a good idea to park it where I can find it five minutes later. :evil::evil:






That is all; now back to your regularly-scheduled neffing.

Because some idiot here cannot seem to admit to being one, I now lay down the ultimate ownage. LOCK!

Ownage Mod

 

[conjur]

ooooo....

PICS of the damage!!

 

[Mutilator]

If I go outside and find my car keyed I'm coming back for you... and this time I won't miss! :evil:

 

[Mr N8]

Gum under the door handle?

Condom over the exhaust pipe?

You didn't just leave it sitting there untouched, did you? Not even a friendly little note?

 

[pyonir]

Well if you would put some damn pants on, the glare from your huge white ass wouldn't have blinded me and i wouldn't have almost hit you!

 

[CraigRT]

definitely not a good idea...

 

[mpitts]

Make it look like an accident.

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: MogulMonster
Gum under the door handle?

Condom over the exhaust pipe?

You didn't just leave it sitting there untouched, did you? Not even a friendly little note?

Oh no....definitely not untouched.

Stupid bitch hit me with her side-view mirror hard enough to fold it back and almost knock me off my bike. Based on the horn-blowing and screaming at me out the window, I'd wager it was on purpose. I was not pleased. I don't know WTF her problem was since the road we were on has a wide shoulder (which is where I was riding specifically to get out of the way of all the rush-hour traffic).

 

[Izzo]

No more details?

 

[vi edit]

Hopefully you had about $10.00 in taco bell last night and left a nice steamy pile on her hood.

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: Izzo
No more details?

He doesn't want to lay the evidence right out here.....

 

[mchammer187]

Originally posted by: Izzo
No more details?

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: vi_edit
Hopefully you had about $10.00 in taco bell last night and left a nice steamy pile on her hood.

:Q

 

[conjur]

Originally posted by: Fausto1

Originally posted by: MogulMonster
Gum under the door handle?

Condom over the exhaust pipe?

You didn't just leave it sitting there untouched, did you? Not even a friendly little note?

Oh no....definitely not untouched.

Stupid bitch hit me with her side-view mirror hard enough to fold it back and almost knock me off my bike. Based on the horn-blowing and screaming at me out the window, I'd wager it was on purpose. I was not pleased. I don't know WTF her problem was since the road we were on has a wide shoulder (which is where I was riding specifically to get out of the way of all the rush-hour traffic).

:| :| :| :| :|

Glad you're ok. Hope her car's not! :evil:

 

[Mr N8]

Originally posted by: vi_edit
Hopefully you had about $10.00 in taco bell last night and left a nice steamy pile on her hood.

LMAO!

Run to the grocery store and find a nice cheap piece of fish for an air freshener.

 

[Angrymarshmello]

You could have called the cops on her, but I'm sure what you did was much more fun

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: Izzo
No more details?

He doesn't want to lay the evidence right out here.....

I'll divulge one tidbit. There's a fruit stand that's always in the parking lot of this particular shopping center. They sell bananas. These fit very well into the tailpipe of most SUVs. A bicycle frame pump is handy for making sure the bananas are firmly in place (wouldn't want them to fall out, now would we?).

The rest I'll leave to your imaginations. :evil:

 

[conjur]

:evil:

You fvcking rule, esp. with the rest of it

<evil, maniacal laughter>

 

[Doggiedog]

Originally posted by: conjur
:evil:

You fvcking rule, esp. with the rest of it

<evil, maniacal laughter>

Sweet!

She must also live in the area. There must be other things you could do to her.

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: Doggiedog

Originally posted by: conjur
:evil:

You fvcking rule, esp. with the rest of it

<evil, maniacal laughter>

Sweet!

She must also live in the area. There must be other things you could do to her.

Nah....I got her pretty damn good, believe me.

 

[pyonir]

:Q

 

[J0hnny]

What would a banana in a exhaust pipe do? So you have cooked bananas...big whoop.

There could have been so much more you could have done!

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: J0hnny
What would a banana in a exhaust pipe do? So you have cooked bananas...big whoop.

There could have been so much more you could have done!

The car won't run if exhaust has no where to go.

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: J0hnny
What would a banana in a exhaust pipe do? So you have cooked bananas...big whoop.

Try it sometime. When the exhaust has nowhere to go, the car will buck, run like crap and then stall. Hopefully she's at least out a tow charge at this point.

 

[blackdogdeek]

Originally posted by: Fausto1

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: Izzo
No more details?

He doesn't want to lay the evidence right out here.....

I'll divulge one tidbit. There's a fruit stand that's always in the parking lot of this particular shopping center. They sell bananas. These fit very well into the tailpipe of most SUVs. A bicycle frame pump is handy for making sure the bananas are firmly in place (wouldn't want them to fall out, now would we?).

The rest I'll leave to your imaginations. :evil:

poor bananas j/k

glad to hear you're ok and that the bananas nobly sacrificed themselves for sweet, cold revenge :evil: