PSA: When attempting to run me over with your car.....

[J0hnny]

Update us! Did you end up sticking around to see the "results?"

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: J0hnny
Update us! Did you end up sticking around to see the "results?"

Nah. I just gave the side of the car a good kick (to set of the alarm.....just to be a dick) and left. I think we're even now.

 

[brtspears2]

Reasons why I can't ride my bike to work anymore, it's just too damn dangerous.

 

[BooGiMaN]

i think that bicycle pump shoved far up her ass would have been a better solution to help her think twice about her actions

sad thing is she is probably so oblivious to her actions she wont realize why she is now a "victim" and why anyone would want to do this to her.

 

[Stark]

scoreboard:

Fausto: 1
SUV driving ho: 0

 

[sygyzy]

When you kicked the car, you should have used your cleats.

 

[Yax]

I would have preferred some nails under her tires.

 

[Cyberian]

Originally posted by: BooGiMaN
i think that bicycle pump shoved far up her ass would have been a better solution to help her think twice about her actions

sad thing is she is probably so oblivious to her actions she wont realize why she is now a "victim" and why anyone would want to do this to her.

That's the truth!

I think I would have left a note under her windshield saying:
I'm the one on the bike that you hit.
I know your car, I know who you are, I know where you live,
and I'm really pissed off.

 

[cheapgoose]

you guys probably wouldn't agree with me but I would've punched her as she walks out of the store.

 

[conjur]

Originally posted by: cheapgoose
you guys probably wouldn't agree with me but I would've punched her as she walks out of the store.

Just rip the side-view mirror off and hit her with that!

 

[PunDogg]

slash the tires, or u could bruise your self badlly when she hit you and call the cops and be like look see what happened when she hit me, then sue her a$$, it would have been great

Dogg

 

[Walleye]

slashing tires always has worked for me...

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: Walleye
slashing tires always has worked for me...

I didn't slash the tires, but we're even....trust me.

 

[Entity]

From one bike commuter to another: nice.

I obey traffic laws, and get pissed when people do crap like that.

Rob

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: Fausto1

Originally posted by: Walleye
slashing tires always has worked for me...

I didn't slash the tires, but we're even....trust me.

you say it like you did more than just kick here door..please tell me it was better than that

 

[Sundog]

Originally posted by: Goosemaster

Originally posted by: Fausto1

Originally posted by: Walleye
slashing tires always has worked for me...

I didn't slash the tires, but we're even....trust me.

you say it like you did more than just kick here door..please tell me it was better than that

Didn't you read the thread? It is revealed what he did!

 

[ElFenix]

Originally posted by: Doggiedog

Or maybe yelled "I want my two dollars!"

 

[Radiohead]

Originally posted by: notfred

Originally posted by: Fausto1

Originally posted by: lchyi
Yea, we need footage of this... I'm sure she was just going to work... sneak up on the car at 5pm hehe and enjoy your "fruits" of labor.

Actually, I tracked her to a shoe store of all things. I'm glad my life is less important than a nice pair of pumps.

Biotch. :|

Should have waited for her to come out of the shoe store, then run over her on your bike as she was walking to the car. Then yelled at her and rode off without leaving your name.

Make sure you scream JACK@SS when you run her over with your bike, then go to Red Lobster or Sizzler for some grubb.

That scene from Happy Gilmore comes to mind reading that...


Bananas... wangs... eh go figure

 

[crumpet19]

You should have stuck around and then when she was about to leave you should have thrown your bike out behind her SUV. Then you've got a collision worthy of calling the cops.

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: Sundog

Originally posted by: Goosemaster

Originally posted by: Fausto1

Originally posted by: Walleye
slashing tires always has worked for me...

I didn't slash the tires, but we're even....trust me.

you say it like you did more than just kick here door..please tell me it was better than that

Didn't you read the thread? It is revealed what he did!

I revealed part of what I did.

 

[BooGiMaN]

Originally posted by: Fausto1

Originally posted by: Sundog

Originally posted by: Goosemaster

Originally posted by: Fausto1

Originally posted by: Walleye
slashing tires always has worked for me...

I didn't slash the tires, but we're even....trust me.

you say it like you did more than just kick here door..please tell me it was better than that

Didn't you read the thread? It is revealed what he did!

I revealed part of what I did.

ummm hypothetically speaking if..... lets say that had happened to your ummm 'freind' yeah thats it....what would 'he' have done other than the bananas in the tailpipe?

 

[LordMorpheus]

haha! he did it to her car like Kobe did!

yes, please tell us of your friends exploits . . . you know, what he did to the car for you cause he got so mad . ..

 

[GroundZero]

so she was a little pissed that you were screwing her poodle...
and her boyfriend...

 

[stso]

bump

 

[PullMyFinger]

When I was going to college, I worked as a valet at a ritzy ocean front condo. Me and a couple other valet's used to help some of the residents take care of their cars; oil changes, detailing, etc. Well, during one summer, there was a drought and subsequent water ban during the day ("the day" meaning after 8 AM) so we had to wash cars before 8 AM. So I'm finishing this car at around 8:15 one morning and one of the royal bitch residents and her golfing bitch friends pull out of the garage and says "oh my, maybe I can talk to the management and have MY car washed during the water ban" and then storms off. So a security guard who I knew well came down and just said "oh, it's you, don't worry, finish what you need to". So, being one to hold a grudge, on my last day of employment there, I chose not to use the restroom for most of the night and then proceded to give her open top Jaguar XJ-S convertible a "special wash treatment". That new car smell was gone forever.