PSA: When attempting to run me over with your car.....

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: stso
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[Ns1]

So you gonna tell us what you "didn't" do?

 

[jlee]

..am I the only one who doesn't think that permanent damage is/was a good idea?

Just for the record, I rode a bike to work for ~9-10 months through Gainesville/FL traffic..and yeah, I'd be really pissed if someone hit me.

 

[AvesPKS]

...make sure you follow through on the job?

 

[stev0]

i would've bought a bag of sugar while i was at it.

and some balogny to slap on the hood

:beer: to a job well done though

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: NeuroSynapsis
So you gonna tell us what you "didn't" do?

I was pissed. I fscked her car up. She'll be looking into a good bodyshop. End of story.

 

[Adul]

Originally posted by: Fausto1

Originally posted by: NeuroSynapsis
So you gonna tell us what you "didn't" do?

I was pissed. I fscked her car up. She'll be looking into a good bodyshop. End of story.

:camera: of the look on her face - priceless

 

[Evadman]

Glad to hear you are alright.

If it happens again, just put about a cup of sugar in the gas tank.

 

[Howard]

Nothing happens if you put sugar in the gas tank. It won't dissolve in the gasoline, and the fuel filter will filter it out (although it'll have to be replaced).

Lots of rubbing alcohol is a good idea.

 

[Howard]

Or, lots of water.

 

[FrustratedUser]

A healthy dose of diesel is fun too.

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: PullMyFinger
When I was going to college, I worked as a valet at a ritzy ocean front condo. Me and a couple other valet's used to help some of the residents take care of their cars; oil changes, detailing, etc. Well, during one summer, there was a drought and subsequent water ban during the day ("the day" meaning after 8 AM) so we had to wash cars before 8 AM. So I'm finishing this car at around 8:15 one morning and one of the royal bitch residents and her golfing bitch friends pull out of the garage and says "oh my, maybe I can talk to the management and have MY car washed during the water ban" and then storms off. So a security guard who I knew well came down and just said "oh, it's you, don't worry, finish what you need to". So, being one to hold a grudge, on my last day of employment there, I chose not to use the restroom for most of the night and then proceded to give her open top Jaguar XJ-S convertible a "special wash treatment". That new car smell was gone forever.

:Q

GIVE ME YOUR ADDRESS SO I CAN BRING A 6-PACK TO YOUR HOUSE AND SHAKE YOUR HAND

 

[Ime]

Originally posted by: Fausto1

Originally posted by: NeuroSynapsis
So you gonna tell us what you "didn't" do?

I was pissed. I fscked her car up. She'll be looking into a good bodyshop. End of story.

Good job! Anyone without a lick of sense or decency like her deserves what she got!

I drive an SUV myself, but I respect the two-wheelers. It takes balls to drive in today's traffic without any protection.

 

[SammyBoy]

WEAK! MORE DETAILS!

 

[PullMyFinger]

Originally posted by: Howard
Nothing happens if you put sugar in the gas tank. It won't dissolve in the gasoline, and the fuel filter will filter it out (although it'll have to be replaced). .

This is true, the most that would happen is that her in tank filter would become clogged. A better way to go on fuel injected cars is to use corn syrup. It will get pumped the whole way through to the injectors. :evil:

 

[moonshinemadness]

The suspense is killing em...what else?!

 

[Ausm]

Originally posted by: MogulMonster
Gum under the door handle?

Condom over the exhaust pipe?

You didn't just leave it sitting there untouched, did you? Not even a friendly little note?

No No no...banana up the tail pipe

Ausm

 

[crisp82]

<eddie murphery> Ha..hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha............</eddie murphey>

 

[Ness]

Originally posted by: conjur

Originally posted by: cheapgoose
you guys probably wouldn't agree with me but I would've punched her as she walks out of the store.

Just rip the side-view mirror off and hit her with that!

Now that would be awesome.
Too bad those things don't rip off of SUVs easily.

 

[PullMyFinger]

:Q

GIVE ME YOUR ADDRESS SO I CAN BRING A 6-PACK TO YOUR HOUSE AND SHAKE YOUR HAND

Check here with my user info, I'm the only one in the state. BTW, I prefer Bass Ale.

 

[Kitros]

How do you know it was definitely her car?

Did you catch her liscense plate? I hope so!

I personally would have walked into the show store and asked who owned that car. I would have made a huuuge scene and then pulled her aside to try to settle and get some cash out of the whole ordeal. She'd be dumb to not give you a couple hundred dollars after the scene you made...

I, of course, would have done all this AFTER sticking bananas in her exhaust pipe.

 

[Acanthus]

Sugar in the gas tank does work, at least it works on 80s dodge rams

 

[MichaelD]

Glad to hear you're OK, buddy! Good job w/the bannanas. Excellent creativity on the bicycle pump usage. *puts smiley faces next to your name on roster* She is gonna be SO pissed after the:

$146.93 towing charge...all the way around the corner to Arturo Aguilaros Automotive Fixit Shop
$430.81 diagnostic charge for running all kinds of tests on her not-running auto.....and not finding anything...until they look at the muffler.....
$390.11 charge from Arturo's brother, Manuel, who owns Manuels' Mini-Midas Muffler Shop for the new muffler b/c the old one stank like bannanas.



Bahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahah! You rock! And again, I'm glad you're OK.

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: Kitros
How do you know it was definitely her car?

Did you catch her liscense plate? I hope so!

Tag, color/make of car, bigass DUKE sticker in the back window....it was definitely the right car.

 

[DAPUNISHER]

It wasn't revenge, it was punishment! :evil: Maybe not today, and maybe not tomorrow, but someday, the correlation between the cyclist and the bananas will come to her as revelation that the wheel of karma sometimes has two wheels :beer: