I don't think the bananas would completely choke her exhaust. Although a potato stuck in the pipe would result in an awesome potato cannon.
A couple bananas jammed in there using my frame pump as a ramrod worked just fine, I'm sure. At the very least it would make her car run like complete crap.
DrPizza
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??? wtf, "hopefully she's out at least a tow charge"
She hit you with the side mirror? And, she didn't stop? Uhh, at least in this state, that's hit and run...
Report it to the police, describe the vehicle, tell the officer the lady was aware that she hit you, have your buddy smack your arm hard enough with a blunt object to leave a bruise (if you already don't have one), and give the police the license plate number.
Hit & Run = big fine, PLUS her insurance will skyrocket well beyond the cost of tow charge.
edit: A little practice, and you'll learn how to fall down when bumped by a car in a manner that causes no damage to you or your bike, but your pedal does a heck of a job scraping paint
She hit you with the side mirror? And, she didn't stop? Uhh, at least in this state, that's hit and run...
Report it to the police, describe the vehicle, tell the officer the lady was aware that she hit you, have your buddy smack your arm hard enough with a blunt object to leave a bruise (if you already don't have one), and give the police the license plate number.
Hit & Run = big fine, PLUS her insurance will skyrocket well beyond the cost of tow charge.
edit: A little practice, and you'll learn how to fall down when bumped by a car in a manner that causes no damage to you or your bike, but your pedal does a heck of a job scraping paint
Maybe, maybe not. She did hit me, but didn't knock me over so I wasn't all scraped up or anything so it basically would have been her word against mine. Wasn't worth it to call the cops, sit around sweating my ass off waiting for them to show up and then argue about what actually happened when there was no physical evidence.
Originally posted by: Fausto1
Oh no....definitely not untouched.
Stupid bitch hit me with her side-view mirror hard enough to fold it back and almost knock me off my bike. Based on the horn-blowing and screaming at me out the window, I'd wager it was on purpose. I was not pleased. I don't know WTF her problem was since the road we were on has a wide shoulder (which is where I was riding specifically to get out of the way of all the rush-hour traffic).
Call the cops and get her arrested for vehicular assault and hit and run. Just make sure she's arrested while she's at work.
As above. No real evidence that she hit me. Not worth it.Originally posted by: Orsorum
Originally posted by: Fausto1
Oh no....definitely not untouched.
Stupid bitch hit me with her side-view mirror hard enough to fold it back and almost knock me off my bike. Based on the horn-blowing and screaming at me out the window, I'd wager it was on purpose. I was not pleased. I don't know WTF her problem was since the road we were on has a wide shoulder (which is where I was riding specifically to get out of the way of all the rush-hour traffic).
Call the cops and get her arrested for vehicular assault and hit and run. Just make sure she's arrested while she's at work.
I don't know how difficult it is to pry open the gas door but if you can, open it and then just dump sugar into it. Her whole engine is gone at that point. Heck, throw some 90% rubbing alcohol in there for fun.
the only problem is that's severely damaging and may constitute destruction of property while the bananas in the tail pipe constitutes destruction of bananas.
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Originally posted by: Zim Hosein
What's that do J0hnny?
Not that I've ever tried but it should make for some crazy detonation in the engine. I'm pretty sure the engine can't handle the alcohol mixture and it might possibly cause the piston to go through the hood!
Unless I'm completely mistaken and it doesn't do anything.
You'd have to put in a lot of it or the gasoline would dilute it out to where it wouldn't do much at all.Originally posted by: J0hnny
Originally posted by: Zim Hosein
What's that do J0hnny?
Not that I've ever tried but it should make for some crazy detonation in the engine. I'm pretty sure the engine can't handle the alcohol mixture and it might possibly cause the piston to go through the hood!
Unless I'm completely mistaken and it doesn't do anything.
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Someone's seen "Beverly Hills Cop"
Just don't try that trick with a diesel, they're likely to launch whatever is up the tail pipe out at about mach 8.
Just don't try that trick with a diesel, they're likely to launch whatever is up the tail pipe out at about mach 8.
Yea, we need footage of this... I'm sure she was just going to work... sneak up on the car at 5pm hehe and enjoy your "fruits" of labor.
Actually, I tracked her to a shoe store of all things. I'm glad my life is less important than a nice pair of pumps.
Biotch. :|
Should have waited for her to come out of the shoe store, then run over her on your bike as she was walking to the car. Then yelled at her and rode off without leaving your name.
Originally posted by: pyonir
heheheh...Tyler, sometimes, i like the way you think.
Or maybe yelled "I want my two dollars!"
Hehe....that is a pretty good idea. Turn the tables for once.Originally posted by: pyonir
heheheh...Tyler, sometimes, i like the way you think.
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