PSA, do NOT eat GM Fiber One bars........

[Megatomic]

Originally posted by: vi edit
The Kashi Go-Lean "Twigs & Granola" high fiber cereal creates similar gastro-intestinal pyrotechnics.

Kashi Go-Lean CRUNCH does this to me, not the original Go-Lean cereal. My wife and kids are pissed at me every time I pick a box up at the store.

 

[TraumaRN]

I love them but man do they give me gas...I use them sparingly and NEVER when I have to work, especially since I switched jobs and work in an OR...I can't just let fly in there.

 

[Krynj]

I can definitely confirm:

A) Gave me the shits.
B) Had some awesome farts, but no farting every 2-5 minutes.

 

[Pepsei]

hmmm.. i have lots of farts for sure... wasn't stinky since i took a dump before. (tmi?)

will try again today. wife is sick from food poisoning.... bad timing to ask.

 

[dbk]

Originally posted by: Pepsei
hmmm.. i have lots of farts for sure... wasn't stinky since i took a dump before. (tmi?)

will try again today. wife is sick from food poisoning.... bad timing to ask.

give her a bar...that should flush her system.

 

[racolvin]

Originally posted by: waggy
hahahah

guess i will pass on those.

I see what you did there

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: FetusCakeMix
I ate mine at work about 3 or 4 hours ago. Just before I left, I let a small one slip so I could test the waters. Smelled horrible. Got out of work about 10 minutes after and felt like I was going to shit my pants. Good thing I live about 5 minutes from work, because I had to shit so badly. Got home, said hi to my girlfriend, and then erupted in the bathroom.

Not noticing any abnormal gas though.

Has the girlfriend fled yet?

 

[Krynj]

Nope, but I got a few "Jesus CHRIST honeeeyyy."

 

[nerp]

Originally posted by: AstroManLuca
Old news to me... I remember trying these over a year ago and I was absolutely appalled at how gassy it made me. But it was worse than that. I wasn't just gassy, I got horrible abdominal cramps. Yes, this was with just one bar. I remember waking up in the middle of the night, doubled over, in excruciating pain, and unable to fart or anything. Dragged myself over the the toilet but nothing would come out. I just sat there, miserable, until it eventually subsided.

Never again.

That sounds as bad as being so drunk you just need to puke and go to bed but you can't and just have to sit there with the spins, the horrible taste in your mouth and pounding sweaty forehead. OMG.

 

[MovingTarget]

Have a few of these before downing a couple cold ones. Post results here.

 

[HannibalX]

I eat them all the time and I don't have any problems.

 

[Megatomic]

Originally posted by: FetusCakeMix
Nope, but I got a few "Jesus CHRIST honeeeyyy."

Haha, that's awesome and what I get from my wife. Wanna know what's even funnier? Hitting the chihuahuas with a dutch oven after eating a giant bowl of Kashi Go-Lean Crunch. :evil:

 

[Q]

Originally posted by: Shortcut

Originally posted by: Quintox
Ok, just got done eating one 2 minutes ago, let's see how this baby works.

How'd it go?

Gah dam been fartin for past 12 hours, at first didn't smell now it smells musty. Took a dump after it was touchin cotton whewww.