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PSA, do NOT eat GM Fiber One bars........

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redgtxdi

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This actually came from my sister cuz she decided to try them based on Biggest Loser comments about "keeping you fuller, longer, etc".

Her immediate comments to me were to NEVER eat one of these things so long as I live.

Needless to say, I will not be.

Hysterical laughter here!!! :laugh:
 
They're pretty tasty, IMHO, but they do give you gas. Fiber One also makes pseudo-Poptarts, and they're good, too, with about half the fiber as the bars have. Tell her to try those.
 
This might be my favorite. Sounds like a preacher..........

Wow! Powerful product. Eat one and clear the room, eat two and clear out the worship service. Sorry, Padre!

These are easily the best tasting bars of this type I ever consumed but things announce their presence for hours after you eat them. My dear, sweet wife ?tweets? all night, in the bed. We have had to give up snuggling until it works its way out of her system. I ate two and my kids were complaining, the dog whined and left the room and the wallpaper started falling off in sheets.
The most amazing thing to me is how little fiber can create so much gas! Not to be indelicate, but when I ?go? what comes out is only about the same size as the bar that went in. How does something something 1.04 ounces create 90 lbs of carbon contamination? These things defy science. As they burn they actually leave more residue behind than they consumed.

I walked into my bedroom after work yesterday and could smell the fart I left at 7 am. Talk about your lethal weapon?
Reverie

The bolded parts had me ROTFLMAOPMP!!!!

What seems to be a common is that everyone agrees they're definitely "tasty"!!! Nice hook, eh?? :laugh:
 
I eat them everyday, the oats and chocolate taste like a candy bar and I dont fart all day. Or at least I dont notice it.
 
Originally posted by: sixone
They're pretty tasty, IMHO, but they do give you gas. Fiber One also makes pseudo-Poptarts, and they're good, too, with about half the fiber as the bars have. Tell her to try those.
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the pop tarts dont give the gas like the bars, but they taste lousy.

and yeah, the fiber one bars are bad for that. kellogs has some that, imo, taste a little better but you get the same result. i keep some around and eat a half one at a time if i bother with them.
 
If you're actually getting enough fiber in your diet in the first place you probably won't notice it. It's probably people who don't eat enough fiber then suddenly eat a lot that'll have problems.
 
I think this may actually get me to buy them now. Keeps me filled longer, AND I get to fart a lot? Awesome! Perfect snack for work 🙂
 
Fiber One bars actually taste great, but really make you blow it out your ass. Once the fiancée and I bought a box of them as they were on sale, and we regretted it for weeks. Stay away, unless you actually want to engage in chemical warfare with those around you.
 
I've upgraded my daily regimen with a double dose of Metamucil to stave off the future prospect of butt cancer.


One thing I have learned over the previous 4 months: Fiber makes you fart like a bastard.
 
There were some in the break room for work once.

I ate one. Went home about an hour later "sick"

The next day the secretary had one. Went home "sick" about an hour later.

Tossed the rest in the trash 😛
 
just got back from sams' club... they're pretty cheap, 7.24 for a box of 20 bars, i pick up two boxes... oats and chocolate (for wife), oats and peanut butter (for me).... i just ate one... pretty tasty... i'll report back later.
 
I grabbed a box of 5 on my way into work. Showed my girlfriend the link in the OP, and she wanted one too. So we're both at work now with a Fiber One bar.

Will report back with results.
 
Originally posted by: Chiropteran
I heard that if you eat food, sometimes it makes you poop later. So, I'm going to stop eating food.
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i don't know... i think with a lot of food in your body, it would make the fart stinkier since the gas has to pass thru all the crap before it goes out.


edit: wife just complained that the bar gave her gas (burping).... i said, well, hope it doesn't come out of other end...... i haven't show her the thread yet...
 
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