Protein Bars Are The Most Effective Way To Feed People

[Captante]

At this point, I'm pretty sure we're all gonna die someday...

Just not today thank you very much!

 

[nakedfrog]

At this point, I'm pretty sure we're all gonna die someday...

 

[GodisanAtheist]

At this point, I'm pretty sure we're all gonna die someday...

-Never met anyone that's lived forever...

 

[Stiff Clamp]

I don't eat protein bars, but I can tell you, simple peanut butter feels very nourishing to my brain. My neurologist once informed me the brain requires a supply of protein more than carbs. So it's not a placebo effect.

 

[Kaido]

-Never met anyone that's lived forever...

That you KNOW OF!

 

[nakedfrog]

Yeah, the people who live forever probably tend to keep that quiet.

I mean, I imagine they would 🤫

 

[Kaido]

Yeah, the people who live forever probably tend to keep that quiet.

I mean, I imagine they would 🤫

 

[Gizmo j]

The average protein bar has 5 times the protein than a snickers bar!

 

[Shmee]

The average protein bar has 5 times the protein than a snickers bar!

Yeah but snickers probably has 10 times the taste of the average protein bar.

 

[feralkid]

-Never met anyone that's lived forever...

How would you know?

 

[Greenman]

The average protein bar has 5 times the protein than a snickers bar!

You need to try pemmican.

 

[Gizmo j]

I was at a vape shop and it had a TV and it was playing the new Walking Dead, there was a scene where they were stocking up on Protein Bars.

 

[lxskllr]

During the pandemic people stocked up on canned beans... and toiletpaper. They later found out they didn't particularly like beans. Dunno how they felt about toiletpaper, but they can get fucked.

 

[Gizmo j]

Protein bar in Deadpool!

 

[Kaido]

Yeah but snickers probably has 10 times the taste of the average protein bar.

FWIW, the Snickers protein bar was awful

 

[Gizmo j]

I think they should serve protein bars in public schools and prison.

 

[Kaido]

I think they should serve protein bars in public schools and prison.

I just got the marshmallow-style Puff bars by Built, they are pretty good if you like a chewy, fluffy texture!

 

[Kaido]

Epic bars are actually pretty good, like soft beef jerky. My only complaint is that they're small & expensive.

 

[Kaido]

I have never bought a protein bar in my life IIRC and possibly never eaten one. Well, I have a dim memory of eating some kind of chewy seemingly homogeneous tan wrapped bar obviously semi-permeated with sugar, it might have been a so-called protein bar. You call that food???? I'd sooner eat a trail mix of seeds, nuts, raisins, chopped dried apricots, toasted oats (I used to make those from scratch).

There are a few good ones out there. I get this one at my local gas station:

 

[dank69]

I think they should serve protein bars in public schools and prison.

You get protein shakes in prison. You can't give out protein shakes in schools though, that type of thing is frowned upon.

 

[VirtualLarry]

You get protein shakes in prison.

Not for free.

 

[Gizmo j]

In the movie version of 'Ready Player One' they had drones that delivered pizza, but that wasn't in the book.

Food was only mentioned one time in the book and it was protein bars.

 

[nakedfrog]

Not for free.

It was a bit of a joke, you see, based on non-consensual oral sex and the protein content of semen. I hope I've adequately ruined the joke for you.

 

[nakedfrog]

In the movie version of 'Ready Player One' they had drones that delivered pizza, but that wasn't in the book.

Food was only mentioned one time in the book and it was protein bars.

Did you read the book? Do you read any books?

 

[WelshBloke]

Did you read the book? Do you read any books?

He just flips to random pages, throws two 20 sided dice and looks that word up!