Pretty sure I am a freaking genius

[Number1]

I read you title and all I could think of was


Fleabag

Fleabag

Fleabag

Fleabag

Fleabag

Fleabag



NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[AVAFREAK182]

Holy acne. TridenT you are one ugly mofo.

 

[OILFIELDTRASH]

Holy acne. TridenT you are one ugly mofo.

Take it easy man. Maybe in a few years he will out grow the acne and the awkward looking phase he is in. When I was younger you'd say the same about me but I turned out okay.

 

[dullard]

"Now, who could it be? Could it be ... Satan" - From the church lady on SNL.

During a Christmas-themed December broadcast, using a magnetic spelling board, she rearranged letters spelling “Santa” to reveal “Satan". http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Church_Lady

You are only 20 years late to this classic hit idea.

 

[MyThirdEye]

stop posting and jump off a cliff.

 

[Muse]

Santa and Satan, they are soooooo closely related.

Both wear red. Both have weird laughs... Santa is checking his list... Come on, it's obviously a way to get kids to sell their SOUL TO SANTA(AKA SATAN!!!!) FOR PRESENTS! I MEAN FFS SANTA IS AN ANAGRAM OF SATAN!!! THIS WAY WHEN KIDS GET THEIR PRESENTS FROM "SANTA" THEY'LL PRAISE "SANTA..." IT'S A GENIUS METHOD FOR CONVERTING CHILDREN INTO SATANISTS BECAUSE THEY'LL GET PRESENTS FOR DOING SUCH!!!!

Praise Satan!

OK, you can do that bit here, but try getting it on the air. Good luck. Maybe a standup bit in a nightclub, and you could get it on a record album. Or did you get it from one? ^_^ And turn off your goddamn capslock, for christsake.

 

[nick1985]

Dude, you are uglier than a horses ass.

/shudder

 

[YOyoYOhowsDAjello]

LOL YoYO you have way too much free time.

You're right.

 

[AreaCode707]

I can't sleep... so let's revisit ATOT memory lane with TridenT...

Of course you do have the redeeming quality as being a main character in the first "Draw a Picture - The Movie", so you get +5 for that.

MEOW! +5

Unfortunately....

Undeniable fail (-8)

You shaved your chest (-2)

YOU LIKE TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS (-4)

ATOT scares you (-1)

Battery fail (-2)

Oh, you have trouble sleeping too... ok... sympathy of (+3)

GC... lol (-1)

You figured out your headphone issue (+1)

So gay (-2)

You may or may not have gotten good speakers (+1)

I don't know what to make of this... (neutral)

T1 and T2 > T3 (+1)

You correctly determined that this would be amusing (+1)

See the need for improvement (+2)
But probably don't have the motivation to change (-2)

You make threads like this (-3)
and this (-3)

wow... gas mileage thread (-2)

You were smart enough to remove yourself from this one (+7)
Unfortunately there's still this one (-2)

Fruit loops... (-2)

How many haircut threads to you need? (-3)
1
2
3

Maybe you redeemed yourself and met your 2009 New Year Resolutions? (unknown)

Let's total that up, shall we?

With the current information, I get

-16

I'll give you an adjustment of +1 if I got the math wrong.

I'm sorry to say that puts you far behind the level needed to display the qualities needed to be a "freaking genius"

Better luck in 2010.

You are my favorite person.

It's been too long since we had a poster that merited a Jerboy-like scroll.

 

[darkswordsman17]

Trident, you, Arcadio, and fleabag make up the current ATOT trinity of stupidity.

I do give you credit. You're similar to PAB, but instead of being super argumentative-prick-douchebag-fucking moron, you're just self deprecating.

 

[YOyoYOhowsDAjello]

You are my favorite person.

It's been too long since we had a poster that merited a Jerboy-like scroll.

I'm your favorite person, or TridenT is? I must know!

 

[El Guaraguao]

yoyo, you just won at teh internetz.

 

[TridenT]

I'm your favorite person, or TridenT is? I must know!

It's me, of course.:awe:

 

[YOyoYOhowsDAjello]

It's me, of course.:awe:

aww shucks

 

[TridenT]

I can't sleep... so let's revisit ATOT memory lane with TridenT...

Of course you do have the redeeming quality as being a main character in the first "Draw a Picture - The Movie", so you get +5 for that.

MEOW! +5

Unfortunately....

Undeniable fail (-8)

You shaved your chest (-2)

YOU LIKE TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS (-4)

ATOT scares you (-1)

Battery fail (-2)

Oh, you have trouble sleeping too... ok... sympathy of (+3)

GC... lol (-1)

You figured out your headphone issue (+1)

So gay (-2)

You may or may not have gotten good speakers (+1)

I don't know what to make of this... (neutral)

T1 and T2 > T3 (+1)

You correctly determined that this would be amusing (+1)

See the need for improvement (+2)
But probably don't have the motivation to change (-2)

You make threads like this (-3) I DID NOT MAKE THAT THREAD. I USED MY GODLY TIME WARP POWERS FOR IT! :O
and this (-3)

wow... gas mileage thread (-2)

You were smart enough to remove yourself from this one (+7)
Unfortunately there's still this one (-2)

Fruit loops... (-2)

How many haircut threads to you need? (-3)
1
2
3

Maybe you redeemed yourself and met your 2009 New Year Resolutions? (unknown)

Let's total that up, shall we?

With the current information, I get

-16

I'll give you an adjustment of +1 if I got the math wrong.

I'm sorry to say that puts you far behind the level needed to display the qualities needed to be a "freaking genius"

Better luck in 2010.

You're incorrect. I am at -12 now(Just like my looks!).

WHoops, fixed. I meant the one above it.

 

[YOyoYOhowsDAjello]

You're incorrect. I am at -12 now(Just like my looks!).

If you didn't make that thread, why did you post this in it?

What's wrong with asking how many times you urinate? I am genuinely curious.

 

[TridenT]

If you didn't make that thread, why did you post this in it?

See meh edited pozt. I accidentally typed at the wrong line.

 

[YOyoYOhowsDAjello]

WHoops, fixed. I meant the one above it.

Ok, +0 for not making that thread.

-3 for indicating the wrong one, results are the same.

 

[TridenT]

Ok, +0 for not making that thread.

-3 for indicating the wrong one, results are the same.

Cheap piece of shit! :thumbsdown::thumbsdown::thumbsdown:

 

[YOyoYOhowsDAjello]

You're incorrect. I am at -12 now(Just like my looks!).

Wait a minute...

You think -16 - (-3) = -12?

Oh, you took the bonus point already...

 

[TridenT]

Wait a minute...

You think -16 - (-3) = -12?

Your math was wrong because you totaled an incorrect thread!

 

[YOyoYOhowsDAjello]

So, what are your new years resolutions this year?

I have to think up some good ones still.

 

[PlasmaBomb]

I'm your favorite person, or TridenT is? I must know!

It's you.

 

[PlasmaBomb]

So, what are your new years resolutions this year?

I have to think up some good ones still.

I must know!

Is it to early for a new years resolution thread?... checks date...

Yup

 

[Red Squirrel]

My aunt always calls Santa Claus Satan Claus. Lot of people say the whole Santa Claus thing is to try to steer children away from the real meaning of Christmas. I'm not really sure if that's true or not. The origins actually come from some real person called Santa Claus who used to give presents to children at Christmas eve. I doubt this person wanted to steer children away from the real meaning, but I don't really know the details.

There's actually someone who was called Frederick W. Schumacher in my city way back in the day that used to do this. They actually have a program where they still do it, in remembrance of him, in the same part of the city (called Schumacher) he used to do it.

I don't see anything wrong at all with Santa or other traditions, as long as children are also thought to know the true meaning.