# Pretty sure I am a freaking genius

#### TridenT

##### Lifer
Santa and Satan, they are soooooo closely related.

Both wear red. Both have weird laughs... Santa is checking his list... Come on, it's obviously a way to get kids to sell their SOUL TO SANTA(AKA SATAN!!!!) FOR PRESENTS! I MEAN FFS SANTA IS AN ANAGRAM OF SATAN!!! THIS WAY WHEN KIDS GET THEIR PRESENTS FROM "SANTA" THEY'LL PRAISE "SANTA..." IT'S A GENIUS METHOD FOR CONVERTING CHILDREN INTO SATANISTS BECAUSE THEY'LL GET PRESENTS FOR DOING SUCH!!!!

Praise Satan!

#### guyver01

##### Lifer
You do know that "Santa Claus" is just an american (read: Hallmark) bastardization of the Dutch Winter Figure Sinterklaas, right?

Nope.

#### guyver01

##### Lifer
I MEAN FFS SANTA IS AN ANAGRAM OF SATAN

i'm pretty sure to be an anagram, you have to change more than ONE letter around.

#### SirStev0

##### Lifer
And satan is Arabic for "the opposer or adversary"

#### YOyoYOhowsDAjello

##### Moderator<br>A/V & Home Theater<br>Elite member
They say it's 140 square km

500 m wide

How long does that make it? I tried to figure it out and got a ridiculous answer... can someone else give it a shot?

140,000 m^2

500m wide.

140,000 M^2/500m = 280 m

:awe:

Jesus, am I like the only math savant on ATOT?

Or am I a math retard?

Nope

Cosigned.

#### IronWing

##### No Lifer
Originally Posted by TridenT:
140,000 m^2

500m wide.

140,000 M^2/500m = 280 m

:awe:

Jesus, am I like the only math savant on ATOT?

Or am I a math retard?
Too many people know this!

#### PlasmaBomb

##### Lifer
Originally Posted by TridenT:
140,000 m^2

500m wide.

140,000 M^2/500m = 280 m

Jesus, am I like the only math savant on ATOT?

Or am I a math retard?
Too many people know this!

Could you edit that to show it is wrong?

#### Toastedlightly

##### Diamond Member
280,000 meters long? what thread did I miss?!

#### edro

##### Lifer
That picture always creeps me out.

#### YOyoYOhowsDAjello

##### Moderator<br>A/V & Home Theater<br>Elite member
I can't sleep... so let's revisit ATOT memory lane with TridenT...

Of course you do have the redeeming quality as being a main character in the first "Draw a Picture - The Movie", so you get +5 for that.

MEOW! +5

Unfortunately....

Undeniable fail (-8)

You shaved your chest (-2)

YOU LIKE TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS (-4)

ATOT scares you (-1)

Battery fail (-2)

Oh, you have trouble sleeping too... ok... sympathy of (+3)

GC... lol (-1)

You figured out your headphone issue (+1)

So gay (-2)

You may or may not have gotten good speakers (+1)

I don't know what to make of this... (neutral)

T1 and T2 > T3 (+1)

You correctly determined that this would be amusing (+1)

See the need for improvement (+2)
But probably don't have the motivation to change (-2)

You make threads like this (-3)
and this (-3)

wow... gas mileage thread (-2)

You were smart enough to remove yourself from this one (+7)
Unfortunately there's still this one (-2)

Fruit loops... (-2)

How many haircut threads to you need? (-3)
1
2
3

Maybe you redeemed yourself and met your 2009 New Year Resolutions? (unknown)

Let's total that up, shall we?

With the current information, I get

-16

I'll give you an adjustment of +1 if I got the math wrong.

I'm sorry to say that puts you far behind the level needed to display the qualities needed to be a "freaking genius"

Better luck in 2010.

#### JTsyo

##### Lifer
I can't sleep... so let's revisit ATOT memory lane with TridenT...

Of course you do have the redeeming quality as being a main character in the first "Draw a Picture - The Movie", so you get +5 for that.

MEOW! +5

Unfortunately....

Undeniable fail (-8)

You shaved your chest (-2)

YOU LIKE TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS (-4)

ATOT scares you (-1)

Battery fail (-2)

Oh, you have trouble sleeping too... ok... sympathy of (+3)

GC... lol (-1)

You figured out your headphone issue (+1)

So gay (-2)

You may or may not have gotten good speakers (+1)

I don't know what to make of this... (neutral)

T1 and T2 > T3 (+1)

You correctly determined that this would be amusing (+1)

See the need for improvement (+2)
But probably don't have the motivation to change (-2)

You make threads like this (-3)
and this (-3)

wow... gas mileage thread (-2)

You were smart enough to remove yourself from this one (+7)
Unfortunately there's still this one (-2)

Fruit loops... (-2)

How many haircut threads to you need? (-3)
1
2
3

Maybe you redeemed yourself and met your 2009 New Year Resolutions? (unknown)

Let's total that up, shall we?

With the current information, I get

-16

I'll give you an adjustment of +1 if I got the math wrong.

I'm sorry to say that puts you far behind the level needed to display the qualities needed to be a "freaking genius"

Better luck in 2010.

LOL YoYO you have way too much free time.

Stop posting.

#### meltdown75

##### Lifer
please run full tilt into the nearest concrete block wall

#### ViviTheMage

##### Lifer
yoyo, that's awesome, haha.

#### iversonyin

##### Diamond Member
we need an "e-PROPZ" button for YoYo!

#### pontifex

##### Lifer
now if you could just figure out how to keep your parents from spending money so you can leech off of them the rest of your life.

wait, i was just looking through the threads YoYo posted (wow...) and in 1 thread you mentioned that you were 18 in 2008, but in the thread that i was commenting on above, didn't you say you were 16?

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#### PlasmaBomb

##### Lifer
280,000 meters long? what thread did I miss?!

The giant iceberg thread...?

BTW it wasn't 280km long.

#### IceBergSLiM

##### Lifer
You do know that "Santa Claus" is just an american (read: Hallmark) bastardization of the Dutch Winter Figure Sinterklaas, right?

irrelevant. Satans take over of Christmas to commercialize it and suck the life out of it is a recent development as is santa claus.

#### PlasmaBomb

##### Lifer
I hate VB quoting. I left out the critical part:

I knew you knew it was wrong

Stupid vB...