Pray for me.

[Hayabusa Rider]

I'm stuck in a camper with a Trumper. He started in on Hillary and I went into how the French revolution played out and the cycles of history.

 

[Josephus312]

I'm stuck in a camper with a Trumper. He started in on Hillary and I went into how the French revolution played out and the cycles of history.

I find that Tequila works much better than prayers when you are stuck with someone, only it might result in you beating the everliving shit out of the moron.... Which might not be a bad idea anyway.

Tell him about how Trump is Satan incarnate and throw some bible verses on him, that usually shuts them up. I mean, if you don't want to beat him, if you do... I think that should qualify as intellectual self defence.

 

[BUTCH1]

My condolences, my cousin was in town for my aunts funeral a few months ago, being from Richmond VA it was not surprising to find he's a trumper, when it was all over I no longer wish to even talk to him, yea, that bad..

 

[MomentsofSanity]

I'm more worried about the ass raping you are probably going to get.....

Or should I be happy for you?

I don't know. Who am I to judge?

 

[IronWing]

Ask the person to explain which of the President’s policies has personally benefited him. Ask for specifics.

 

[Younigue]

I'm stuck in a camper with a Trumper. He started in on Hillary and I went into how the French revolution played out and the cycles of history.

I'm sad for you!

My Trumper wouldn't engage but he did listen and has since changed his mind about Trump.

 

[Younigue]

Ask the person to explain which of the President’s policies has personally benefited him. Ask for specifics.

I think this is poor advice though I understand the temptation to get genuine answers. His Trumper doesn't have any.

 

[zinfamous]

In certain situations, I find the only option is to just shit yourself and so force the other(s) to flee.

 

[dyna]

In certain situations, I find the only option is to just shit yourself and so force the other(s) to flee.

Explosive D is sure fire way to get out of any convo.

 

[Younigue]

In certain situations, I find the only option is to just shit yourself and so force the other(s) to flee.

Not the Nugent defense! Never The Nugent!

 

[Younigue]

Explosive D is sure fire way to get out of any convo.

Right but you hopefully make it to the bathroom.

 

[compuwiz1]

Whatever happened to the days of smacking someone with a large wet trout?

 

[theeedude]

Hear ye, hear ye. I have some relatives with this deficiency too :| Best avoid political talk, but it is kind of an elephant in the room...

 

[cytg111]

Whatever happened to the days of smacking someone with a large wet trout?

IIRC it wasnt wet... or maybe that was implied?

 

[1sikbITCH]

Just threaten to pedophile him. He will have a vague recollection of pizza and know he should be scared but won't know why.

 

[Fanatical Meat]

Just take a detour thru FL and stand your ground

/sarcasm dummies

 

[fskimospy]

The Onion is here to help with good advice columns that cover exactly these sort of circumstances.

https://www.theonion.com/ask-a-navy-seal-1819583375

 

[Jhhnn]

I feel for you. Whatever happens, do not use the word "Hillary" & run away if anybody else does. It scrambles their synapses entirely. It's not quite like Dr Strangelove's arm flying into a Nazi salute, but similar.

 

[Puffnstuff]

Eat refried beans and obtain your deliverance.

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

The Onion is here to help with good advice columns that cover exactly these sort of circumstances.

https://www.theonion.com/ask-a-navy-seal-1819583375

Don't tempt me.

 

[Jhhnn]

Don't tempt me.

I've often wondered if a stun gun to the forehead would help them but I think EST is for a different kind of mental illness...

OTOH, maybe it's all just an extended manic phase...

You probably don't want to try practicing medicine w/o a license, anyway.

 

[Thebobo]

Tell him you have become a trumper and see how deep you can take it. Get a hat ect.

 

[Younigue]

I've often wondered if a stun gun to the forehead would help them but I think EST is for a different kind of mental illness...

OTOH, maybe it's all just an extended manic phase...

You probably don't want to try practicing medicine w/o a license, anyway.

Right but a licensed person could give it a whirl.

I expect lobotom... Nah, nevermind forget I said anything.

 

[kage69]

Ask him to judge the greater evil: pedophilia, incest, or treason. Also, when does that check from Mexico show up for the wall? 25th Amendment is a pretty interesting subject.

If at any point he gets all worked up, look sympathetic and ask "Were you at Bowling Green?"

 

[ivwshane]

How about telling him that you are a facts kind of guy and ask him if he has a good source for whatever claim he is making. When he gives you some bullshit source, ask him why he this that's a good source. Continue questioning him but never as if you are talking down to him. Instead, pretend you are a young child who asks a question and whose answer only results the child asking, "why".

Continue down this path and eventually he'll come to a wall and either give up trying to talk to you or he will start to question himself. Both are good.

However this is no easy task and the amount of frustration you'll likely go through may not be worth it.