Prank to pull on my girlfriend

[zerocool1]

listen to blink 182 "what's my age again" that's you....

 

[Juno]

she's going to phone in 911 and get your friend arrested for attempt murder.

worst idea.

 

[Xyclone]

Originally posted by: SZLiao214
Is this the part where the girl has a hidden side arm and blows away your friend?

:laugh:

 

[eits]

Originally posted by: sao123

Originally posted by: eits

Originally posted by: sao123

Originally posted by: krunchykrome

Originally posted by: sao123

Originally posted by: krunchykrome
Fine, maybe I could do something a little less traumatizing. If my friend dresses up like a bear or something, I guess he could chase us for a half mile

maybe its just me... but...

I DONT UNDERSTAND THE ENTIRE POINT OF SCARING THE SH!T OUT OF YOUR SOON TO BE FIANCEE...

It wont get you LAID...
It wont get you PAID...
Its not even funny...

care to elaborate?

The whole point was to scare the crap out of her, and laugh like crazy about it for months. I didnt realize it could be soo traumatizing to her, and now that I think about it, it might not be the best idea in the world. But we're a goofy couple. She hides behind the door when I come home and scares the crap outta me. Im terrifed if spiders and she'll get a fake spider and hide it near me. I guess this prank was over the top. But it was funny at think of at the time when my friend and I were discussing it.

If you want a good prank... put the toilet seat down, and wedge 2 ketchup packets from mcdonalds between the bowl and the little feet on the bottom of the seat ... when she sits down........



Squirt.

that's a good one i'm gonna try that.

Youll be sure and let us know how it works out right? with pictures none the less.

yup... i just need to get some packets.... don't have any here.

 

[y2kc]

Originally posted by: cKGunslinger

Originally posted by: krunchykrome
Couple things here:

One, this was something my friend and I joked about. Believe me, when you've known a guy for over 10 years, you joke about all kinds of crazy stuff and your sense of humor isn't exactly the same as it would be with your coworker friend of a couple years.

Second, despite joking about it with him, theres no way I would ever do it. Why, because it's funny if you think about it, which I thought most of you might get a chuckle about, but nothing good could ever come out of this.

Third, this is not P&N, this is Off Topic. I'm on these forums every day from 9-5 and half of the stuff on here is BS to just shoot the breeze, so to expect anymore seriousness from this particular forum would not be wise.

Bottom line, everyone calm down ,relax, and try to read these kinds of threads with a little more sense of humor.

That's some rather weak back-pedaling, don't ya think? :roll:

extremely weak.

 

[ockky]

man, dont listen to all of these tightasses in here with no fun or imagination in their lives. i say do it! especially if you and your girl already have this game of scareing one another. just dont be surprised when she gets you back, cause you know it'll be something that has to top this ...

 

[TallBill]

Originally posted by: ockky
man, dont listen to all of these tightasses in here with no fun or imagination in their lives. i say do it! especially if you and your girl already have this game of scareing one another. just dont be surprised when she gets you back, cause you know it'll be something that has to top this ...

Nobody is being a tightass. Doing such a "prank" has about a 50% chance of someone ending up in jail or a hospital.

 

[DrPizza]

Originally posted by: BD2003

Without reading any of the responses, and assuming it's already been said dozens of times, but not being able to resist saying it myself...

Are you fvcking retarded?

I don't know what's stupider - going through with it, or even thinking about it in the first place.

That about sums it up.

 

[ockky]

what makes you guys think that he's going to be doing this in Central Park?! i dont know about you, but i been to plenty of parks that have no security late at night ... mostly so that i could be ravaged by unknown male assailants

 

[ForumMaster]

are you trying to resurect JLGatsby? it might be funny, but she'll break up with you.

 

[krunchykrome]

I think it's hilarious

 

[The Stigenator]

and the point of this is...???

 

[Chryso]

The only way this idea could be any better is if you have your friend rape her while she begs for mercy before you jump up and yell, "Gotcha!"

 

[sao123]

Originally posted by: eits

Originally posted by: sao123

Originally posted by: eits

Originally posted by: sao123

Originally posted by: krunchykrome

Originally posted by: sao123

Originally posted by: krunchykrome
Fine, maybe I could do something a little less traumatizing. If my friend dresses up like a bear or something, I guess he could chase us for a half mile

maybe its just me... but...

I DONT UNDERSTAND THE ENTIRE POINT OF SCARING THE SH!T OUT OF YOUR SOON TO BE FIANCEE...

It wont get you LAID...
It wont get you PAID...
Its not even funny...

care to elaborate?

The whole point was to scare the crap out of her, and laugh like crazy about it for months. I didnt realize it could be soo traumatizing to her, and now that I think about it, it might not be the best idea in the world. But we're a goofy couple. She hides behind the door when I come home and scares the crap outta me. Im terrifed if spiders and she'll get a fake spider and hide it near me. I guess this prank was over the top. But it was funny at think of at the time when my friend and I were discussing it.

If you want a good prank... put the toilet seat down, and wedge 2 ketchup packets from mcdonalds between the bowl and the little feet on the bottom of the seat ... when she sits down........



Squirt.

that's a good one i'm gonna try that.

Youll be sure and let us know how it works out right? with pictures none the less.

yup... i just need to get some packets.... don't have any here.

ATOT recommends using only heinz ketchup packets from mcdonalds.

 

[mrchan]

Originally posted by: Fritzo
Not funny. You want to fake your own brutal and violent death infront of someone that cares for you.

Wow...brilliant comedy. You should follow up by calling her mom and saying her daughter was killed in a car accident. That would be a riot too!!!

:|

Yeah, that's a good one too!

 

[Injury]

This would rock if it was 5th grade and girls were icky.

 

[feelingshorter]

that will basicaly take about 1-2 years off of her life span due to stress

 

[LookingGlass]

Big difference between a joke, and being cruel. Not funny. A joke is supposed to make everyone laugh. I am all for a joke, not if it involves play harming someone you love or care about. BS. Immature.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: krunchykrome

So, here's the setup. I take my girlfriend to the lake at night when it's dark. There are restaurants around and there are walking paths nearby. Anyways, her and I will be walking casually for a little stroll in the path.

My friend will be hiding in the path. He's gonna be dressed in all black with a black mask. He'll also be carrying a fake knife and some fake blood.

Out of nowhere, he'll jump out at me with the knife. Naturally, my gf will stand back and scream and be scared while him and I fake wrestle to the ground. This is where he pretends to stab me and squirts the fake blood everywhere. Then he gets up and walks slowly towards my scared to death girlfriend.

Thats where I get up and run towards her and my friend and start laughing.


What do you guys think? Funny? Or will she definetly break up with me. Keep in mind, we have a pretty good relationship and we'll probably be engaged next year.

You're a very sick man Little Dave...very very sick.

 

[Slacker]

You could have your friend rape you, I bet your girlfriend would laugh at that...

 

[Mrfrog840]

hahahaha tooo funny

 

[Shortcut]

teh funnay scale:

||-------amoebic dysentery----------dane cook------------------------any christopher walken apperance on SNL--||
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(OP)

 

[Praxis1452]

Originally posted by: Slacker
You could have your friend rape you, I bet your girlfriend would laugh at that...

^^

 

[Nab]

Originally posted by: archiloco
what would be really funny is a cop in street clothes walking by, sees the altercation and puts a couple of caps in your now dead friend.

hahahahah

she's definetly going to kick your ass for this

 

[HomeAppraiser]

Wasn't this an episode of Monk?