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[CanOWorms]

I'm an instructor of bull evasion techniques at the Rodeo Clown Institute of Technology and Agriculture (RCITA).

 

[Ticky]

I'm the QA mananger at a company that builds conduit stretchers.

 

[jlee]

5-0

 

[Scouzer]

Air Traffic Control

 

[SSSnail]

I buy low and sell high.

 

[minendo]

Quality Assurance Manager. Moonlight as a bouncer from time to time.

 

[Zee]

assemblyman

 

[theflyingpig]

I make my living slaughtering the innocent.

 

[Locut0s]

Originally posted by: theflyingpig
I make my living slaughtering the innocent.

I tried that for a bit. Job sucks. Try calling in sick for one effing day after bringing in the severed heads of over a thousand school children. Boss said forget about it.

 

[theflyingpig]

Originally posted by: Locut0s

Originally posted by: theflyingpig
I make my living slaughtering the innocent.

I tried that for a bit. Job sucks. Try calling in sick for one effing day after bringing in the severed heads of over a thousand school children. Boss said forget about it.

Often times a thousand is simply not enough. Many of my clients are trying to position themselves in a dictator or tyrant role, and to do so the population must fear them. I remember once I dragged the bodies of 4325 fetuses over a 15 mile stretch of road. It left a trail of body parts and blood that absolutely terrified the locals and put the client in prime position for a takeover. Did I get a day off after that? Nope. Boss told me to do it again. I mean really, where am I supposed to find another four thousand fetuses?

 

[Locut0s]

Originally posted by: theflyingpig

Originally posted by: Locut0s

Originally posted by: theflyingpig
I make my living slaughtering the innocent.

I tried that for a bit. Job sucks. Try calling in sick for one effing day after bringing in the severed heads of over a thousand school children. Boss said forget about it.

Often times a thousand is simply not enough. Many of my clients are trying to position themselves in a dictator or tyrant role, and to do so the population must fear them. I remember once I dragged the bodies of 4325 fetuses over a 15 mile stretch of road. It left a trail of body parts and blood that absolutely terrified the locals and put the client in prime position for a takeover. Did I get a day off after that? Nope. Boss told me to do it again. I mean really, where am I supposed to find another four thousand fetuses?

I hear Eric Cartman can help you with that lack of foetuses.

 

[TotalLamer]

Printer Operator

 

[microAmp]

Originally posted by: Nik

Originally posted by: microAmp
I work at AMD fixing machines that test products not on the market yet.

lawl. I was actually serious though.

I'm being serious too. I do work at AMD as a maintenance technician.

Another funny thing, we have opposite signatures too...

 

[rh71]

mom says I can be anything I want to be.

 

[AyashiKaibutsu]

I maintain software for the air force (enlisted).

 

[Modelworks]

CG and VFX for media/movies.

 

[JJChicken]

Originally posted by: microAmp
I work at AMD fixing machines that test products not on the market yet.

thats awesomeness

 

[JJChicken]

Originally posted by: Riceninja
private wealth management

drug monayz?

 

[JJChicken]

Originally posted by: Stumps
IT Contractor for the Australian Government.

I'm from Australia too!

 

[JJChicken]

I'm an accountant.

 

[troytime]

i'm an SEO and social media manager

 

[BW86]

IT Specialist

 

[RKS]

I simply present facts, in light most favorable for our clients, in the expectation of a generous fee. (ambulance chaser) :laugh:

 

[jlee]

Originally posted by: Barack Obama
I'm an accountant.

And a talented quad-poster.

 

[hiromizu]

consultant