Originally posted by: theflyingpig
Originally posted by: Locut0s
Originally posted by: theflyingpig
I make my living slaughtering the innocent.
I tried that for a bit. Job sucks. Try calling in sick for one effing day after bringing in the severed heads of over a thousand school children. Boss said forget about it.
Often times a thousand is simply not enough. Many of my clients are trying to position themselves in a dictator or tyrant role, and to do so the population must fear them. I remember once I dragged the bodies of 4325 fetuses over a 15 mile stretch of road. It left a trail of body parts and blood that absolutely terrified the locals and put the client in prime position for a takeover. Did I get a day off after that? Nope. Boss told me to do it
again. I mean really, where am I supposed to find
another four thousand fetuses?