Post your favorite confession from grouphug.us

[conjur]

Is it me or is there no LINK?




:Q :Q

161470879 I masturbated in the airplane's toilet during a trans-atlantic fligh and I ejaculated into the sink, but forgot to wash it down. I think the guy that came after me knew what was going on.


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660550127 I like mastrubating, and porn. some people think that it's dirty but I get turned on on dirty stuff. my boyfriend broke up with me when I stole his porno. and his blow up doll...

 

[Indolent]

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In first grade I stole this kid's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle pencil sharpener.

 

[imported_Phil]

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I used to enjoy cracking one off at my desk in work

 

[jayXTP]

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I just applied for the job of php developer for this site. But I don't even know what php is.

 

[Cuda1447]

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My friend sent me naked pictures of herself over the internet in exchange for some pot. Her dad later found the pictures still on her hardrive, and our entire conversation.

I swore with "all my honor" that I deleted them, but, I never did

 

[TheToOTaLL]

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In the two years after my divorce, I slept with four married women, two who were engaged, and three who were in long-term relationships. I also slept with five women who were clients of the company where I worked. I was such a whore that I'd have sex with anyone who showed interest. I even screwed a fat, ugly, drunk lesbian who wanted to piss off the woman who'd just dumped her.

:Q

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i hit a car backing out of a parking space but since the car i hit was old and there was no damage to my car, i just left.

HAHA.... sounds familiar..... I let a friend drive my car back when I first started driving, and she did that when backing out of a parking space. There was SOME damage, but we just left :x


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My best friend (who is blind) but god damn, she is FVCKING HOT. Sometimes I would drop her home and "pretend" to leave by closing the front door to make it sound like I left. I would silently follow her into the shower and masturbate while sniffing her panties. I think she knows about this, as she leaves the washroom door wide open. Only me and her sister have extra keys to her appartment, and she knows I sometimes visit her without calling before I come. I kind of feel guilty about it. But hey, if you saw how hot this girl was, you would do it too.

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
123456789 One time I killed this guy who wouldn't stop posting worthless, pointless crap.

- M4H

Hahahahah....err...oh crap...:Q...serious????

/goes into hiding

 

[zer0burn]

I think a big reason I won't pursue a serious relationship with women is that I am afraid of inevitably farting around them and vice versa. I know its natural, but I think its still disgusting and I'm shy as it is. Sometimes I fart 10 times a night, and its not quiet. I eat healthy foods, but sometimes the odour is foul and toxic, and I wonder how anyone could look at me the same way after experiencing this. I don't know how people do it, or can be so cavalier about it. I have issues.

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[Rufio]

ahhahah

 

[QueHuong]

Lol..this is awful:

"i had a one night stand with this chick like 5 months ago...she just told me she was pregnant with my kid...i'm only 20 and i have no job because im in school full time. stupid biotch...i wanna just kick her in the stomach really hard...is that bad?"

Here's another one:

"I'm Chinese, and I don't speak Chinese. But every time I'm around a Chinese person, I feel threatened because I know that I'm a failure to the Chinese society. I also take karate, and it's this that gives me a false sense of comfort in knowing I'm doing something remotely Asian. "


Good god, these are great:

"I am sexually attracted to Kelly Osbourne."



"I am a systems admin for a large ISP and i read your email."

 

[cerebusPu]

i made my ex feel like absolute sh!t for cheating on me....I mean he felt like the lowest thing on earth. Little does he know I slept with two other people during our relationship.

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