Post your favorite confession from grouphug.us

[silverpig]

Originally posted by: alexjohnson16
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Last month my car broke down at the store, I didn't feel like walking, so I stole one of those Handycapped motorized shopping carts and rode it home, Then I sold it on Ebay.

Holy repost. I just posted that

 

[ElFenix]

609376958


I always take shits in my roomates's bathroom instead of my own. I think it's a territorial thing.

 

[Luagsch]

When I was a small kid (maybe 5 years old) I used to go to a mates house to play occasionally. I was at his house the once, alone in his room and I saw a little camera. I unzipped and took a pic of my willy, and put the camera back on the shelf.

I've never seen him since.

BWAHAHAHAAHAHA

EDIT forgot: that was 209602040

 

[pulse8]

517066931 "I cheated on my girlfriend with a coworker. I told my girlfriend we only just kissed, and acted remorseful, so she forgave me. I actually fondled her, and I don't feel bad about it. She was hot. "

hehehehe

 

[lukatmyshu]

766556830


When I failed out of college for the third time in the middle of my fifth year, my parents got a call from the school asking why they continued to send the school checks even though I wasn't enrolled.

I bullshited my parents into beleiving the school made a mistake and that it was a computer error. I even faked graduation by buying a cap and gown and walking. (it is a huge state school and they didnt even notice)

The kicker of it all is that after school was over I got a check for almost $10,000 which was the payment for my last semester at school. I kept it and have pretty much spent all of it at this point. I couldn't give it back to my parents, they would have known I didn't graduate.

--I thought it was me for a second

 

[MartyMcFly3]

965174537 I told my boyfriend I was pregnant,when I really wasnt so I could get the abortion money. Though I confessed before that happened

sounds familiar... :Q

 

[silverpig]

Originally posted by: lukatmyshu
766556830


When I failed out of college for the third time in the middle of my fifth year, my parents got a call from the school asking why they continued to send the school checks even though I wasn't enrolled.

I bullshited my parents into beleiving the school made a mistake and that it was a computer error. I even faked graduation by buying a cap and gown and walking. (it is a huge state school and they didnt even notice)

The kicker of it all is that after school was over I got a check for almost $10,000 which was the payment for my last semester at school. I kept it and have pretty much spent all of it at this point. I couldn't give it back to my parents, they would have known I didn't graduate.

--I thought it was me for a second

Heh, I already posted that one too...

735707624


One time in ninth grade I picked a fight with a kid with a gimp arm and he knocked me out with said arm.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Mani]

Originally posted by: silverpig
465737975


Last month my car broke down at the store, I didn't feel like walking, so I stole one of those Handycapped motorized shopping carts and rode it home, Then I sold it on Ebay.

lmao

 

[MartyMcFly3]

874618670 I stole the retarded people's lunches when i was 14. I was hungray and i figured the'd die soon anyhow.

 

[Kaervak]

162554688 I work for a major record label and know all about the issues surrounding Downloading but I still D/L and never buy CDs.
When I promo CD I i put it on the internet.
I'm ment to support the music biz but i hope they never win any of the cases they take out against P2P systems and i cried when Napster went down.
Oddly enough I'm not really sorry about my treachery, I just need to tell someone and the millions of internet users are handy.

AHAHAHAHAHAH.

 

[illusion88]

027112589

I'm a 26 year old chick and I have had (protected) sex with over 60 guys and a few girls too....try telling your new boyfriend something like that

 

[gopunk]

i love everything about her, i just dont want to have sex with her. this sucks

 

[flxnimprtmscl]

015324867 I used to drive around with my boyfriend and we would throw various stuff out the window at pedestrians at night. Once I hit a bum in the head with a broken cassette tape. Another time we took some tartar sauce from the restaurant where we had dinner, stuffed it into a condom, and threw it at this preppy guy outside a mall. I got to see the look on his face when it hit him squarely in the chest and he realized what it was (or appeared to be). It was priceless.

 

[SoylentGreen]

021872201 I always make fun of depressed teenagers ranting about suicide. I'd never confess to my friends how I'm just as depressed as those selfpitying morons, only a bit more

 

[Czar]

Originally posted by: Kaervak
162554688 I work for a major record label and know all about the issues surrounding Downloading but I still D/L and never buy CDs.
When I promo CD I i put it on the internet.
I'm ment to support the music biz but i hope they never win any of the cases they take out against P2P systems and i cried when Napster went down.
Oddly enough I'm not really sorry about my treachery, I just need to tell someone and the millions of internet users are handy.

AHAHAHAHAHAH.

my HERO!

 

[screw3d]

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i went to a new kids on the block concert...with my sister and my parents...and I am a guy. please help.

 

[us3rnotfound]

i am a person.

 

[Balt]

534384169 When I was about five, some kids at this playscheme I went to were having a dick fight. I told one of them that he got fifty points for kissing the other dude's knob. He did.


Ever notice how many of these confessions come from Brits/Aussies?

 

[CTrain]

Originally posted by: lukatmyshu
766556830


When I failed out of college for the third time in the middle of my fifth year, my parents got a call from the school asking why they continued to send the school checks even though I wasn't enrolled.

I bullshited my parents into beleiving the school made a mistake and that it was a computer error. I even faked graduation by buying a cap and gown and walking. (it is a huge state school and they didnt even notice)

The kicker of it all is that after school was over I got a check for almost $10,000 which was the payment for my last semester at school. I kept it and have pretty much spent all of it at this point. I couldn't give it back to my parents, they would have known I didn't graduate.

Actually I did that but it didn't cost my parents that much money and I did graduated.

I was just reaching my 6th year of college(my parents pretty mcuh paid for most of it) and I was to graduate.
I wasn't going to pass 1 class and I dropped it knowing I won't graduate.
So at the end of the semester, I made up this transcript on my computer saying that I met all requirements to graduate.
They then told me they would pay for a trip to anywhere.
So I convienvely went on a trip to Cali for 2 for basically the whole summer.
They wanted to go to graduation but I told them I already booked the trip.
Got away clean

When I did graduate next semester, I did told them though cause guilt for the best of me.

 

[Crazymofo]

I stretch for about 1-2 hours a day so I will eventually be able to fellate myself. I'm getting close, because if I stick my tongue out real far, I can almost reach. I hope that I will be able to do it someday.

Bwahahahaha thats a good enough reason to start stretching for me!!

 

[neilm]

342301815 A customer complained about his omellette so i made another one with the contents of the hoover bag - he loved it

272069407 My wife divorced me because I wasn't man enough to stand up to her.

267444316 I once pee'd on my girlfends back in the shower, the water was hot, she didn't notice.

668277585 I am always drunk at work so much so that when I show up sober people ask me if I'm o-kay.

 

[BigKev]

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i once crept into my roommates room and jumped on her bed but landed on her vibrator and started smelling it. i felt kinda gross but it didn't stop there. i saw what looked like dirty panties and decided to smell those too. needless to say, she was not anywhere near the apartment but i was still scared after doing that and went back to my room.

LMAO!!!!!!!

 

210521267 Last year I went on my friend's PC while he was in the shower. Ebay and Paypal were still logged in, as he had just been paying for some auctions. I decided to buy him some worn panties, which only had a few minutes left on the auction. I paid through Paypal, and deleted as much evidence of the transaction as I could. A week or so later he told me that some woman had posted her underwear to him, along with a saucy note which his girlfriend of 18 months had opened and read to him. Being the faithful type, he had no idea how this came about, but she got her stuff and left him anyway. To this day I have never told another soul, and he never figured out how this came about.

 

0935 i once stayed after school to make up a gym class i had missed, while i was there the new gym teacher (female) asked me to help her with something in the eqitment closet so i went in and we ended up going down on each other, since then we never talked about it but i know she has done it with other students. i cant tell administration because i will get into trouble for being involved and knowing about the others and not saying anything :Q

 

235021825 One time as I was driving, I hit a parked car as I was going around the corner. I left a note that said "There are people watching, so I'm leaving this note to make sure they think I'm leaving you my info. This way they won't remember me"

I think I got the idea from TV or a movie or something. :|