Geekbabe
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Originally posted by: Crazymofo
you're a little late on that one snow patrol!
ooops. I read the wholle of this thread, then went to the site and read some and posted it, so I guess it was posted that time
021872201 I always make fun of depressed teenagers ranting about suicide. I'd never confess to my friends how I'm just as depressed as those selfpitying morons, only a bit more.
Someone beat me to it, in that case...
732734019 I stretch for about 1-2 hours a day so I will eventually be able to fellate myself. I'm getting close, because if I stick my tongue out real far, I can almost reach. I hope that I will be able to do it someday.
hahahaha
Someone beat me to it, in that case...
732734019 I stretch for about 1-2 hours a day so I will eventually be able to fellate myself. I'm getting close, because if I stick my tongue out real far, I can almost reach. I hope that I will be able to do it someday.
hahahaha
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Where to begin?
I am 23 years old, still a virgin. Never had a girlfriend. Never been kissed either. Can't make up my mind whether I should care or not... I mean, I have a sexual drive, but I don't know if a sex life would be worth the hassle of having a woman. There is someone I do fancy though, a LOT?first time ever in my life. Too bad she's probably unattainable, and whilst she gives me the impression that she fancies me in turn, I just have a hard time fathoming it, and I'm scared that I (or she) will be hurt if I try something. I would never want to hurt her in any way, and one reason that I haven't truly told her that I truly like her is because I know I'm a pathetic, horrible person who would only make her sad.
I don't have a job. I don't have any motivation. My creativity is shot to hell. I can't keep my mind on one single thing for longer than 3 minutes. All I do is sit in front of the computer doing nothing all day long.
I want a job to get money. But I hate the thought of working. Everyone's like that I suppose, but they do at least have self-preservation skills; I do not. I don't do things that are necessary for my survival. I have been close to the brink of economic extinction innumerous times.
I hate my elitist, good-for-nothing mentality. I hate most people too, for being stupid. I think most people are beneath me, and at the same time I loathe myself for those thoughts, even though I "know" they are true.
I've contemplated taking my life many, many times. I've decided I'm too much of a coward for doing it... it's not that I feel it's a coward's way out or that my relatives would be sad, I just don't have the courage to hurt myself?it grosses me out. And it pisses me off.
I know a fair amount about most everything, but I don't master anything. I try my hand at being creative in more or less all the arts, although I know that I suck at it, and ultimately I end up being sickened by my own ineptitude.
I am lazy, I haven't done the dishes in 6 months. My kitchen is gross.
I'm tired of being broke all the time, but the thought of having to stand a job makes me want to kill myself. I don't think I'm capable to it.
Sex... it seems nice, but the daily thoughts of it sickens me because it's so pathetic to think of something like that all the time. Pointless.
I wish I could fall asleep and never again wake up.
I'm not horrible, I suppose... I am just a lousy, pathetic empty shell of a man with a demented mind.
---Me in six years.......
Where to begin?
I am 23 years old, still a virgin. Never had a girlfriend. Never been kissed either. Can't make up my mind whether I should care or not... I mean, I have a sexual drive, but I don't know if a sex life would be worth the hassle of having a woman. There is someone I do fancy though, a LOT?first time ever in my life. Too bad she's probably unattainable, and whilst she gives me the impression that she fancies me in turn, I just have a hard time fathoming it, and I'm scared that I (or she) will be hurt if I try something. I would never want to hurt her in any way, and one reason that I haven't truly told her that I truly like her is because I know I'm a pathetic, horrible person who would only make her sad.
I don't have a job. I don't have any motivation. My creativity is shot to hell. I can't keep my mind on one single thing for longer than 3 minutes. All I do is sit in front of the computer doing nothing all day long.
I want a job to get money. But I hate the thought of working. Everyone's like that I suppose, but they do at least have self-preservation skills; I do not. I don't do things that are necessary for my survival. I have been close to the brink of economic extinction innumerous times.
I hate my elitist, good-for-nothing mentality. I hate most people too, for being stupid. I think most people are beneath me, and at the same time I loathe myself for those thoughts, even though I "know" they are true.
I've contemplated taking my life many, many times. I've decided I'm too much of a coward for doing it... it's not that I feel it's a coward's way out or that my relatives would be sad, I just don't have the courage to hurt myself?it grosses me out. And it pisses me off.
I know a fair amount about most everything, but I don't master anything. I try my hand at being creative in more or less all the arts, although I know that I suck at it, and ultimately I end up being sickened by my own ineptitude.
I am lazy, I haven't done the dishes in 6 months. My kitchen is gross.
I'm tired of being broke all the time, but the thought of having to stand a job makes me want to kill myself. I don't think I'm capable to it.
Sex... it seems nice, but the daily thoughts of it sickens me because it's so pathetic to think of something like that all the time. Pointless.
I wish I could fall asleep and never again wake up.
I'm not horrible, I suppose... I am just a lousy, pathetic empty shell of a man with a demented mind.
---Me in six years.......
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when i was younger, i'd planned out how to kill my mother. i always hated her. then one day, i just moved out and never went back. she has no idea how lucky she was.... it was a really good plan.
when i was younger, i'd planned out how to kill my mother. i always hated her. then one day, i just moved out and never went back. she has no idea how lucky she was.... it was a really good plan.
silverpig
Lifer
- Jul 29, 2001
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Last year I went on my friend's PC while he was in the shower. Ebay and Paypal were still logged in, as he had just been paying for some auctions. I decided to buy him some worn panties, which only had a few minutes left on the auction. I paid through Paypal, and deleted as much evidence of the transaction as I could. A week or so later he told me that some woman had posted her underwear to him, along with a saucy note which his girlfriend of 18 months had opened and read to him. Being the faithful type, he had no idea how this came about, but she got her stuff and left him anyway. To this day I have never told another soul, and he never figured out how this came about.
Last year I went on my friend's PC while he was in the shower. Ebay and Paypal were still logged in, as he had just been paying for some auctions. I decided to buy him some worn panties, which only had a few minutes left on the auction. I paid through Paypal, and deleted as much evidence of the transaction as I could. A week or so later he told me that some woman had posted her underwear to him, along with a saucy note which his girlfriend of 18 months had opened and read to him. Being the faithful type, he had no idea how this came about, but she got her stuff and left him anyway. To this day I have never told another soul, and he never figured out how this came about.
mcveigh
Diamond Member
- Dec 20, 2000
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When I was in 7th grade I was wating in line for lunch at the cafeteria when I was suddenly pushed against this girl in front of me. I immediately got an erection which "grew" between the girls "cheeks". She looked back and I gave her a "It's not my fault I'm being pushed against you" look. Since she could tell that I was actually being pushed she didn't say anything. I left it "hitched" between her cheeks even after there was plenty of space behind me. Come to think of it, I hitched a ride all the way to the front of the line. The ironic part is they served hot dogs in a bun that day.
When I was in 7th grade I was wating in line for lunch at the cafeteria when I was suddenly pushed against this girl in front of me. I immediately got an erection which "grew" between the girls "cheeks". She looked back and I gave her a "It's not my fault I'm being pushed against you" look. Since she could tell that I was actually being pushed she didn't say anything. I left it "hitched" between her cheeks even after there was plenty of space behind me. Come to think of it, I hitched a ride all the way to the front of the line. The ironic part is they served hot dogs in a bun that day.
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I worked for two years at a Walgreens, I would chase down shoplifters and make sure they realized shoplifting was bad.
I stole my lunch from the candy and frozen foods section every day. probably $12 worth.
I worked for two years at a Walgreens, I would chase down shoplifters and make sure they realized shoplifting was bad.
I stole my lunch from the candy and frozen foods section every day. probably $12 worth.
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my stepfather's cat was so mean. i'm a catlover btw, but this cat was the spawn of satan. he would attack me and hiss at me. one time, he had me back into a corner. i grabbed a suitcase and hit him over the head. he didn't die or anything but he never messed with me again.
my stepfather's cat was so mean. i'm a catlover btw, but this cat was the spawn of satan. he would attack me and hiss at me. one time, he had me back into a corner. i grabbed a suitcase and hit him over the head. he didn't die or anything but he never messed with me again.
448749043 i once ate out a stripper while getting a lapdance. i know its grotty and you never know where she'd just been but i thought hell why not? felt bad later tho, on account of having a girlfriend. oh and my dad, at the next table, was less than amused.
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