News Pope Leo XIV thread

[Indus]

You know I think maybe the Papal Conclave should vote for him and make him the next Pope..

He'd do much less damage as a Pope than he would as a POTUS!

 

[FelixDeCat]

Saw this in a Catholic magazine:



I think the Conclave begins on Monday.

 

[HomerJS]

What would be the result if a Pope when asked if you had to follow the teachings of Christ he answered, “I don’t know”?

Would there be concern?

 

[pmv]

What would be the result if a Pope when asked if you had to follow the teachings of Christ he answered, “I don’t know”?

Would there be concern?

Father Dougal for Pope!

 

[HomerJS]

Father Dougal for Pope!

Guess you missed the subliminal message

 

[FelixDeCat]

Today is day 1 of the Conclave.

 

[IronWing]

I am going to look so dapper in my ruby slippers.

 

[FelixDeCat]

130 Cardinals voting, 1 will be Pope.

 

[IronWing]

My platform:
Expunge Paul and all his works from the Bible and doctrine.
Add the Book of Enoch to the Bible and declare it literal truth.

 

[Brovane]

Interesting read about the Vatican Finances.

The Vatican Financial Mess Pope Francis Couldn’t Fix

 

[nakedfrog]

Corruption in the Vatican's finances, how on-brand.

 

[MomentsofSanity]

There's a reason rumors flew around John Paul I dying so quick into his papacy...

 

[pmv]

If Bernie Sanders doesn't emerge as Pope I'm gonna claim it was fixed!

 

[IronWing]

If Bernie Sanders doesn't emerge as Pope I'm gonna claim it was fixed!

A Jewish pope makes more sense than Pope Donnie.

 

[FelixDeCat]

No one chosen

Day 2

 

[WelshBloke]

130 Cardinals voting, 1 will be Pope.

It would be much more entertaining if it was more like the Highlander film!

 

[IronWing]

White smoke! I guess I need to get my butt to Rome.

 

[Indus]

It would be much more entertaining if it was more like the Highlander film!

They did have the best intro song by Queen.. "Princes of the Universe"

 

[HomerJS]

So hoping it's a black one. Just to see right wingers heads explode calling the church woke.

 

[SteveGrabowski]

 

[Indus]

Pope Leo XIV is Robert Francis Prevost of the United States

https://twitter.com/x/status/1920528699662725479

 

[K1052]

Chicago pope!

 

[IronWing]

Rigged election! They burned the ballots, such bullshit.

 

[Brovane]

Pope Leo XIV is Robert Francis Prevost of the United States

https://twitter.com/x/status/1920528699662725479

I bet somebody is excited in the Oval.

 

[MomentsofSanity]

I bet somebody is excited in the Oval.

He won't be for long...