POLL: Wussiest car for a man to drive

[geno]

The New Beetle and the Cabrio are tied IMO...but the Beetle beats it out because of that super-feminine FLOWER VASE *blech* :|

 

[MichaelD]

Originally posted by: Nemesis77
Any SUV. Basically those vehicles just scream "Hey everybody, I'm insecure about my manhood and the size of my penis so I have to drive this huge-ass vehicle so I would look more intimidating".

What if your schlong is so big that you actually NEED the cargo space in an SUV to fit it in? Hahaha! I crack me up!

I disagree with your rationale, but you are entitled to your opinion. I drive a big, gas guzzling SUV. I off-road in it. I haul stuff. I USE it for it's intended purpose; not to pick up the soccer team at Sam's Club.

 

[Rahminator]

Got a 2000 jetta passed down to me from parents. Can't complain.

 

[guapo337]

sh!t!!!

we have a VW beetle at my house, and thats my main car for driving (even though it's not mine..)

 

[dullard]

Any SUV or pickup is very wussy for a man to drive. They don't have the guts to drive a small car. Anyone can drive those big things - but it takes a real man, a man with balls, to drive something like a Beetle. We know who is making up for a small penis with a large vehicle...

 

[Mr N8]

Originally posted by: dullard
Any SUV or pickup is very wussy for a man to drive. They don't have the guts to drive a small car. Anyone can drive those big things - but it takes a real man, a man with balls, to drive something like a Beetle. We know who is making up for a small penis with a large vehicle...

Seriously, a man driving a small car may not be compensating for anything, but he's not getting anything, either.

 

[dullard]

Seriously, a man driving a small car may not be compensating for anything, but he's not getting anything, either.

You should try the switch to a small car - sure the skanky women with multiple STDs won't want you anymore - but there are far better women who will be all over you.

 

[geno]

not to pick up the soccer team at Sam's Club.

what the hell would the soccer team be doing at Sam's Club anyways?

 

[spyordie007]

What about the Mid 90's base model ford mustang?!?

And WTF is your people's problem? I drive a New Beetle! I see nothing wrong with the 170 ft/lbs of torque in the base model!

Blah, I have nothing to worry about anyways, I'll bet 70 of those 72 votes against the beetles are kids who drive whatever mommy and daddy provide for them anyways

-Spy

 

[spyordie007]

and obviously you people have never heard of the Stud Bug

-Spy

 

[wake]

Le car.

pic

 

[MaxDepth]

mom's yellow station wagon or an Aries K, or worse - mom's yellow Aries K station wagon (no pic, too embarrased.)

 

[geno]

Originally posted by: MaxDepth
mom's yellow station wagon or an Aries K, or worse - mom's yellow Aries K station wagon (no pic, too embarrased.)

That's not an Aries, that's a Spirit

 

[Mr N8]

Originally posted by: dullard

Seriously, a man driving a small car may not be compensating for anything, but he's not getting anything, either.

You should try the switch to a small car - sure the skanky women with multiple STDs won't want you anymore - but there are far better women who will be all over you.

That's quite alright. I drive a real car. I've got a black / black Olds Aurora, and I wouldn't give it up for any small car.

 

[Desslok]

Originally posted by: Carbonyl
#1 without a doubt is the VW -Any year BMW 3 series -Any year MR2 -Any year convertable VW Golf -Any 60's era Corvair

Oh yea, the M3 is a real wuss of a car.

And WTF is your people's problem? I drive a New Beetle! I see nothing wrong with the 170 ft/lbs of torque in the base model!

Uhhh dude your car has a flower vase in it, that in itself makes it ghey. Hell even the turbo bug is lame.

 

[GasX]

The only straight male who would drive a VW Cabrio is one whose car has just broken down and has a wife about to give birth...

 

[Spamela]

only she-men drive the cheapo lexus. most VW's. the neon.

 

[spyordie007]

For For those of you who think the VW Beetle is a wussy car:
Here is a 500hp New VW Beetle that will do 0-60 in 4.2 seconds (from Motortrend)

-Spy

 

[GasX]

Originally posted by: spyordie007
For For those of you who think the VW Beetle is a wussy car:
Here is a 500hp New VW Beetle that will do 0-60 in 4.2 seconds (from Motortrend)

-Spy

It's for the gay man who is into performance cars...

 

[Rallispec]

any VW, new beetle more than others though.

next would be all the things in the RAV-4, CRV, Tracker category.

 

[BillGates]

Originally posted by: Mwilding

Originally posted by: spyordie007
For For those of you who think the VW Beetle is a wussy car:
Here is a 500hp New VW Beetle that will do 0-60 in 4.2 seconds (from Motortrend)

-Spy

It's for the gay man who is into performance cars...

Hahahaha

 

[RayH]

Toyota Echo

 

[Electric Amish]

Accord or Maxima should be on the list as well.

amish

 

[Zenmervolt]

Originally posted by: dullard

Seriously, a man driving a small car may not be compensating for anything, but he's not getting anything, either.

You should try the switch to a small car - sure the skanky women with multiple STDs won't want you anymore - but there are far better women who will be all over you.

Only problem is that once you switch it become hard as hell to take the couch to the dump or to haul a few hundred pounds of mulch or lumber, or to tow anything...

ZV

 

[SSP]

The Mini, Beetle... take your pick. I only see girls driving them.