Originally posted by: Chaotic42
Originally posted by: OsoVerde
Originally posted by: preslove
Knock on their door: "Seriously girls, your relationship appears to be missing something because of this constant fighting. And by "something," I mean my penis. I've brought some beer, and my penis, so lets let the sexual healing begin."
I don't have a penis.
Then you will never know the joys of peeing while standing up...
I'm so sorry. I'll have to spill a little on the ground in mourning.
Women have learned how to do this.
I can't imagine why though. If I had a good excuse to sit down to pee, I would... Bring a book, sit back and relax...
Honestly, I'd go for a bike ride and move when I got the chance. People are retarded, pointing this out to them generally doesn't help, and often exacerbates the situation.
The other option would be to do something anooying in return, such as a powerful subwoofer against the brick playing a prolonged sine wave sweep at high db.