*POLL* My neighbors are fighting...

[OsoVerde]

I live in a rented property and my next door neighbors are a lesbian couple that fight on a regular basis. All of us are students at the nearby college. They yell so loudly that the brick wall between our units doesn't do much to separate me from the fight beyond knocking it down a few decibels. I can usually make out most of what they say and want to yell back sarcastic responses. The neighbors are pretty cool to chat with and I like them most of the time, but they're really annoying when they're angry at each other and one throws loud tantrums whenever she's ticked off. I'm allowing them to leech off my wireless because they're too poor to get their own damn internet (and still afford Bud Lite) and one of them would come over and beg to use my computer whenever she had online homework due. I definitely plan to move when my lease is up because the landlord is a d-bag and a slumlord, in addition to the neighbors being obnoxious.

In the meantime, I should... ?

 

[doze]

:camera:

edit: assuming they are the "good" kind of lesbians that is

 

[mrSHEiK124]

Yell back sarcastic retorts for 500 Alex

 

[SmoochyTX]

Crank up the stereo.

 

[imported_cheapdude]

Bring camcorder over and get ready for their make up sex.

 

[oztrailrider]

I have neighbours like that in the building next door. They usually end up screaming at each other out in the street. I always crank up the stereo. It must be worse considering there is only a wall between you.

 

[40sTheme]

Yell back sarcastic retorts. Think of something real good too. I have something good but I'm not going to say it to ANYONE. Cause it's mean.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Record it and post an MP3 here!

- M4H

 

[misle]

I would crank the stereo, unless they get violent, then call the cops.

 

[SonnyDaze]

Originally posted by: OsoVerde
I live in a rented property and my next door neighbors are a lesbian couple that fight on a regular basis. All of us are students at the nearby college. They yell so loudly that the brick wall between our units doesn't do much to separate me from the fight beyond knocking it down a few decibels. I can usually make out most of what they say and want to yell back sarcastic responses. The neighbors are pretty cool to chat with and I like them most of the time, but they're really annoying when they're angry at each other and one throws loud tantrums whenever she's ticked off. I'm allowing them to use me for my wireless because they're too poor to get their own damn internet (and still afford Bud Lite) and one of them would come over and use me for my computer whenever she had online homework due. I definitely plan to move when my lease is up because the landlord is a d-bag and a slumlord, in addition to the neighbors being obnoxious.

In the meantime, I should...stop getting walked on by these freaks of nature?

Fixed. And yes that would be a good start.

 

[40sTheme]

Originally posted by: SonnyDaze

Originally posted by: OsoVerde
I live in a rented property and my next door neighbors are a lesbian couple that fight on a regular basis. All of us are students at the nearby college. They yell so loudly that the brick wall between our units doesn't do much to separate me from the fight beyond knocking it down a few decibels. I can usually make out most of what they say and want to yell back sarcastic responses. The neighbors are pretty cool to chat with and I like them most of the time, but they're really annoying when they're angry at each other and one throws loud tantrums whenever she's ticked off. I'm allowing them to use me for my wireless because they're too poor to get their own damn internet (and still afford Bud Lite) and one of them would come over and use me for my computer whenever she had online homework due. I definitely plan to move when my lease is up because the landlord is a d-bag and a slumlord, in addition to the neighbors being obnoxious.

In the meantime, I should...stop getting walked on by these freaks of nature?

Fixed. And yes that would be a good start.

 

[ultimatebob]

Are these two women at least somewhat attractive looking? If so, recommend that they settle their dispute with a few rounds of hot oil wrestling!

 

[Hyperlite]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Record it and post an MP3 here!

- M4H

i like that one.

 

[OsoVerde]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Record it and post an MP3 here!

- M4H

That would mostly be a lot of exchanges of "fsck you" and "you're being a beeyotch, " not very interesting.

 

[bennylong]

I assume these are butch or you wouldn't be asking?

 

[OsoVerde]

Originally posted by: SonnyDaze

Originally posted by: OsoVerde
I live in a rented property and my next door neighbors are a lesbian couple that fight on a regular basis. All of us are students at the nearby college. They yell so loudly that the brick wall between our units doesn't do much to separate me from the fight beyond knocking it down a few decibels. I can usually make out most of what they say and want to yell back sarcastic responses. The neighbors are pretty cool to chat with and I like them most of the time, but they're really annoying when they're angry at each other and one throws loud tantrums whenever she's ticked off. I'm allowing them to use me for my wireless because they're too poor to get their own damn internet (and still afford Bud Lite) and one of them would come over and use me for my computer whenever she had online homework due. I definitely plan to move when my lease is up because the landlord is a d-bag and a slumlord, in addition to the neighbors being obnoxious.

In the meantime, I should...stop getting walked on by these freaks of nature?

Fixed. And yes that would be a good start.

Jerry Falwell, is that you?:|

 

[GTaudiophile]

Can you record the make up sex...if they're hot???

 

[bondboy]

I'm not voting until I see some pics.

 

[Juno]

lawnchair + popcorn + beer = teh winnars

 

[OsoVerde]

Originally posted by: doze
:camera:

edit: assuming they are the "good" kind of lesbians that is

They're the good kind to me, but probably not to you.

Originally posted by: bennylong
I assume these are butch or you wouldn't be asking?

What's wrong with butches? :Q

 

[TheChort]

Originally posted by: SonnyDaze

Originally posted by: OsoVerde
I live in a rented property and my next door neighbors are a lesbian couple that fight on a regular basis. All of us are students at the nearby college. They yell so loudly that the brick wall between our units doesn't do much to separate me from the fight beyond knocking it down a few decibels. I can usually make out most of what they say and want to yell back sarcastic responses. The neighbors are pretty cool to chat with and I like them most of the time, but they're really annoying when they're angry at each other and one throws loud tantrums whenever she's ticked off. I'm allowing them to use me for my wireless because they're too poor to get their own damn internet (and still afford Bud Lite) and one of them would come over and use me for my computer whenever she had online homework due. I definitely plan to move when my lease is up because the landlord is a d-bag and a slumlord, in addition to the neighbors being obnoxious.

In the meantime, I should...stop getting walked on by these freaks of nature?

Fixed. And yes that would be a good start.

I agree with Sonny on this one.
I'm not saying stop giving them leaching rights. Since you've already ok'ed it, you would be an ass if you took it back. But I am saying to be more careful in the future with what you let them use you for.

so, for now, you must yell back sarcastic retorts

 

[preslove]

Knock on their door: "Seriously girls, your relationship appears to be missing something because of this constant fighting. And by "something," I mean my penis. I've brought some beer, and my penis, so lets let the sexual healing begin."

 

[OsoVerde]

Originally posted by: GTaudiophile
Can you record the make up sex...if they're hot???

I don't think they have sex much. Dunno why they're together since they seem constantly annoyed by each other.

 

[OsoVerde]

Originally posted by: preslove
Knock on their door: "Seriously girls, your relationship appears to be missing something because of this constant fighting. And by "something," I mean my penis. I've brought some beer, and my penis, so lets let the sexual healing begin."

I don't have a penis.

 

[preslove]

Originally posted by: OsoVerde

Originally posted by: preslove
Knock on their door: "Seriously girls, your relationship appears to be missing something because of this constant fighting. And by "something," I mean my penis. I've brought some beer, and my penis, so lets let the sexual healing begin."

I don't have a penis.

Wait, wait, wait... why aren't you having a hot lesbian three way with them right now? Do you own a camcorder?

I implore you to make ATOT history...