*POLL* My neighbors are fighting...

[SmoochyTX]

Originally posted by: OsoVerde

Originally posted by: preslove
Knock on their door: "Seriously girls, your relationship appears to be missing something because of this constant fighting. And by "something," I mean my penis. I've brought some beer, and my penis, so lets let the sexual healing begin."

I don't have a penis.

I was going to say something but never mind.

 

[postmortemIA]

Originally posted by: SmoochyTX

Originally posted by: OsoVerde

Originally posted by: preslove
Knock on their door: "Seriously girls, your relationship appears to be missing something because of this constant fighting. And by "something," I mean my penis. I've brought some beer, and my penis, so lets let the sexual healing begin."

I don't have a penis.

I was going to say something but never mind.

such as get one?

Mine's on sale this week

 

[ultimatebob]

Man... I got hosed. My neighbors are old folks with loud dogs! Why couldn't I have some angry lesbians instead?

 

[neutralizer]

Originally posted by: preslove

Originally posted by: OsoVerde

Originally posted by: preslove
Knock on their door: "Seriously girls, your relationship appears to be missing something because of this constant fighting. And by "something," I mean my penis. I've brought some beer, and my penis, so lets let the sexual healing begin."

I don't have a penis.

Wait, wait, wait... why aren't you having a hot lesbian three way with them right now? Do you own a camcorder?

I implore you to make ATOT history...

Such a brilliant idea.

 

[SmoochyTX]

Originally posted by: postmortemIA

Originally posted by: SmoochyTX

Originally posted by: OsoVerde

Originally posted by: preslove
Knock on their door: "Seriously girls, your relationship appears to be missing something because of this constant fighting. And by "something," I mean my penis. I've brought some beer, and my penis, so lets let the sexual healing begin."

I don't have a penis.

I was going to say something but never mind.

such as get one?

Mine's on sale this week

Sold!

 

[TheChort]

Originally posted by: preslove

Originally posted by: OsoVerde

Originally posted by: preslove
Knock on their door: "Seriously girls, your relationship appears to be missing something because of this constant fighting. And by "something," I mean my penis. I've brought some beer, and my penis, so lets let the sexual healing begin."

I don't have a penis.

Wait, wait, wait... why aren't you having a hot lesbian three way with them right now? Do you own a camcorder?

I implore you to make ATOT history...

1. Pics of the OP
2. Pics of neighbors
3. ...
4. Pics of #3
5. I profit

 

[Canai]

Originally posted by: cheapdude
Bring camcorder over and get ready for their make up sex.

 

[OsoVerde]

Originally posted by: ultimatebob
Man... I got hosed. My neighbors are old folks with loud dogs! Why couldn't I have some angry lesbians instead?

They have a yappy dog.

 

[oldman420]

knock on the door next time and let em know that they are being overheard and the embarrassment should quiet em down.

 

[AgaBoogaBoo]

Stream their arguments to AT, then give them a piece of paper with a link to it

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: TheChort

Originally posted by: preslove

Originally posted by: OsoVerde

Originally posted by: preslove
Knock on their door: "Seriously girls, your relationship appears to be missing something because of this constant fighting. And by "something," I mean my penis. I've brought some beer, and my penis, so lets let the sexual healing begin."

I don't have a penis.

Wait, wait, wait... why aren't you having a hot lesbian three way with them right now? Do you own a camcorder?

I implore you to make ATOT history...

1. Pics of the OP
2. Pics of neighbors
3. ...
4. Video of #3
5. I profit

FIXED

- M4H

 

[MegaVovaN]

Originally posted by: AgaBoogaBoo
Stream their arguments to AT, then give them a piece of paper with a link to it

 

[Siddhartha]

Originally posted by: OsoVerde
I live in a rented property and my next door neighbors are a lesbian couple that fight on a regular basis. All of us are students at the nearby college. They yell so loudly that the brick wall between our units doesn't do much to separate me from the fight beyond knocking it down a few decibels. I can usually make out most of what they say and want to yell back sarcastic responses. The neighbors are pretty cool to chat with and I like them most of the time, but they're really annoying when they're angry at each other and one throws loud tantrums whenever she's ticked off. I'm allowing them to leech off my wireless because they're too poor to get their own damn internet (and still afford Bud Lite) and one of them would come over and beg to use my computer whenever she had online homework due. I definitely plan to move when my lease is up because the landlord is a d-bag and a slumlord, in addition to the neighbors being obnoxious.

In the meantime, I should... ?

Mind your own business

 

[wetcat007]

Moltav Cocktail ftw!

 

[OsoVerde]

Originally posted by: preslove

Originally posted by: OsoVerde

Originally posted by: preslove
Knock on their door: "Seriously girls, your relationship appears to be missing something because of this constant fighting. And by "something," I mean my penis. I've brought some beer, and my penis, so lets let the sexual healing begin."

I don't have a penis.

Wait, wait, wait... why aren't you having a hot lesbian three way with them right now? Do you own a camcorder?

I implore you to make ATOT history...

If I were turned on by people screaming angrily at each other, don't you think I'd be wanking or propositioning them right now instead of complaining on ATOT?

It would have been pretty amusing to see ATOT's reaction to a butch threesome when they were expecting to see something out of their porn collections, though.:laugh:

 

[OsoVerde]

Originally posted by: oldman420
knock on the door next time and let em know that they are being overheard and the embarrassment should quiet em down.

Oh, I've done that. Doesn't do anything. One of them told me I can interrupt fights (probably because she doesn't want the cops called). Whenever I try she tells me I'm being nosy, I tell her that maybe she should yell more quietly if she doesn't want the entire neighborhood to know.

 

[toolboxolio]

Definitely crank up the stereo man.

That is the best option if you want to send a message by taking the higher road.

 

[BooGiMaN]

Originally posted by: OsoVerde

Originally posted by: preslove
Knock on their door: "Seriously girls, your relationship appears to be missing something because of this constant fighting. And by "something," I mean my penis. I've brought some beer, and my penis, so lets let the sexual healing begin."

I don't have a penis.

well that narrows it down..

so you are either a girl or married to a bossy wife

 

[FoBoT]

Originally posted by: OsoVerde


In the meantime, I should... ?

take :camera:'s

i assume they are changing into scanty negligee's before the fighting begins

 

[FoBoT]

Originally posted by: BooGiMaN

Originally posted by: OsoVerde

Originally posted by: preslove
Knock on their door: "Seriously girls, your relationship appears to be missing something because of this constant fighting. And by "something," I mean my penis. I've brought some beer, and my penis, so lets let the sexual healing begin."

I don't have a penis.

well that narrows it down..

so you are either a girl or married to a bossy wife

most people named "Elizabeth" aren't married to a bossy "wife"

 

[Chaotic42]

Originally posted by: OsoVerde

Originally posted by: preslove
Knock on their door: "Seriously girls, your relationship appears to be missing something because of this constant fighting. And by "something," I mean my penis. I've brought some beer, and my penis, so lets let the sexual healing begin."

I don't have a penis.

Then you will never know the joys of peeing while standing up...

I'm so sorry. I'll have to spill a little on the ground in mourning.

 

[So]

Next time they fight, have a sabre saw on hand, and cut a circular hole in the wall. Stick your head through and repeat to them their conversation. Then tell them to keep their godd*mn fights quieter and hang a picture over the hole. It'd be worth the repair bill to see the looks on their faces.

Also, make sure you cut between studs and conduits.

 

[Kelemvor]

Tell them you won't report them if you get a free show every so often.

But I'd probably yell back sarcastic remarks as long as you're friends with them.

 

[MisterJackson]

Originally posted by: So
Next time they fight, have a sabre saw on hand, and cut a circular hole in the wall. Stick your head through and repeat to them their conversation. Then tell them to keep their godd*mn fights quieter and hang a picture over the hole. It'd be worth the repair bill to see the looks on their faces.

Also, make sure you cut between studs and conduits.

Yeah.....that sabre saw should cut RIGHT through that brick wall she mentioned :roll:

 

[So]

Originally posted by: MisterJackson

Originally posted by: So
Next time they fight, have a sabre saw on hand, and cut a circular hole in the wall. Stick your head through and repeat to them their conversation. Then tell them to keep their godd*mn fights quieter and hang a picture over the hole. It'd be worth the repair bill to see the looks on their faces.

Also, make sure you cut between studs and conduits.

Yeah.....that sabre saw should cut RIGHT through that brick wall she mentioned :roll:

Missed the word 'brick'