Poll: Cat or Dog?

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NFS4

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Originally posted by: Syringer
Originally posted by: NFS4
Cat's are fuggin' USELESS!!!

You don't have See and Eye Cats or Rescue Cats or Drug Sniffing Cats? Why?? Because they are useless loners who are the animal kingdom equivalent of a 40 year old computer nerd virgin who like to stay at home and sleep all day.

You can take a dog for a walk. You can take a dog in your car for a drive without of getting your eyes gouged out if someone honks their horn. Better yet, most dogs actually LISTEN when you call them or ask them to do something.

Cats are always have that "Why the F@CK are you talking to me; I'm trying to sleep motherf*&ker" look on their face.

Dogs are dirty. They slobber all over you and don't care to be clean.

Have you ever seen a dog clean up after itself?

We take our dogs outside...they crap in the backyard (good fertalizer:p). And my dogs don't slober.
 

LiekOMG

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Dogs by far!

Every year during the summer I have stray cats in heat come into my backyard and pee all over my window - every day! Do you have any idea how BAD that stuff smells? I wish i could grab that damned cat and ring its little neck.....
 

jaeger66

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Cats are regal, graceful, and dignified. Well until they get a hold of some catnip or want to sit in your lap. Dogs are just annoying.
 

NFS4

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Originally posted by: Digobick
Cats, because dogs are dumber than dirt and can't think for themselves.

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My two dogs (Toy Poodles age 3 and age 5 months) combined are smarter than 10 cats.

 

NFS4

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Originally posted by: jaeger66
Cats are regal, graceful, and dignified. Well until they get a hold of some catnip or want to sit in your lap. Dogs are just annoying.

If you ever go blind or have epileptic seizures, I hope you find a "smart" cat to take care of you. Hehehe:p

Cat's are too damn stupid to do anything useful other than eat, sleep, and sh!t.
 

jaeger66

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Originally posted by: NFS4


If you ever go blind or have epileptic seizures, I hope you find a "smart" cat to take care of you. Hehehe:p

Cat's are too damn stupid to do anything useful other than eat, sleep, and sh!t.

I prefer to think that cats simply have too much dignity to allow themselves to be enslaved. :) Actually, pigs are smarter than either one.
 

ultimatebob

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Cats aren't stupid, they just have a different personality type. While most dogs act like the human is THEIR master, cats know that THEY are in charge and that humans only exist to serve THEM :)

You CAN train cats to do tricks, however, but it's almost impossible to do so without giving them a reward. I thought my cat to speak on demand for it's food, but it took a few weeks of training.
 

StageLeft

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I had a great dog growing up. I bought cats in university becase they are easy to take care of. I've since taken care of a dog over a weekend and somebody else's dog and I can say the answer to your poll is cats. Dogs are great and all and nicer than cats for companionship. But damn what a pain in the ass those things are. They need to crap and piss, always all over you. And the big ones stink to high heaven.
 

ElFenix

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cats are slighyl better apartment/working people pets. now if i could train a dog to sh!t in a box i'd get one.
 

gooseman

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We have 5 cats and a dog. I like the cats better because they can basically take care of themselves. Throw them some food once a day and they take care of the rest.