Originally posted by: Syringer
Originally posted by: NFS4
Cat's are fuggin' USELESS!!!
You don't have See and Eye Cats or Rescue Cats or Drug Sniffing Cats? Why?? Because they are useless loners who are the animal kingdom equivalent of a 40 year old computer nerd virgin who like to stay at home and sleep all day.
You can take a dog for a walk. You can take a dog in your car for a drive without of getting your eyes gouged out if someone honks their horn. Better yet, most dogs actually LISTEN when you call them or ask them to do something.
Cats are always have that "Why the F@CK are you talking to me; I'm trying to sleep motherf*&ker" look on their face.
Dogs are dirty. They slobber all over you and don't care to be clean.
Have you ever seen a dog clean up after itself?
Originally posted by: Digobick
Cats, because dogs are dumber than dirt and can't think for themselves.
Originally posted by: jaeger66
Cats are regal, graceful, and dignified. Well until they get a hold of some catnip or want to sit in your lap. Dogs are just annoying.
Originally posted by: NFS4
If you ever go blind or have epileptic seizures, I hope you find a "smart" cat to take care of you. Hehehe
Cat's are too damn stupid to do anything useful other than eat, sleep, and sh!t.
Originally posted by: Skoorb
And the big ones stink to high heaven.
Originally posted by: aves2k
Originally posted by: Skoorb
And the big ones stink to high heaven.
You got that right!