I went to a concert on Friday night, this kid in front of me in the bar line asks if he can buy me a drink. I look at him and say "you want to buy me a drink?" and he says yeah, it's his birthday, so he wants to buy someone a drink. I told him that I think it's supposed to work the other way, and that my birthday is coming up soon too. He asks how old I'll be, so I tell him forty-eight. Then I ask him how old he is, it's his 21st birthday. I told him sure, he can buy me a drink, and maybe I'll get him back later in the evening.
We ended up chatting a bit in between bands, still not entirely sure if he was trying to pick me up (he's literally younger than my youngest kid, so... like, even if I were single, that's just a hard no).