1. no one here has gotten a ticket
Of course I have, and I deserved it.
2. if you have, you enjoyed it, and you didnt want to get out of it
Hello, you ain't supposed to enjoy it. Out of it? LOL!
3. you love getting annoyed by pigs
They are not pigs, you should save that for yourself. Hey, they are
doing thier job.
4. youve never had a beer under the age of 21, or 18, because that would violate "the law"
Now that you have noticed how foolish you are, you are trying to drag others down with you.
Shoot, I had a beer, but I did so with alot more responsibility than you have shown, and
without endangering others.