Pig With No Radar~ What Now?

[Alastor82]

*Names have been changed to protect the innocent*

So I'm in the van, w/ twiggy, thomas, borton, and zo, heading down sheridan going 65 in a 40. I see the pig pass me coming towards me, and i say "oh fvck that was a pig"
"nah it wasnt" said zo.
"yeah zo, I must have just imagined the text on the side that said 'amherst police'"
Then as the pig is like 500 feet behind us, I notice him brake, & I say
"see zo, the car thats braking, thats the pig, hes braking now. oh sh!t, is he turning around?"
"no hes not turning around spence, dont worry about it" zo says.
So I start speeding back up to about 65, then twiggy said
"hey theres a car coming up really fast"
"oh sh!t" I said, as I slowed down to 50. The car was riding my ass for about 200 feet, and then twiggy says
"oh its just a minivan"
So I sped back up to around 62, and left the "minivan" in the dust. Turns out, the minivan was that very same pig that zo said WASNT turning around, and the same pig that twiggy said was a MINIVAN. He put on his lights, & pulled me over.

"hey there hot shot, I need to see your license and registration" says officer spam.
T fishes it out, and hands it to me, and I give it to the pig, who then proceeds to waddle back to his car, and comes back 10 minutes later w/ the ticket. 62 in a 45 I get. Needless to say, its like 75% zos fault, 20% twiggys fault, and 5% my fault. I fvcking hate pigs. :|

The pig didn't actually get me with a radar gun, cause my radar detector was silent. I have a "pre-trial hearing" coming up in a few weeks. What should I do ?

 

[gopunk]

stop speeding would come to mind...

 

[Nutdotnet]

You are going to pay the fine and quit speeding.

A judge is not going to giving a flying fsck if you tell them that your radar detector did not go off. All the cop has to say is that his radar was on and that is that.

Not trying to be rude, but next time you may want to listen to yourself more than listening to your friends.

 

[Alastor82]

Speed limits in effect were made many years ago. Safety improvements in cars have made the current "safe" speeds obsolete. I refuse to do something just because "its what the sign says". If you were walking down the street and there was a sign that said "no pants beyond this point", would you do it?

 

[LoneWolf1]

Invest in a new radar dector!

 

[PrinceofWands]

Get over yourself and your bvllsh1t juvenille us vs them mentality. You broke the law, pay up or get out. Those people are making half as much as network techs for being attacked, shot at, pissed on, puked on, and insulted 24/7. I hope you get the largest fine they offer. Have a nice day.


Oh yeah, and smack your friends for screwing up like that...a passengers only job in a car is to watch for police and they screwed up, I say fire them as friends.

 

[Alastor82]

In my area, the pigs would bludgeon an old lady for jaywalking, because they've got nothing better to do. Lonewolf, My radar detector didnt go off cause he didnt have his gun on. He "matched speed" with me. I dunno how it works in canada princeofcock, but here in the US, you can buy your way out of crimes. I just wanna find out the best way to do so.

 

[gopunk]

Speed limits in effect were made many years ago. Safety improvements in cars have made the current "safe" speeds obsolete. I refuse to do something just because "its what the sign says". If you were walking down the street and there was a sign that said "no pants beyond this point", would you do it?

hey go ahead and refuse, but i think you now see what happens when you decide to disregard the law.

and to answer your question, no i wouldn't, because it isn't the law.

 

[gopunk]

but here in the US, you can buy your way out of crimes. I just wanna find out the best way to do so.

buying your way out of a speeding ticket is stupid. not worth the time and effort.

 

[woodly6]

Dont Speed! What are you gonno do move to an Anarchist/Policy free sovrign and live out the rest of your years speeding in school zones!

 

[Alastor82]

Speed limits were designed with safety as the first priority. Cars have gotten safer, so speed limits should increase as well. Its simple logic I think even my cat would understand (and he licks himself all day).

 

[JohnnyKnoxville]

Isn't it a little hard to speed when your 1974 Chevy Nova is sitting up on blocks in the trailerpark?

 

[gopunk]

Speed limits were designed with safety as the first priority. Cars have gotten safer, so speed limits should increase as well. Its simple logic I think even my cat would understand (and he licks himself all day).

tell it to the judge, seriously. if you really think that's going to make a difference, go ahead and say that.

on another note, if you feel the speed limits are too low, you should either

a.) lobby to have them raised or
b.) shut the hell up and pay your fine.

 

[PrinceofWands]

hahahahhaa, not only are you so completely juvenile that you think somehow insulting police is impressive, not only are you so arrogant that you think you shouldn't be bound by the same laws as everyone else...but now you're too utterly brainless to click on my profile to see that I'm in Vancouver WASHINGTON...not Canada.


And on a side note I'd like to remind everyone that attitudes like this are the #1 leading cause of America svcking a$$ like it does. Oh well, I'm comforted knowing people with his mentality get killed or go to jail while still too young to inflict much real damage.

 

[PrinceofWands]

I'm feeling confrontational tonight, in case you couldn't tell.

 

[narzy]

<< Speed limits in effect were made many years ago. Safety improvements in cars have made the current "safe" speeds obsolete. I refuse to do something just because "its what the sign says". If you were walking down the street and there was a sign that said "no pants beyond this point", would you do it? >>



you are so full of sh!t you don't know WTF your talking about. speed limits are set for a reason if you dont want to fallow them your FSKING yourself. and I have no pitty. I'm gonna love when you get banned and say "just cause it was in the rules dont me "I" have to fallow it those mods are wacked!" your crazy dood!

 

[Alastor82]

Obviously I'm not gonna say that to the judge. Unlike others, I'm not a pansy-ass bitch who just bends over and lets the government mooch hard earned cash.

 

[gopunk]

Obviously I'm not gonna say that to the judge. Unlike others, I'm not a pansy-ass bitch who just bends over and lets the government mooch hard earned cash.

no, you're just a pansy-ass bitch who likes to mouth off to strangers on the internet but is too pussy to say what he thinks in real life.

and i don't let the government take money from me like they will from you.

 

[narzy]

<< Obviously I'm not gonna say that to the judge. Unlike others, I'm not a pansy-ass bitch who just bends over and lets the government mooch hard earned cash. >>



aparently you are a pansy ass bitch, cause your the one speeding allowing them to take your hard earned cash, your "hard earned" drivers license, and your "hard earned" pento.(aka car if your to stupid to figure it out.)

 

[PrinceofWands]

Yeah those welfare checks really take it outta ya, don't they? At least pimping your mom brings in a steady stream of quarters for your crack jar.


btw i'm having a blast getting out all my pent up aggression here, please don't take it personally, i'm just on a roll.

 

[compuwiz1]

How old are you, 16? Your attitude and disregard toward law enforcement officers shows your immaturity. These "Pigs" as you call them, may someday be called out to save your life. Would you then have the same attitude? I personally like the fact that they crack down and keep the immature A-Holes from going 50MPH in a 25 on my street, jeopardizing the safety of my neighbor's small children. (The speeders). It's time for you to grow up and be responsible. The laws exist for the safety of other drivers, as well as your own. :|

 

[gopunk]

btw, what kind of car do you drive? just curious.

 

[Alastor82]

Princeofwang, you assume that because I don't like to pay fines for bullsh!t speeding tickets, that its a reason to assume I pimp my mom? Holy idiocy.

 

[PrinceofWands]

Hey Alastor just noticed your sig btw...that kicks A$$.

 

[woodly6]

<< I don't like to pay fines for bullsh!t speeding tickets, >>



YOU WERE SPEEDING

Wheres the bullsh!t?