I get screwed on the #2 part all the time, and it's really dissillusioned me to playing poker. For instance, I had someone with a 2-9 off-suit hit when only a 2 flopped, so they stayed in with a pair of 2s. After the turn, she got another 9 which gave her 2-pair. Again she kept up with the bets even though some were raising, and there was a K and a J also on the table. She got a 2 on the river, and I knew the only cards she could have beat me with were a 2-9, and I KNEW she wouldn't have bet as much as she bet after the flop and the turn with only a 2-9 in her hand, so I thought for sure I had her beat. It was a stupid play on her part IMO, but she won, so I guess I'm the dumb one.
I haven't played since. Maybe Phil should look into another line of work.