PhD student: TSA agent touched my vagina

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iRONic

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He likely was supplied the underwear bomb by the CIA, and TSA was instructed to clear him onto the plane and cause the scare so they could allow for the much needed full body scanners to begin clearing people to fly.
Should have quit when you were behind.
 

rivan

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Maybe copy El Al's approach. While tedious, no groping needed. Just lots of questions, checking documents, bomb-checking of all luggage (to include dogs and decompression chambers), etc., etc.

If there was any airline security that works, it's El Al. How many El Al airplanes have been hijacked since 1970?

Because the ACLU would tie up the racial profiliing El Al uses for who knows how long.

Also, according to Wikipedia, they spend $100 mill annually for fly ~3 million people. We have ~800 million passengers annually - assuming no efficiency of scale (it IS the US Gov't we're talking about), that's $26 billion annually.
 

lxskllr

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Because the ACLU would tie up the racial profiliing El Al uses for who knows how long.

Also, according to Wikipedia, they spend $100 mill annually for fly ~3 million people. We have ~800 million passengers annually - assuming no efficiency of scale (it IS the US Gov't we're talking about), that's $26 billion annually.

Or we could quit giving Israel money, and quit droning villages. After yanking the TSA nonsense, we'd be flush with money. Maybe we could fix our bridges or something...
 

Murloc

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In fairness, if you're getting a full-body patdown, they need to grab your junk to ensure that you aren't hiding anything. Our squeamishness about our privates means that it's the most obvious place to hide any contraband since it's the least likely to be investigated. I'm not saying that I agree with the TSA, as I think the entire organization is a colossal waste of resources, but if they're going to be violating our privacy in the name of security, they better violate it properly.
This.
If you really want body scanners and full body pat downs, this is how you do it.
Otherwise just repeal these extremist security laws.
 

twinrider1

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She's way too uptight about it.
I'd hate to be her gynecologist.
 
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SlowSpyder

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Bullshit.

White girl traveling with Mom are not going to be smuggling bombs onto an airplane.

Arab woman in full burkah or whatever it's called...much more likely...at least in America.

In other countries, maybe the whities would be apt to blow shit up. When was the last time a whitey threatened a domestic flight?

If we were to do some smart profiling and focus our attentions where they should be focused, we wouldn't need this bullshit illusion of security.

When was the last time explosives were caught at the personal screening security checkpoint? Never, that's when.

The TSA is the first step toward tyranny.


I'm reading between the lines here. You're white male and you want a quick ball pat and love tug from TSA-like security agents whenever you go to pick up your kid from school, go to the movies, or rent a u-haul.
 
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They should of told her she couldn't go through then. She's a testy little fucking kid phd or no phd, she's probably a dumb-ass outside of her phd, like a grown-up with ass-burgers disease aka Aspergers disease
 

Scotteq

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How many planes have been hijacked and bombs exploded since the TSA has been formed?

If the TSA needs to not only touch your vagina but spread your lips and stick a finger in, go right ahead. Their track record speaks for itself.


Well... We checked, and there was some semen in there. Which was odd, since the agents on the shift here still had all of theirs. We thought about it for a while, decided that one big pool of semen is better than 7 or 8 smaller ones all heading in different directions, and - rather than clean hers out, we all put ours in! :D
 

Paladin3

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Dumb ass women went in attempting to provoke a situation by refusing a scan and then overreacting to the manual search. This is as dumb as fighting a cop during a traffic stop.

If you want to fight what you believe are unjust laws, you either do it in court or by voting for elected officials who will repeal them. You don't pick a fight and post it on youtube.

Why do so many people support the democratic ideal, then refuse to use the very device that puts control of the government into the hands of the people.
 
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SolMiester

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Bullshit.

White girl traveling with Mom are not going to be smuggling bombs onto an airplane.

Arab woman in full burkah or whatever it's called...much more likely...at least in America.

In other countries, maybe the whities would be apt to blow shit up. When was the last time a whitey threatened a domestic flight?

If we were to do some smart profiling and focus our attentions where they should be focused, we wouldn't need this bullshit illusion of security.

When was the last time explosives were caught at the personal screening security checkpoint? Never, that's when.

The TSA is the first step toward tyranny.

Im gonna have to go with this....any terrorist profile would exclude them, and yeah, when was the last time explosives, or a hand gun was recovered from a personal search....LOL...

First time I traveled to the US was back in 89, man how times have changed..

Oo, i forgot to say, why dont they have the wand?, the hand held one they use if you cant go through the normal screening?, or are they looking for plastic guns.......explosives?..hehe
 
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bradley

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Does that mean 'they' no longer hate us, since we have less of our 'freedom?'

Even if we have a mere ounce of freedom left, at least it's more than those who hate us.

Stop me if you've heard these. :)
 

Balt

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Mar 12, 2000
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WTF does her being a PhD student have to do with anything related to this video? God, I hate pretentious people who feel the need to throw out info about themselves that has no bearing on the situation at hand.

Next on Youtube: "PhD student video tapes her order at McDonalds. Questions why she's being asked to Supersize!"

Mom's a MILF though

Being groped is for peasants, ya heard?
 

Sonikku

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She might be hiding a WMD in that bra.

Better take a peek inside, just to be safe.
 

SKORPI0

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Didn't see any "vagina". :rolleyes:

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another video of her from 8 months ago. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFf_ctfhXMU
 

SolMiester

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Or we could quit giving Israel money, and quit droning villages. After yanking the TSA nonsense, we'd be flush with money. Maybe we could fix our bridges or something...

LOL, its the Jews money you are giving to Israel!....