We're still waiting for any sort of rational counterargument from you. I understand it's your M.O., but witless trollish remarks really don't advance your cause any.
Also, I've given all the information you need to answer the question of how tall you are in seximeters in this thread... No device needed. I understand you're trying to be funny, again, in a trollish sort of way. And again, you're doing absolutely nothing to advance your position in that effect.
Otherwise, if you're truly that misguided, I'd have to agree with Howard.