People who pass and cut in front then cry about it.

alkemyst

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One of my co-workers decided to speed up and pass me on the right in a merge and then slow back down in front of me. I don't have a problem with passing me, but WTF do people think they must be in front if they are going to go slower anyway.

Anyway she was all upset I stuck to her bumper through the next two turns into the office and forced her to 20mph over the limit.

I simply told her she should have stayed behind me then.

/rant

I should have kept a closer eye on this. Locked for degenerating into a pissing match.

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my favorites are the assholes that swerve across all lanes at high speeds, leaving inches between them and other cars. as i sit in traffic, somehow the same prick will pass me like 5 times. all that poor driving for nothing
 

LS8

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If you ride my bumper I just slow down, you can't force me to drive faster. No skin off my back.
 

BlackTigers

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Lol, I love this. The other day somebody did it, so I followed them closer than normal.

They then proceeded to switch lanes, fall back, and tailgate me. The highway then dropped to ONE LANE, meaning I had the asshole behind me with no way to pass.

Guess what I chose to do? :p
 

PingSpike

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Originally posted by: Demon-Xanth
Slow people always seem to be in a hurry to get in front of you I've found.

Never understand this. If you're in a hurry, you're in a hurry...WTF is up with this? Its like you're just saying 'fuck you' to me for the hell of it.
 

alkemyst

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Originally posted by: LS8
If you ride my bumper I just slow down, you can't force me to drive faster. No skin off my back.

There is a difference in you zooming just to pass me and slow down vs me choosing to tailgate.

 

DivideBYZero

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Originally posted by: alkemyst
Originally posted by: LS8
If you ride my bumper I just slow down, you can't force me to drive faster. No skin off my back.

There is a difference in you zooming just to pass me and slow down vs me choosing to tailgate.

Tailgate me and I'll brake-check you. We'll see how long you stay that close.
 

ayabe

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Originally posted by: DivideBYZero
Originally posted by: alkemyst
Originally posted by: LS8
If you ride my bumper I just slow down, you can't force me to drive faster. No skin off my back.

There is a difference in you zooming just to pass me and slow down vs me choosing to tailgate.

Tailgate me and I'll brake-check you. We'll see how long you stay that close.

:thumbsup:

I don't tailgate, no matter how much someone has pissed me off as there is nothing that pisses me off more than being tailgated.

The horn/finger combo works better and is safer for everyone.
 

alkemyst

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Originally posted by: DivideBYZero
Originally posted by: alkemyst
Originally posted by: LS8
If you ride my bumper I just slow down, you can't force me to drive faster. No skin off my back.

There is a difference in you zooming just to pass me and slow down vs me choosing to tailgate.

Tailgate me and I'll brake-check you. We'll see how long you stay that close.

yeah yeah...except during your 'check' I will be passing your ass and sending you off-road.

Not many cars can out stop me now and most drivers have no skills.
 

LS8

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Originally posted by: alkemyst
Originally posted by: DivideBYZero
Originally posted by: alkemyst
Originally posted by: LS8
If you ride my bumper I just slow down, you can't force me to drive faster. No skin off my back.

There is a difference in you zooming just to pass me and slow down vs me choosing to tailgate.

Tailgate me and I'll brake-check you. We'll see how long you stay that close.

yeah yeah...except during your 'check' I will be passing your ass and sending you off-road.

Not many cars can out stop me now and most drivers have no skills.

What are you talking about?
 

RedArmy

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Oh man, is this one of the threads where we talk about our driving pet peeves?

HAI
 

ayabe

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Originally posted by: LS8
Originally posted by: alkemyst
Originally posted by: DivideBYZero
Originally posted by: alkemyst
Originally posted by: LS8
If you ride my bumper I just slow down, you can't force me to drive faster. No skin off my back.

There is a difference in you zooming just to pass me and slow down vs me choosing to tailgate.

Tailgate me and I'll brake-check you. We'll see how long you stay that close.

yeah yeah...except during your 'check' I will be passing your ass and sending you off-road.

Not many cars can out stop me now and most drivers have no skills.

What are you talking about?

His $50,000 240sx that does the 1/4 in 8 seconds and pulls a 1.50 on the skidpad, obviously. :laugh:
 

potato28

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Originally posted by: BlackTigers
Lol, I love this. The other day somebody did it, so I followed them closer than normal.

They then proceeded to switch lanes, fall back, and tailgate me. The highway then dropped to ONE LANE, meaning I had the asshole behind me with no way to pass.

Guess what I chose to do? :p

Speed limit? :p
 

DivideBYZero

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Originally posted by: alkemyst
Originally posted by: DivideBYZero
Originally posted by: alkemyst
Originally posted by: LS8
If you ride my bumper I just slow down, you can't force me to drive faster. No skin off my back.

There is a difference in you zooming just to pass me and slow down vs me choosing to tailgate.

Tailgate me and I'll brake-check you. We'll see how long you stay that close.

yeah yeah...except during your 'check' I will be passing your ass and sending you off-road.

Not many cars can out stop me now and most drivers have no skills.

*yawn*
 

alkemyst

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Originally posted by: ayabe
His $50,000 240sx that does the 1/4 in 8 seconds and pulls a 1.50 on the skidpad, obviously. :laugh:

Actually about 1.2 on the skipad...no engine mods yet. My brakes however are more than oversized for the car and I am running decent rubber (GY asymmetric).

Brake checks work great on people that don't know WTF they are doing. Pull a 'brake check' on me and I am passing you at that instant.

Once I am in front most would be sorry they decided to play that game.
 

DivideBYZero

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Originally posted by: alkemyst
Originally posted by: ayabe
His $50,000 240sx that does the 1/4 in 8 seconds and pulls a 1.50 on the skidpad, obviously. :laugh:

Actually about 1.2 on the skipad...no engine mods yet. My brakes however are more than oversized for the car and I am running decent rubber (GY asymmetric).

Brake checks work great on people that don't know WTF they are doing. Pull a 'brake check' on me and I am passing you at that instant.

Once I am in front most would be sorry they decided to play that game.

You're delusional.
 

Jeff7181

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A friend of mine in college had a rather humorous way to deal with people tailgating. Some of you may know, burning ATF in an engine creates LOTS of white smoke... he rigged up an old windshield washer pump to pump ATF into his intake at the flick of a switch, sending up a smoke screen behind him.
 

EightySix Four

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Originally posted by: Jeff7181
A friend of mine in college had a rather humorous way to deal with people tailgating. Some of you may know, burning ATF in an engine creates LOTS of white smoke... he rigged up an old windshield washer pump to pump ATF into his intake at the flick of a switch, sending up a smoke screen behind him.

Flame thrower exhausts are just as funny.
 

thomsbrain

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Originally posted by: alkemyst
Originally posted by: ayabe
His $50,000 240sx that does the 1/4 in 8 seconds and pulls a 1.50 on the skidpad, obviously. :laugh:

Actually about 1.2 on the skipad...no engine mods yet. My brakes however are more than oversized for the car and I am running decent rubber (GY asymmetric).

Brake checks work great on people that don't know WTF they are doing. Pull a 'brake check' on me and I am passing you at that instant.

Once I am in front most would be sorry they decided to play that game.

More like side-swiping the innocent person next to you. :roll:
 

kalrith

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Originally posted by: alkemyst
Originally posted by: ayabe
His $50,000 240sx that does the 1/4 in 8 seconds and pulls a 1.50 on the skidpad, obviously. :laugh:

Actually about 1.2 on the skipad...no engine mods yet. My brakes however are more than oversized for the car and I am running decent rubber (GY asymmetric).

Brake checks work great on people that don't know WTF they are doing. Pull a 'brake check' on me and I am passing you at that instant.

Once I am in front most would be sorry they decided to play that game.

I'm completely confused. Why would you be tailgating someone if you can just get in the other lane to pass them? If you can't get into the other lane to pass them (i.e. cars/medians on both sides of you), then how are you going to pass them when they do a brake check?

By all means, please answer this question since you are obviously the only person on this forum who "know(s) WTF they are doing", so we can all bow down and grovel before you.
 

NaOH

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Originally posted by: kalrith
Originally posted by: alkemyst
Originally posted by: ayabe
His $50,000 240sx that does the 1/4 in 8 seconds and pulls a 1.50 on the skidpad, obviously. :laugh:

Actually about 1.2 on the skipad...no engine mods yet. My brakes however are more than oversized for the car and I am running decent rubber (GY asymmetric).

Brake checks work great on people that don't know WTF they are doing. Pull a 'brake check' on me and I am passing you at that instant.

Once I am in front most would be sorry they decided to play that game.

I'm completely confused. Why would you be tailgating someone if you can just get in the other lane to pass them? If you can't get into the other lane to pass them (i.e. cars/medians on both sides of you), then how are you going to pass them when they do a brake check?

By all means, please answer this question since you are obviously the only person on this forum who "know(s) WTF they are doing", so we can all bow down and grovel before you.

Damn you guys really are noobs. He'd hit you with a turtle shell first and then power slide past you of course. :roll: