This is why NJ has the cell phone ban in the works... even in towns that currently have cell phone bans in NJ and even in NY which is completely banned, I see jerkwads draggin @$$ w/cell and sometimes a drink, cigarette, or both! Heck, I work retail and I have customers openly admit to doing so... dorks. I need a giant foam handsfree so I can beat them over the head with it till they buy one.
This is why NJ has the cell phone ban in the works... even in towns that currently have cell phone bans in NJ and even in NY which is completely banned, I see jerkwads draggin @$$ w/cell and sometimes a drink, cigarette, or both! Heck, I work retail and I have customers openly admit to doing so... dorks. I need a giant foam handsfree so I can beat them over the head with it till they buy one.
Originally posted by: gordy
i drive the speedlimit and sometimes a little over, and i stay out of the left lane..
tailgaters piss me off
tailgaters remember this:
if your behind me i own your ass, if you don't like my speed find a fvcking way around
and to those people who see others 'breaking' all the time they are probably trying to tell you to GET THE FVCK OFF MY ASS
now, i'd like to make a bumper with a hinge on one side so that when someone TG's me i pull a lever and the bumper swings down on one side and starts draggin like its about to fall off
And I would like the same device on my front bumper, except is knocks your car into the next lane so you get the fck out of the way. If you are in the left and being TG'ed then you deserve to die. If your in the right and being TG'd then the TG'r deserves to die. Unless of course he had to pass a fcker in the left lane via the right and then hit your slow moving arse.
Haha... a true hummer (H1) would have walked off with small dents, not a missing front end.Originally posted by: aves2k
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
/backs his Hummer H2 over Sammyson
Shaddup.
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So who are you?? King of the road?? Everyone must move for you?? 55 is the limit, not some sort of guide for you to do as you wish!!!It is people like you who cause accidents, smart ass!!
My dad gets serious road rage. The last guy that cut him off ended up in front off him at the next red light. My dad put his truck in park, walked up to the guy and proceeded to unleash every phrase he learned as a Marine Corps drill sargeant onto this guy. When I saw that my father was about to reach for the guy through his window, I got out of my car to stop him (not an easy thing to do to a guy who's 6' 2"/280 lbs. and pissed off as hell). I tried to explain to my dad that one of these days some crazy f*cker will pull a gun on him, but he just tells me that he is that "crazy f*cker.
My all time favorite was this black guy (not being racist, it pertains to the story, so calm down) who cut out in front of me causing me to have to swere across oncoming traffic (later found out this guy pulled out in front of people for insurance scams).
When I caught up with the guy at the next redlight I looked at him, gave him the universal hello, and began laughing quite hard. The reason for laughing was that this guy had on a neck brace and had to situate himself sideways to yell at me. He proceeded to call me "H0nkey, cracker, etc...", that's where the .000000001 racist in me kicked in and told him that he'd make an excellent decoration hanging from the oak tree in my front yard.
It then got serious as this guy acted like he was going for a gun and said "I'll follow you home, shoot you, then shoot your family." At this point I smiled and told him to follow me. I then got on the phone and told the police what had happened (now this guy is following me into town). I drive right up the street alongside the local police station where the cops are waiting for his ass. The dispatcher on the phone with me says they (the police) spot us. At this point the dumb@ss realizes where I've led him and turns left to haul @ss.
I get a call back about 30 minutes later and the police inform me that they've been looking for this guy for awhile on insurance related scams.
The End
My all time favorite was this black guy (not being racist, it pertains to the story, so calm down) who cut out in front of me causing me to have to swere across oncoming traffic (later found out this guy pulled out in front of people for insurance scams).
When I caught up with the guy at the next redlight I looked at him, gave him the universal hello, and began laughing quite hard. The reason for laughing was that this guy had on a neck brace and had to situate himself sideways to yell at me. He proceeded to call me "H0nkey, cracker, etc...", that's where the .000000001 racist in me kicked in and told him that he'd make an excellent decoration hanging from the oak tree in my front yard.
It then got serious as this guy acted like he was going for a gun and said "I'll follow you home, shoot you, then shoot your family." At this point I smiled and told him to follow me. I then got on the phone and told the police what had happened (now this guy is following me into town). I drive right up the street alongside the local police station where the cops are waiting for his ass. The dispatcher on the phone with me says they (the police) spot us. At this point the dumb@ss realizes where I've led him and turns left to haul @ss.
I get a call back about 30 minutes later and the police inform me that they've been looking for this guy for awhile on insurance related scams.
The End
I fvcking hate you! I want to kill everyone single person on the planet with this mentality! The fast lane is for PASSING you idiot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
On the NJ Turnpike/I-95 there are signs that says left lane for passing only.
And there are arseholes that go like 45-50mph while the rest are doing like 80-85. Speed limit is 65.
Of course, because everyone on here always thinks they'd be on the giving end of the violence, not the receiving end.
Originally posted by: Angrymarshmello
I do that all the time. If I'm already doing 10 over in the right hand lane and you ride my ass for a mile, but then decide to pass me because your turn is in about half a block fvck you buddy. Same goes to those gdamn ricers who swerve in and out of traffic. I block em on purpose for the hell of it. (By the way, I hardly ever drive in the left lane unless I'm passing or just in a rush
i love doing that =D
that is fvcking awesome (the racist part was pretty bad, but if you hadn't said that, he wouldn't have followed you-->gotten caught)
alkemyst
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I have never been pulled over passing a cop in the left lane going slower than the speed limit.
We have a lot of good ol' boys down here who like to block traffic (to see 3 4x4's blocking all three lanes isn't very rare.). These guys love to ride up on my car and play the intimidation game...well I am all for someone rearending me, I know enough bodyshop owners that it's always profitable.
The best is when you do the 'brake check' and they back off only to think they are sneaking up on you and come barrelling down again at 20-30mph over the limit.
These are the best brake checks I run those dumbasses right off the road, dirt dust grass all flying. Perhaps one day one will hit me.
They have also tried to prevent me from passing usually them in the left lane doing 5-10mph under the limit. I don't usually ride up on them, instead when I realize they aren't going to move, I put my blinker on and go around...usually it's simple, but sometimes they want to play NASCAR. It never work and I always do the pass and brake hard and that really get them pissed
I don't drive aggressively, but if someone wants to screw with me I will do everything in my power to make there road life miserable including getting out at a red light and having a 'talk' with them.
We have a lot of good ol' boys down here who like to block traffic (to see 3 4x4's blocking all three lanes isn't very rare.). These guys love to ride up on my car and play the intimidation game...well I am all for someone rearending me, I know enough bodyshop owners that it's always profitable.
The best is when you do the 'brake check' and they back off only to think they are sneaking up on you and come barrelling down again at 20-30mph over the limit.
These are the best brake checks I run those dumbasses right off the road, dirt dust grass all flying
. Perhaps one day one will hit me.They have also tried to prevent me from passing usually them in the left lane doing 5-10mph under the limit. I don't usually ride up on them, instead when I realize they aren't going to move, I put my blinker on and go around...usually it's simple, but sometimes they want to play NASCAR. It never work and I always do the pass and brake hard and that really get them pissed
I don't drive aggressively, but if someone wants to screw with me I will do everything in my power to make there road life miserable including getting out at a red light and having a 'talk' with them.
man, you guys woulda hated me back in the day. During rush hour on fridays, me and my friends would hop on the free way and take up all 3 lanes across, going the minimum of 45mph. Man did people get pissed. Plus we made it on the radio traffic reports, saying vehicles were slowing down traffic. We had enough cars so that after awhile, we would take off and let others lead, so the lead cars were continually different. It was fun until we got death threats.
Siddhartha
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