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Kevin

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The best is when there's a bus in the right lane and they cut you off because they don't want to follow the bus. Only problem is they drive SLOW than the damn bus. You speed up and ride their tail and they think nothing of it. The best is the bastards who cut you off on the highway only to slam on their brakes. Or the ones that cut you off and slow down. Then you flip on your blinker and change to the right lane, only to have the dickhead infront of you see your blicker and beat you do it. When I'm in situations like that, I flip the blink as I'm turning the wheel so they can't react until its too late and I'm already passing them. Then there are the idiots who cut infront of you to avoid a huge puddle flood, forcing you to drive through it because they are stupid and don't know how to drive their stupid SUVs. Then there are the people who tail you in the right lane when the left lane is free and clear. Or the people who make left turns from the right lane and vice versa. How about the dickhead cops who drive in the left lane at 20mph to bust balls. You can't pass em or they'll pull you over and bitch. Lets not forget the buses who just pull out and don't care if they hit you. Or the little d-ck people who drive 70 down side streets and expect you to move out of the way to let them go. Or the people who drive in heavy rain without their lights on. How about the people who try to cut infront of you at a red light. Lets not forget school buses who stop but don't put the red stop sign out so you have to guess if you can pass or not. Meanwhile a cop is right there watching everyone scramble. The crossing guards who stop traffic to let 1 person cross the street and when they let you go, the light turns red. There's the people who just back out of parking spaces, forgetting there are cars driving behind them. The cops who flash their lights just to run red lights. The people who stop in the middle of the street to talk to someone when they can pull into a space 3 feet away, then give you the evil eye when you pass. The people who are afraid to turn because a car is approaching (although if you know how to turn, you can make it safely). Last but not least, lets now forget women, are their cellphones, driving their minivans/SUVs and have NO IDEA WHERE THE HELL THEY ARE GOING...
 
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ThePresence

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Originally posted by: Kevin
The best is when there's a bus in the right lane and they cut you off because they don't want to follow the bus. Only problem is they drive SLOW than the damn bus. You speed up and ride their tail and they think nothing of it. The best is the bastards who cut you off on the highway only to slam on their brakes. Or the ones that cut you off and slow down. Then you flip on your blinker and change to the right lane, only to have the dickhead infront of you see your blicker and beat you do it. When I'm in situations like that, I flip the blink as I'm turning the wheel so they can't react until its too late and I'm already passing them. Then there are the idiots who cut infront of you to avoid a huge puddle flood, forcing you to drive through it because they are stupid and don't know how to drive their stupid SUVs. Then there are the people who tail you in the right lane when the left lane is free and clear. Or the people who make left turns from the right lane and vice versa. How about the dickhead cops who drive in the left lane at 20mph to bust balls. You can't pass em or they'll pull you over and bitch. Lets not forget the buses who just pull out and don't care if they hit you. Or the little d-ck people who drive 70 down side streets and expect you to move out of the way to let them go. Or the people who drive in heavy rain without their lights on. How about the people who try to cut infront of you at a red light. Lets not forget school buses who stop but don't put the red stop sign out so you have to guess if you can pass or not. Meanwhile a cop is right there watching everyone scramble. The crossing guards who stop traffic to let 1 person cross the street and when they let you go, the light turns red. There's the people who just back out of parking spaces, forgetting there are cars driving behind them. The cops who flash their lights just to run red lights. The people who stop in the middle of the street to talk to someone when they can pull into a space 3 feet away, then give you the evil eye when you pass. The people who are afraid to turn because a car is approaching (although if you know how to turn, you can make it safely). Last but not least, lets now forget women, are their cellphones, driving their minivans/SUVs and have NO IDEA WHERE THE HELL THEY ARE GOING...
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Ultima

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Originally posted by: jmcoreymv
The only problem is down here in socal, I drive like 15 over in the left lane, but everyone around me feels that isnt fast enough, so they decide to go around me.
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the real problem is that you're not moving over to let them by.
 
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Cyberian

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Originally posted by: Whisper
Agreed.

As for the person making the 10mph comment: agreed also. My cut-off for speeding is usually 10 over. If someone rides my ass at that speed (i.e. 75 in a 65, 80 in a 70, etc.) you'd better believe I'm gonna be engine breaking to f**k with them, and then flicking them off as they drive by.
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I assume you are not in the passing lane in this case.

 
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Kevin

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Originally posted by: ThePresence
Originally posted by: Kevin
The best is when there's a bus in the right lane and they cut you off because they don't want to follow the bus. Only problem is they drive SLOW than the damn bus. You speed up and ride their tail and they think nothing of it. The best is the bastards who cut you off on the highway only to slam on their brakes. Or the ones that cut you off and slow down. Then you flip on your blinker and change to the right lane, only to have the dickhead infront of you see your blicker and beat you do it. When I'm in situations like that, I flip the blink as I'm turning the wheel so they can't react until its too late and I'm already passing them. Then there are the idiots who cut infront of you to avoid a huge puddle flood, forcing you to drive through it because they are stupid and don't know how to drive their stupid SUVs. Then there are the people who tail you in the right lane when the left lane is free and clear. Or the people who make left turns from the right lane and vice versa. How about the dickhead cops who drive in the left lane at 20mph to bust balls. You can't pass em or they'll pull you over and bitch. Lets not forget the buses who just pull out and don't care if they hit you. Or the little d-ck people who drive 70 down side streets and expect you to move out of the way to let them go. Or the people who drive in heavy rain without their lights on. How about the people who try to cut infront of you at a red light. Lets not forget school buses who stop but don't put the red stop sign out so you have to guess if you can pass or not. Meanwhile a cop is right there watching everyone scramble. The crossing guards who stop traffic to let 1 person cross the street and when they let you go, the light turns red. There's the people who just back out of parking spaces, forgetting there are cars driving behind them. The cops who flash their lights just to run red lights. The people who stop in the middle of the street to talk to someone when they can pull into a space 3 feet away, then give you the evil eye when you pass. The people who are afraid to turn because a car is approaching (although if you know how to turn, you can make it safely). Last but not least, lets now forget women, are their cellphones, driving their minivans/SUVs and have NO IDEA WHERE THE HELL THEY ARE GOING...
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I drive a lot. I didn't even have to think to write all of that...
 
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Whisper

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I assume you are not in the passing lane in this case.
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Generally, no. If I'm doing 10 over in the left hand lane of a highway, and I can see someone coming up faster than that behind me, I'll usually pull over and let them by. I generally tend to avoid the left-most lane entirely, unless I'm in a hurry and just want to haul with the other drivers there.

But seeing as how I have the WORST LUCK EVAR with speeding tickets, if I'm doing 15+ over then I'm getting paranoid.
 
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anxi80

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Originally posted by: ThisIsMatt
Oh, and...

Right lane's for saving gas.
Left lane's for hauling ass.
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please tell me thats a bumper sticker so i can buy it!

i hate it when people tap their breaks in the fast lane. if im on your ass in the fast lane, your going too slow. granted im not doing 100, but fast enough to get from point A to point B all the while trying to avoid middle lane congestion. so, that sticker would really come in handy.
 

People who drives cars with less than 20mpg should be mutilated than mutilated some more, than shot all over their body, then strangled to death with a plastic bag.
 
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MercenaryForHire

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Originally posted by: SammySon
People who drives cars with less than 20mpg should be mutilated than mutilated some more, than shot all over their body, then strangled to death with a plastic bag.
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/backs his Hummer H2 over Sammyson

Shaddup. :D

- M4H
 
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Mill

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Oct 10, 1999
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Originally posted by: SammySon
People who drives cars with less than 20mpg should be mutilated than mutilated some more, than shot all over their body, then strangled to death with a plastic bag.
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People who try to tell me how to spend my money should be raped by Richard Simmons.
 
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KokomoGST

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In my area... you can go up to 10 above speed limit without worrying about cops pulling you over. Yet there are tards out there going 5-10 below speed limit on a 40MPH main road.

Those craptastic drivers that form walls in the left (aka PASSING) lane... I usually just flash them... that's supposed to be the nice way to say "move over" (It's in the books for NY & NJ). Most tards don't understand so I annoy them with full brights after I get sick enough and enough of a line has formed behind me.
 
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bonk102

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i agree with you 100%

the other night on the way home, some numbnuts in front of me decided she needed to go 63 in the left lane when the speed limit was 65. AND she refused to move over, dumb biatch
 
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Goosemaster

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Originally posted by: Kevin
Originally posted by: ThePresence
Originally posted by: Kevin
The best is when there's a bus in the right lane and they cut you off because they don't want to follow the bus. Only problem is they drive SLOW than the damn bus. You speed up and ride their tail and they think nothing of it. The best is the bastards who cut you off on the highway only to slam on their brakes. Or the ones that cut you off and slow down. Then you flip on your blinker and change to the right lane, only to have the dickhead infront of you see your blicker and beat you do it. When I'm in situations like that, I flip the blink as I'm turning the wheel so they can't react until its too late and I'm already passing them. Then there are the idiots who cut infront of you to avoid a huge puddle flood, forcing you to drive through it because they are stupid and don't know how to drive their stupid SUVs. Then there are the people who tail you in the right lane when the left lane is free and clear. Or the people who make left turns from the right lane and vice versa. How about the dickhead cops who drive in the left lane at 20mph to bust balls. You can't pass em or they'll pull you over and bitch. Lets not forget the buses who just pull out and don't care if they hit you. Or the little d-ck people who drive 70 down side streets and expect you to move out of the way to let them go. Or the people who drive in heavy rain without their lights on. How about the people who try to cut infront of you at a red light. Lets not forget school buses who stop but don't put the red stop sign out so you have to guess if you can pass or not. Meanwhile a cop is right there watching everyone scramble. The crossing guards who stop traffic to let 1 person cross the street and when they let you go, the light turns red. There's the people who just back out of parking spaces, forgetting there are cars driving behind them. The cops who flash their lights just to run red lights. The people who stop in the middle of the street to talk to someone when they can pull into a space 3 feet away, then give you the evil eye when you pass. The people who are afraid to turn because a car is approaching (although if you know how to turn, you can make it safely). Last but not least, lets now forget women, are their cellphones, driving their minivans/SUVs and have NO IDEA WHERE THE HELL THEY ARE GOING...
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Okay. You have issues.
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I drive a lot. I didn't even have to think to write all of that...
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true
 
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Jugernot

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Oct 12, 1999
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Originally posted by: Millennium
Originally posted by: Jugernot
Bunch of violent people in here...
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/me st@bs and sodomizes Jugernot. Damn right we are.
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(starts talking in 3rd person, turns green and triples in size)

Nobody stabs Jugernot! (Reach around and makes Millenium pull out and wipe off. Then grabs him by the arms...pulls hard and rips both arms from the sockets) Jugernot not like being stabbed! (Starts beating Millenium to death with his own arms)... Jugernot Hungry..... (reaches into Millenium's chest and extracts his beating heart)... Mmmmm HEART GOOD!

;)

Damn savages! You bring out the worst in society.
 
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Shawn

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Originally posted by: Kevin
The best is when there's a bus in the right lane and they cut you off because they don't want to follow the bus. Only problem is they drive SLOW than the damn bus. You speed up and ride their tail and they think nothing of it. The best is the bastards who cut you off on the highway only to slam on their brakes. Or the ones that cut you off and slow down. Then you flip on your blinker and change to the right lane, only to have the dickhead infront of you see your blicker and beat you do it. When I'm in situations like that, I flip the blink as I'm turning the wheel so they can't react until its too late and I'm already passing them. Then there are the idiots who cut infront of you to avoid a huge puddle flood, forcing you to drive through it because they are stupid and don't know how to drive their stupid SUVs. Then there are the people who tail you in the right lane when the left lane is free and clear. Or the people who make left turns from the right lane and vice versa. How about the dickhead cops who drive in the left lane at 20mph to bust balls. You can't pass em or they'll pull you over and bitch. Lets not forget the buses who just pull out and don't care if they hit you. Or the little d-ck people who drive 70 down side streets and expect you to move out of the way to let them go. Or the people who drive in heavy rain without their lights on. How about the people who try to cut infront of you at a red light. Lets not forget school buses who stop but don't put the red stop sign out so you have to guess if you can pass or not. Meanwhile a cop is right there watching everyone scramble. The crossing guards who stop traffic to let 1 person cross the street and when they let you go, the light turns red. There's the people who just back out of parking spaces, forgetting there are cars driving behind them. The cops who flash their lights just to run red lights. The people who stop in the middle of the street to talk to someone when they can pull into a space 3 feet away, then give you the evil eye when you pass. The people who are afraid to turn because a car is approaching (although if you know how to turn, you can make it safely). Last but not least, lets now forget women, are their cellphones, driving their minivans/SUVs and have NO IDEA WHERE THE HELL THEY ARE GOING...
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lol

yes

 
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Ime

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Originally posted by: Kevin
The best is when there's a bus in the right lane and they cut you off because they don't want to follow the bus. Only problem is they drive SLOW than the damn bus. You speed up and ride their tail and they think nothing of it. The best is the bastards who cut you off on the highway only to slam on their brakes. Or the ones that cut you off and slow down. Then you flip on your blinker and change to the right lane, only to have the dickhead infront of you see your blicker and beat you do it. When I'm in situations like that, I flip the blink as I'm turning the wheel so they can't react until its too late and I'm already passing them. Then there are the idiots who cut infront of you to avoid a huge puddle flood, forcing you to drive through it because they are stupid and don't know how to drive their stupid SUVs. Then there are the people who tail you in the right lane when the left lane is free and clear. Or the people who make left turns from the right lane and vice versa. How about the dickhead cops who drive in the left lane at 20mph to bust balls. You can't pass em or they'll pull you over and bitch. Lets not forget the buses who just pull out and don't care if they hit you. Or the little d-ck people who drive 70 down side streets and expect you to move out of the way to let them go. Or the people who drive in heavy rain without their lights on. How about the people who try to cut infront of you at a red light. Lets not forget school buses who stop but don't put the red stop sign out so you have to guess if you can pass or not. Meanwhile a cop is right there watching everyone scramble. The crossing guards who stop traffic to let 1 person cross the street and when they let you go, the light turns red. There's the people who just back out of parking spaces, forgetting there are cars driving behind them. The cops who flash their lights just to run red lights. The people who stop in the middle of the street to talk to someone when they can pull into a space 3 feet away, then give you the evil eye when you pass. The people who are afraid to turn because a car is approaching (although if you know how to turn, you can make it safely). Last but not least, lets now forget women, are their cellphones, driving their minivans/SUVs and have NO IDEA WHERE THE HELL THEY ARE GOING...
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That pretty much sums up my feelings, too.
 
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