Pat Robertson says "take out Chavez"

jonesthewine

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I find it odd that any Christian, much less a highly visible ministre, would advocate assasination as a means to an end. What ever happened to loving your neighbor, judging not, and tolerating opposing ideas? What would Jesus have to say about this?
 

0roo0roo

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well him leading the prayers for the deaths of liberal supreme court justices is rather more disturbing.
 

So

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Originally posted by: Inspector Jihad
jebus says: "if you aint christian, you goin to hell fool. i dont play like that."

No, no, I think you've once again confused Jebus with Jesus.

Jebus has great, but finite power, but is actually pretty cool, and usually brings you a box of fruit roll-ups if you ask nicely...
 

nakedfrog

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Originally posted by: So
Originally posted by: Inspector Jihad
jebus says: "if you aint christian, you goin to hell fool. i dont play like that."

No, no, I think you've once again confused Jebus with Jesus.

Jebus has great, but finite power, but is actually pretty cool, and usually brings you a box of fruit roll-ups if you ask nicely...

Sweet! I could really go for a box of fruit roll-ups. I miss the apple flavor they had when I was a kid.
 

leftyman

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Originally posted by: Brutuskend
I tried to take out Chavez once, the bastard stood me up. :(

dont you hate when they do go out with you then dont put out
 

So

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Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Originally posted by: So
Originally posted by: Inspector Jihad
jebus says: "if you aint christian, you goin to hell fool. i dont play like that."

No, no, I think you've once again confused Jebus with Jesus.

Jebus has great, but finite power, but is actually pretty cool, and usually brings you a box of fruit roll-ups if you ask nicely...

Sweet! I could really go for a box of fruit roll-ups. I miss the apple flavor they had when I was a kid.

If you ask, Jeebus shall deliver, assuming that the bus doesn't make him late for work...
 
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Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Originally posted by: So
Originally posted by: Inspector Jihad
jebus says: "if you aint christian, you goin to hell fool. i dont play like that."

No, no, I think you've once again confused Jebus with Jesus.

Jebus has great, but finite power, but is actually pretty cool, and usually brings you a box of fruit roll-ups if you ask nicely...

Sweet! I could really go for a box of fruit roll-ups. I miss the apple flavor they had when I was a kid.


well you still have to be christian...or no fvcking fruit roll up for you heathen
 

So

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Originally posted by: Inspector Jihad
Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Originally posted by: So
Originally posted by: Inspector Jihad
jebus says: "if you aint christian, you goin to hell fool. i dont play like that."

No, no, I think you've once again confused Jebus with Jesus.

Jebus has great, but finite power, but is actually pretty cool, and usually brings you a box of fruit roll-ups if you ask nicely...

Sweet! I could really go for a box of fruit roll-ups. I miss the apple flavor they had when I was a kid.


well you still have to be christian...or no fvcking fruit roll up for you heathen

Dude...jebus is cool. You just have to be cool too.
 

Fausto

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Originally posted by: Nik
Pat Robertson is far from an accepted speaker for mainstream Christianity. He's just another wacko extremist nutjob.
With a bigass viewing audience for his show.
 
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It's funny. Anytime a non-Christian says something stupid, there's never a post prefaced with the term "non-Christian" or "athiest" to indicate their beliefs.

But, hey, if attacking Christians makes you feel like a big man, then, hey, rock on.
 

NikPreviousAcct

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Originally posted by: Fausto
Originally posted by: Nik
Pat Robertson is far from an accepted speaker for mainstream Christianity. He's just another wacko extremist nutjob.
With a bigass viewing audience for his show.

I used to watch Politically Incorrect with Bill Mahr but that doesn't mean I agree with everything he says. Apparently Bush's approval rating is around 45% but you still get the whole country paying attention when he makes national speaches.
 

Fausto

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Originally posted by: HeroOfPellinor
It's funny. Anytime a non-Christian says something stupid, there's never a post prefaced with the term "non-Christian" or "athiest" to indicate their beliefs.

But, ehy, is attacking Christians makes you feel like a big man, then, hey, rock on.
You need a hug, big guy?