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Fables? Legends? So fairy tales are what you consider to be reliable sources of information? We are operating in different planes here. I am involved in the more scholarly pursuits rather than pop culture type of knowledge.
We have:
- Zhang Qian
- Ali Al-Zanzauda
- Zhou Xu
- Hasdrubalan
And let's not forget:
- Zebras of the Western Trade Routes
- Of Lions and the Southern Omo
- Treatise on the Defense Mechanisms of Sub-Saharan Herbivores
- The Diabetic-Free Equine: Nature's Might
- stone stele in the Xi'an Beilin Museum
A non-diabetic and non-obese zebra can kill a lion pride. You've been picking bizarre sources of diabetic, obese, or depressed animals being killed by lions. You're filtering out the fights between healthy animals and lions.
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Huh! You dont know shit about how any historical document is weighed...C'mon show us that quota of single zebras killing prides of lions...
Wake the fuck up; you've been owned, and you did it to your self, bitch!
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I've provided numerous historical sources and scholarly treatises/books/tomes. You've provided fairy tales.
A non-diabetic and non-obese zebra can kill a lion pride. You've been picking bizarre sources of diabetic, obese, or depressed animals being killed by lions. You're filtering out the fights between healthy animals and lions.
The scholars are coming out to fight this MTV pop culture nonsense being spewed by Silver Prime.
The DailyMail article is almost a blow-by-blow copy of an account of a zebra vs. lion by Hasdrubalan. A zebra, caught unaware by a lion, easily defeats it. In the DailyMail article, it looks like the jaw of the lion may be shattered, effectively killing it with pending starvation.
Looking closer, the DailyMail Zebra looks like it might be suffering from a cracked hoof, and it still defeated the lion.
Ahhhh ha hah a ha ah, man I fucking love this game, the game is how far down the rabbit hole the dumb wise and beautiful woman can go.
Correction, I brought only 23/200th of them are fables and legends, the rest are anecdotes and backed by historians.
Now, for your sources since you are petrified in giving people english links, let me fill you in on your Zhang qian...the guy who brought the Lion dance...
The lion was the reason why the chinese pop fire works every year, because a Legend (somethhing you deny is real), had it that the lion saved the people from a Nian monster, who all the native animals couldent fight effectively....
http://www.sevenstarmantis.co.uk/7.html
Oh...whats that...the same person you are randomly patruding out of your wise and beautiful woman saying you have this; you have that, but no quotas or links?
XD XD XD XD XD XD
You dont except legends yet you use a source that quotes a legend...fucking face palm. ha ah ha haaa.
I incorperated Fables and Legends because to some other than atheist and a few sceintist; belive in there cultures past records, please for the love of god go to isreal and start stepping all over a beliver of christ cloths and saying there god is balone and fake, I want to see you get be-headed, go to India and knock over a buddest statue in front of the town, I wanna see you get beatin to an inch of your life...Huh! To some, not all; legends are real, I asked no one to take it serious since I had over 300 sources that dosent protain to fables and legends... but science.
Yet you know you...just a butt hurt twat lie-ing out your ass, who needs attention...anymore made up storys you want me to shatter?
Just ask
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Ahhhh ha hah a ha ah, man I fucking love this game, the game is how far down the rabbit hole the dumb wise and beautiful woman can go.
Correction, I brought only 23/200th of them are fables and legends, the rest are anecdotes and backed by historians.
Now, for your sources since you are petrified in giving people english links, let me fill you in on your Zhang qian...the guy who brought the Lion dance...
The lion was the reason why the chinese pop fire works every year, because a Legend (somethhing you deny is real), had it that the lion saved the people from a Nian monster, who all the native animals couldent fight effectively....
http://www.sevenstarmantis.co.uk/7.html
Oh...whats that...the same person you are randomly patruding out of your wise and beautiful woman saying you have this; you have that, but no quotas or links?
XD XD XD XD XD XD
You dont except legends yet you use a source that quotes a legend...fucking face palm. ha ah ha haaa.
I incooperated Fables and Legends because to some other than atheist belive in there cultures past records, please for the love of god go to isreal and start stepping all over a beliver of christ cloths and saying there god is balone and fake, I want you too see you get be-head, go to India and knock over a buddest statue in from of the town, I wanna see you get beatin to an inch of your life...Huh! To some, not all legends are real, I asked no one to take it serious since I had over 300 sources that dosent protain to fables and legends but science.
Yet you know you...just a butt hurt twat lie-ing out your ass, who needs attention...anymore made up storys you want me to shatter?
Just ask
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The Lion Dance is about a lion that was too scared to fight a monster (suggested by some scholars to be an anorexic and hairless monkey suffering from alopecia) and decided to "guard" the Emperor's gate instead. The people made a costume to scare away the monster.
If you want legends, then Jaideep Pramadhagranian has suggested that this is the origin why the zebra is venerated by the Tuvans in Central Asia. The legend has it that the following year, the people's lion costume was stolen by the lion itself so that it didn't need to groom and clean itself. It could just be a dirty lion in a neatly groomed lion costume. The people were mortified. However, a mysterious animal came along and killed both the monster and the lion. The monster for being a menace and the lion for being weak. The mysterious hero then slaughtered the entire pride of the lion to wipe out its lineage.
The mysterious animal was the zebra. This zebra decided to bless the people with a new animal that is also both black and white: the panda.
The legend traveled to the Tuvans, where the zebra is celebrated each year with a particularly famous throat-singing song that is supposed to be a retelling of the zebra fighting the monster and the lion and creating the panda.
So, it looks like we now have:
- Zhang Qian
- Ali Al-Zanzauda
- Zhou Xu
- Hasdrubalan
- Jaideep Pramadhagranian
And let's not forget:
- Zebras of the Western Trade Routes
- Of Lions and the Southern Omo
- Treatise on the Defense Mechanisms of Sub-Saharan Herbivores
- The Diabetic-Free Equine: Nature's Might
- stone stele in the Xi'an Beilin Museum
- Tuvan throat-singing re: The Lion Dance and the Zebra Savior
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Panda, zebra? Ha a ha, wheres your links cry baby? Or should we all just take your stink wise and beautiful woman word for it, something thats heavily written and plastered on majority of chinese cultures? There are multiple legends, and I know all of them; you and I both know your lieing through your teeth (If you have any), none of it is mentioned by any schollar, if so show us where this pride of lions fell victim to this mythical zebra your crying about.
Heres the other legends documented on different dynasty's (Scrolls) not tombs dumbass...
http://www.kungfusupply.nl/lion dance/lion_dance.htm
Keep it comin; you already lost one, how many more do you want me to school your ass on, besides just matching the 400 sources I provided, which you havent even shown one quota's link.
Ha ha ahah a haa haa ahhh XD XD XE
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We are operating in different areas here. I operate in the scholarly realm, where journals, books, treatises, etc. are my sources. You're citing to KungFuSupply.nl, a website dedicated to supplying Chinese martial art equipment.
I suggest you visit a zoological resource, such as the Institute of Zoology or another zoology research institution at a university, zoo, or other educational research institution.
Ask for the following:
Resources regarding or written by the following:
- Zhang Qian
- Ali Al-Zanzauda
- Zhou Xu
- Hasdrubalan
- Jaideep Pramadhagranian
These textual resources:
- Zebras of the Western Trade Routes
- Of Lions and the Southern Omo
- Treatise on the Defense Mechanisms of Sub-Saharan Herbivores
- The Diabetic-Free Equine: Nature's Might
And for textual resources discussing:
- stone stele in the Xi'an Beilin Museum
- Tuvan throat-singing re: The Lion Dance and the Zebra Savior
A librarian can help you with many of these. I have personal copies of many of these. The Diabetic-Free Equine is my bathroom reader.
I wonder if perhaps you've seen too many National Geographic documentaries where they cherry pick and show diabetic zebras losing to lions.
They are aready on google books, none of them have any quotas of what you claim, yeah your right, somebody just caught a glimpse of lions killing sickly skinny to the bone animals, and photo shoped all the photos and videos to make it look like the lion is killing beefy buffed up massive animals...
http://teamauthority.myfastforum.org/ftopic623-0-asc-30.php
Right?
Ha hah a ha, all these wonderful sources you graced us with, but not a single quota eh? Ha ha, First it was a single zebra that killed a pride of lions, than it only killed one, then it was a monkey, but then it was a panda, first they were schollar, then they are back to legends, they were from the lion dancer, now they are some other guy who was in that era and has the exact same name.
They are from nat geo? Last time I checked majority are from free lancers who took the footage on wild-watch-safari, (Non-natgeo affiliated) lying out your wise and beautiful woman again; the legends are not developed by those two sites for they are on more then 20 similar web-sites, they stem from the people of Han dynasty its self; you were just sick to your fucking stomach that I expposed and exploited the fraud you are, thats why you cant site or alibie any quotas other than in-consistant for ever changing storys out your stink wise and beautiful woman.
Your right about one thing, you belong checking into a institute...a mental institute, from stoping you from hurting yourself in how much retarded-ness you put into the last post here an the other page and how badly you've got owned, please dont go killing your self...but then again; I dont pitty guys like you, I laugh, at how you do it to your self.
XD XD XD
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Quick budashes, since your here...
Make CanOworms feel better...start naming random books, and start saying retarded shit like; in the book thats not in english...that its text say Zebras killed millions of lions.
Hurry before he starts feeling depressed about all his lies and bullshit and ends him self.
Hurry!
Make CanOworms feel better...start naming random books, and start saying retarded shit like; in the book thats not in english...that its text say Zebras killed millions of lions.
Hurry before he starts feeling depressed about all his lies and bullshit and ends him self.
Hurry!
BudAshes, you un-greatful stupid broad...why dident you do what I asked? Why dident you aid your Silver Prime/Hater brother'n; CanOWorms? He needed your help, and you just let him pounder on his bad karma patruding back at him...what kind of friend are you?
You better hope he returns and hasn't biten the dust becasue of your un-faithful loyalty in insulting me and a animal.
Shame on you...
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It's not my fault if you get too worked up to read properly but who would've thought, it figures.
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